Don't Front With Me.

Pink is my favorite color, I have 3 Pomeranians and I clean teeth for a living 🦷🪥 25 years old!!

[beatcroc]

HIGH ON STANDARDS LOW ON SKILL. CREATIVE PROCESS MAKE YOU ILL

[nomette]

LOW ON STANDARDS GETS IT DONE

IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT BUT I HAD FUN

[hjmalmed]

50% HIGH AND 50% LOW

MY WRITING WAS FUN BUT I SHOULD GO

[meanplastic]

[ellieisnotoldyet-deactivated202]

I’ve been reading through the notes and I just have to say that I absolutely promise, promise, promise you that nobody in the dental surgery is there to judge you, and we’re certainly not mad at you. Cavities happen. Even to dentists. You think your dentist has a mouth full of virgin teeth? Unlikely! They’ve all visited eachother’s surgeries to get a quickie filling (ooh, saucy) between patients. They understand that life can get in the way of oral hygiene sometimes. They understand that life’s too short not to eat chocolate. They understand that you’ve got to live. I swear to you that everyone in that room is just there to help you. Please, please, please don’t stop going to the dentist because you’re worried they’ll be mad at you. It’s really not the case. They understand. It’s fine. It’s really, really fine. Please go to the dentist. I promise you it’s ok.

[realityremedy]

You would not believe how comforting this is.

[sydcores-moved-deactivated20210]

[ineffectualdemon]

I had some badly bleeding gums awhile back after a depressive episode and my dentist has access to my prescriptions and I was on an anti depressants and antipsychotic at the time

he asked if my mental health was a factor and when I admitted it was he said “I can understand that it gets hard to do things like brush your teeth at times like that. Just do the best you can and brush your teeth at least once a day whenever you have motivation but if you can’t don’t beat yourself up. I know you’re doing your best”

When I tell you I almost cried

[hjmalmed]

Honestly, we’re just there to help you. While we’re dental health professionals (DHPs) now, we weren’t always. Some of us were kids who weren’t able to go to the dentist, some of us had less than good hygiene, some of us broke a tooth and needed a restoration to fix it. 99.99% of people who are DHPs have a restoration and we are just there to help other people, it’s why we got into it 🦷🪥❤️🫶🏻

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[samuraiko]

These posts do seem to like me, so I'm going to reblog this *AND* hope that the positive results spreads to all of my friends coz gods know some of them are going through it right now and need all the help they can get.

[hjmalmed]

May you end this month, any every month, feeling happier and healthier.

[eevielearnsfrench]

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

[markedbyx]

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

[wideeyedsmile]

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

[iamnotswarley]

Latin, but then make it fashion

[andthosearesmalleragents]

Cover the second half of the word, squint, and pronounce only the vowels you think you see

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

gargling but with air

[hjmalmed]

From a someone who learned French, Spanish and Italian but pronounce 1/3 the letters and with sass. A LOT OF SASS.

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[tentacles-and-coffee]

Let’s see what you can do bagel

[xain-russell]

Gimme something good bagel boy.

[anths-girl]

Well, let’s see, then… 🤷🏼‍♀️

[hjmalmed]

Here’s a toast to all who are here, No matter where you are from: May the best day you have ever seen be worse than your worst to come. Pursue Happiness.

[floralcyanide]

should I write more Cillian!Oppenheimer or just Cillian stuff? if so, what?

Cillian!Oppy smut please!

Cillian!Oppy flufffff

Cillian!Oppy angst!!

Cillian smut <3

Cillian fluff 💅🏻

Cillian angst pls

Voting ended onJul 27, 2023

[floralcyanide]

oh god help me lollll

[hjmalmed]

No matter what you write it’s going to be amazing!!! 👩🏼‍🍳😘🤌🏼❤️

[dragon-kazansky]

I now have time to sit down and write. I'll be focusing on Ice for a while, but don't worry, you will get Cyclone today too :)

[hjmalmed]

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[flamboynt-deactivated20151220]

I FOUND IT ✊

[addcolortomysky]

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

[blairisbae]

Who first posted this?

[ratbastarddotfuck]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

[amberdamnn]

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

[zeud]

Welcome to the graveyard. Everyone who touches this post deactivates

[argodeon]

If I deactivate after reblogging this post, I want everyone to know that I died with honor

[possomfaced]

I was scared it was gonna be the honestuck

[diamond-system-central]

ITS THE REAL ONE YES

You don’t understand how long I searched for this-

[diadrawz]

@shandycandy278 here you go this is for the anon c:

[pansypr3p]

FUCK YEAH ITS BACK BABY

[newmainolddead]

@goswlogpncmcrfobpjstltruaqhtma42 this is your url in post format

[trekkienatural]

Fuck you but you’re right

[fandom-ed]

If u suffered, y'all are gonna suffer with me

[blue00phoenix]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[draconicks]

@stuckasmain @m0ldybre4d @hi-im-retro @michael-wants-to-know @maurysexual @conniesexual @lostbetweenvampiresandmusic

gUYSBGUYS GUYS ITS THE ORIGINAL POST PLEASE MAKE A WISH EJFHDJEEBD NOW

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.

[blingblingboy-kinnie]

Bro what it’s the second of July 2020. Happy 8th anniversary of this classic tumblr post!!!!

[iamverybored-notactive-deactiva]

9 years of this post.

[katiew1973]

[sinceimetyou]

This kinda explains why now Tumblr is selling shoelaces!

💀

[hjmalmed]

HAPPY 10 YEARS!!

[catchymemes]

[judedeluca]

This is the Magic Money Van.

Reblog this and you will gain large amounts of cash in unexpected ways.

[hjmalmed]

HELP PLEASE!! I’m looking for an imagine with WWE’s Baron Corbin. It’s the reader and she’s at a backyard party at Baron’s house, where Bayley and Liv Morgan force her to wear a bikini instead of the swimsuit she originally had worn. PLEASE HELP FIND IT!!!

[lilmamabeyellin]

[liquidlimits-deactivated2019032]

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

[razxion]

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

[that-phat-chic-deactivated20200]

This is the Baby Money Yoda, reblog in the next 60 seconds of seeing this to receive a blessing from our green bean prince.

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

And I just got paid!

[marvel-imagines-request]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE REQUEST SOMETHING?

I’m REALLY bored and feel the need to write. Please request something.

[abdulraveman]

[yassmines]

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

[hjmalmed]

I want one!!! ❤️❤️

[sryforthewait-blog]

Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.

[moject-prayhem]

don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!

[vo-la-tile]

If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.

[rainbowandoctavia-deactivated20]

Just one.

[mydeadcarcass]

[nimh13]

[lavender-the-timey-demon-hunter]

[the-last-of-the-forgotten-deact]

[honnouji-acedemist-deactivated2]

NEVER EVER EVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS EVER

[was-zacharie-ish-blog]

Tempted.

[ask-jeremyfitzgerald-fazbea-blog]

[emopinocchio-deactivated2016121]

[ereriaulife]

I would be devastated. You are all precious cinnamon rolls. I’m here to chat whenever.

[amazingemmaisonfire-deactivated]

IF YOU EVER HAVE A THOUGHT LIKE THAT YOU MESSAGE ME. I COULDN’T IMAGINE LOSING ONE OF YOU TO THAT

[hiimmikey]

I fucking love you so much. Never ever forget that.

[toxiclashton]

Guys, if you EVER need someone to talk to, I’m here for you. DM me on Instagram @mayajanew17

[cockslutluke-deactivated2016080]

I LOVE U ALL SO MUCH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MESSAGE ME I WILL STAY UP AND TALK TO YOU NO MATTER WHAT. YOU ARE IMPORTANT TO ME AND YOU HAVE A PURPOSE. NEVER EVER FORGET THAT.

[hjmalmed]

PLEASE ASK FOR HELP!!!!