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dickstolebyanalien

(desperate for cock voice) im not desperate for cock

wosp-reactivated

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

depsidase

anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

ohholydyke

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

amorphousgenderlesscryptid

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

kooldewd123

every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics

kooldewd123

i think the wrist strap is what really pushes this over the edge for me. can't forget about the wrist strap.

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okay. fine. i have a solution that will make no one happy. let's make pluto a planet. if we launch one tungsten cube per day for 200 years precisely aimed at pluto's surface it will become massive enough to gravitationally clear its orbit of other kuiper belt objects. this will be completely useless and extremely expensive as well as potentially dangerous. and it will destroy the heart

bequeerbepunk

Do it the other way, take all the nuclear weapons on earth and start obliterating everything that is similar in size as pluto in the kuiper belt.

Pluto can be a planet, or else.

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see, this is again exactly the type of thinking i was roasting. you can't even name the kuiper belt objects or the features that make them unique or interesting for study. you don't know any of the things we have learned following this change in nomenclature. you can't accept empiricism or adapt to change. you're trying to use a "punk" label imagining yourself postured in some kind of resistance to authority when what you're really doing is clinging to the way things were when you were a child, which changed twenty years ago, and invoking a ridiculous and pointless threat of nuclear bombs to defend it, aligning yourself precisely with the actions of the state. it's sad

tamamita

sacred-portal

maidthings

male/female/whatever socialization is such a flimsy model

maidthings

i see you say the word socialization I can only assume you make a habit of calling some poor woman male-brained for not doing all of your chores for you