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@marvel-imagines-request
Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.
do it, I fucking dare you
hahaha yeah sure bring it on!
hii
do IT!!!!
Do it do it!!!!!
Please im beggin y'all
I dare you
Y I S
honestly go for it i only bite occasionally
do it. you won’t.
Be kind of offended if you didn’t!!!
me making another post for my 12 followers knowing that it will get approximately 4 notes
The 4 followers
Love y’all
imagine getting feedback from 1/3 of your followers.
Where my 12 followers at? I fucking love y’all!!!!
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I get paid to download apps, YOU CAN TOO!!!
DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY
I can back this up. It isn’t only their shelters.
I have a family friend who worked at our local Salvation Army headquarters as a a secretary. This particular office took all the Christmas donations for children in need, put them in a warehouse, and on a designated day the staff and their friends picked through them all, taking whatever they wanted. She saw people hauling away bikes donated for specific families. Some local children had hundreds of dollars of gifts donated in their name, and on Christmas they received three cheap things, items likely not even from the person who sponsored them.
My friend quit, and I’ve not given them a dime of my money since then.
Do not give to the Salvation Army.
Do Not. Give. To. Salvation. Army
My turn.
I’m a wildfire and disaster logistics specialist.
I deal with a lot of agencies who provide disaster relief.
I used to say the Salvation Army’s disaster services were the one (literally the ONE) good thing they did.
They would come in, set up a canteen trailer, make and pass out hot coffee and donated food in a disaster, usually being one of the first agencies to get there and the last to leave.
Then I found out.
Every time they did this, regardless of if they were actually invited or deployed by the agency in charge (usually FEMA, sometimes others) they would SELF-DEPLOY. Meanjng they would just show up. Ok. That’s not TOO bad, sometimes agencies have to take initiative and get there before the red tape is sorted out. BUT. They, after they left at the end of the incident, they would send FEMA or the host agency a BILL. They used one or two paid employees (usually the driver of the truck and a supervisor); and many VOLUNTEERS, but they would bill for EVERYONE’s Labor at standard federal rates. They would bill for the food they distributed even though it was all donated by another agency or private parties. They would bill for the coffee they made and the supplies. Except they would use electricity from the shelter location, water from donations or from the shelter, and in many cases, they would get the coffee and industrial filters DONATED, but bill for them at retail prices.
Don’t FUCKING give to the Salvation Army.
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PLEASE JOIN AND USE MY CODE!!!!!! YOU REALLY DO GET PAID TO WALK!!!!
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE REQUEST SOMETHING?
I’m REALLY bored and feel the need to write. Please request something.
to all of my underage followers with shitty parents:
i am your parent now. i love you, you are valid, i’m making lasagna for dinner and your bedtimes are never
🐸Frogs🐸
(@kalesalad on tiktok)
FROG HOTEL FROG HOTEL FROG HOTEL
It’s 2313 and I just woke my whole house bc I screamed and laughed.
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…
I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR
It fucking WORKED.
Pietro x Reader! Sex with powers YUMMY
Requested by @emysaurus
“I honestly can’t remember if I’ve asked for this already, so sorry if I have!!! Could I get one where reader and pietro have been together for a while and during dinner with the avengers she uses her powers to place dirty scenarios in Pietro’s head and talks dirty to him through telekinesis so after dinner he literally sweeps her off to their bedroom and shows that he can use his powers in the bedroom as well. (Could pietro be using his powers during sex for the first time)”
“Rogers you’re going to Moscow for-” I stopped listening this stupid boring ass dinner is killing me, it’s all just work and I’m turned on because my boyfriend, Pietro, started to look at me with the look on his face that says “I need you now!” My power is telekinesis and I always talk dirty to Pietro using it, only when I’m REALLY turned on or hurt. Pietro and I make eye contact and I tell him that “I need you to fuck me and we’re going to try something new.” Pietro stands up and makes a quick excuse on the spot “I’m really sick, y/n and I have got to go. Sorry. Bye!” We left hearing all the mumbled byes from the dinning room as we entered the elevator. As we’re in the elevator I start to use my powers to talk Pietro. “We’re going to use our powers from here on out. Until we both cum and are thoroughly fuck.” He looks at me winks and says “okay babe.” The elevator opens on the 20th floor but we live on the 44th, Pietro grabs my hand and gets out. Before I know it we’re at the bedroom door, Piet opens the door and throws me on the bed. Speedy comes over and swiftly takes off his blue skin suit, he then takes off my black skin suit; taking my panties and Victoria Secret bra with it. He slowly kisses down my body, paying extra attention to my stretch marks, telling me I’m beautiful. His kisses get lower and lower then he finally reaching my dripping core, he slowly puts his tongue in me. Before we even really start I know I’m fucked because he used his speed to make me cum. “Fuck Pietro! 5 minutes in and I’m already cumming!!” All he does is look up at me and smirks, eating my pussy like it’s his last meal. After I came down from my first high I go to grab his length, all 11inches, and I plan to suck. Piet stops me saying “Baby I want you to but I need to be in you.” Piet gets on top of me “what position do you prefer? Doggy style? Missionary?” None of these really interested me but then; he said “or do you want to ride me?” As soon as he said that I moaned softly, I didn’t think he even heard me. He did, Piet flipped us over and slowly eased me on to his 11 inch, we both moaned. As I speed up we both start to get louder, we’re 40 floors above the dinning room and the walls are thick, but Wanda used her powers to tell me that she can hears us. That doesn’t stop Piet or I, we get even louder after that. Piet grabs my hips and uses his speed and strength to go so fast that I had my second orgasm in 20 minutes. As I’m coming down from cloud 9 Pietro flips us over, and he goes even faster. I feel my 3rd orgasm coming and I know Piet is close, I can feel his thick cock twitch inside me. I cum for the 3rd time and Pietro release his cum inside me, as he cums he yells “Fuck y/n!!” We hear knocking on the door, “Guys are you okay?” I know it’s Steve because no one else would come and ask that. Tony being an asshole walks in and starts to make jokes. “Damn! Speedster fucked y/n!” Pietro looks at me and smiles “Well y/n I feel like I should tell you now. I love you.” I just look at him, I can’t stop smiling “I love you too Piet.”
This is the 1st smut I wrote on Tumblr.
Alpha William Stryker x Omega Xavier Reader
Being a mutant is hard enough, being Charles Xavier’s omega daughter is also hard; but being an omega mutant, daughter of the most powerful Psychic ever, being held in a secret facility by Major, now Colonel, Stryker and going into heat is an all new level of hell. Raven, Hank, Peter, Moira and I were all taken when Stryker and his team showed up after the mansion blew up, thanks to Apocalypse. I awoke to Peter screaming at Hank who, like Raven, was currently Blue and unlike Raven who has scales Hank is furry.
“Aaah!! Is that going to happen to all of us?!?!” Peter asked clearly not knowing that Hank had forgotten to bring his meds. I go to respond but a sudden pain hits my core and even ripples down into my legs making it hard to stand. Raven rushes over asking if I’m okay and all I can do is nod, knowing full and well that my Beta best friend, the 2 alphas and Moira, who I recently found out is also a Beta can smell my heat. Hank, Raven and Moira I’m not worried about. Peter, however; is an unmated alpha who can smell an omega going into heat and distress. I was assured by Raven and Moira that Peter can control himself much better than Logan, he’s also 17 and hasn’t really started his ruts yet; so, I don’t need to worry about him mounting me. Heats are normal for omegas but what isn’t normal is that my heat is 2 weeks early; meaning I’ve met my true mate, my forever Alpha and my body is getting ready to take him. I just don’t know who it is and being held in a secure military base up in the Colorado Rocky Mountains is NOT where I wanted to meet my mate.
I try to stand, only for another surge of pain to get my throbbing pussy ready for my Alpha. My legs give out causing me to fall to my knees and I start to pant, I’m fully ready to be claimed by my Alpha and we haven’t even made eye contact yet. All of a sudden the hottest voice I hear comes over the intercom in the green lit containment room we’re in, “What the fuck is going on?! I smell a fucking Omega going into heat! One of you other mutants help her!!!”
Raven looks at the most attractive man I’ve ever seen, standing up in the viewing box and replies “We CAN’T!! Moira and I are betas, Hank is mated and Peter is 17! She needs suppressants, sedatives or an alpha to help her. Can’t one of your men help her or do you have any sedatives or suppressants to help take the edge off?!?!” The Colonel seems to think for a second then responds “Yes we do, but I’m not wasting any of my medical supplies on a mutant!! I know she can get sick without help and that she might die but that doesn’t seem like MY problem!”
Raven gets angrier looks at Stryker and says “It WILL be your problem if the world’s most powerful psychic finds out that someone could’ve helped his daughter and no one did anything and let her die!” Stryker looks down at Raven in disgust and walks out of the viewing box. The Colonel approaches the door and tells the guard to “get the fucking omega out and give her to me!” The guard does as he’s told and gives me to Stryker. My heart stops as he grabs me and is carrying me bridal style, I smell his neck and realization hits me. This is my alpha, the man myself, my brother and other mutants have been running from and Logan’s torturer is my mate.
I snuggle into his neck and relish in the feeling of knowing that I’ll be taken care of by my alpha, that once we reach wherever he’s taking me; I’ll be throughly fucked. Soon we arrive at Stryker’s room, he throws me on the bed as he locks the door, turns to me and says “So, my little omega is a mutant. Your friends nor your brother can save you from the fucking you’re about to receive! I’m going to fuck you until you’re knotted and full of my seed. You got that kitten?” Trying to listen intently as I felt a hard hand land on my ass, “Got it kitten!!?” sending another wave of need to my dripping pussy. As I receive another hard hand just inches away from where I really need him.
I can clearly hear my alpha’s thoughts and how much he really wants to mount and knot me, thanks to my dad and him being a mind reader, I am too. I quickly undress and turn my attention to my alpha, who is watching me get naked for him and only him. “Look at my beautiful kitten, now normally I would take my time and lick all the slick you have on your clit and pussy that’s just waiting for me. But, given the way you’re looking at me and the obvious hard on I have; we have to skip to the main event.” I whine slightly, almost so quietly I thought he missed it.
“Don’t worry, kitten, you can feed you alpha later” he said while winking and pulling out his very hard, very long and very thick cock that has a huge knot at his base. Not to mention all the fucking veins that I could suck on for hours, if he’d let me. I lay on my back on his bed, Stryker gets on top of me and throws my legs over his shoulders. I feel his finger then cock running through my folds and he pushes in, his whole cock at once. If I didn’t have tons of slick lining my walls it probably would’ve hurt, Stryker gave me a couple moments to adjust and he pulls out to thrust back in, just as fast but twice as hard.
I feel my climax coming and he can tell bc of my clenching and dripping pussy. Stryker pulls out and flips me onto my stomach, ready to fuck into me again and again. He leans down licks the cartilage edge of my ear and whispers “Is it okay if I breed you? Please Kitten, let your alpha fill you with his pups. I want pups and I’ll fuck your tight cunt until you give me my pups.” I simply whimper, not wanting anything more than to please my alpha and bring multiple pups into the world with him.
Stryker starts pounding away into me and I was feeling great until he sped up and started to rub my clit. Taking me to cloud 9, making me orgasm and causing me to clench hard around his thrusting cock. Stryker never pulling out flips me over and I’m on my hand and knees. He mounts me and fucks my tight pussy harder. I feel him shove his knot into me and I scream his name, Stryker never falters and keeps moving the best he can while his knot starts to inflat. Stryker starts to rub my clit again and whispers “You’re so tight it almost hurts me to have to stretch you out but you’re happy to take all your alpha can give you, arent you? Happy to take my huge cock, happy to get stretched by my cock, happy to scream that I’m your alpha when you cum. You’re going to take all I can give you, aren’t you?”
I don’t respond, it feels to good to have him knotting me. I promptly respond with a “Yes alpha! I’ll take whatever you give!” After my mate pulls my hair, he bites my neck; drawing a little blood, from the small lump on my neck, to mark me as his own. Stryker rubs fast, hard circles on my throbbing clit I come undone screaming “Fuck me alpha, take me!” as I feel his knot swell making it impossible for him to pull out. He cums with a grunt and a yell of “Fuck! Kitten! My omega!” As he lays down in the bed pulling me in front of him, his chest to my back. So we can lay together, still tied deep inside of me and thrusting as much as possible, he says “After you wake up don’t forget, you still have to feed your alpha.” Winking at me and I knowing well enough that when I wake he’ll be ready for round 2 or 3 or even 10. My William Stryker. My alpha. My mate.
I HAD TO REVAMP THIS. HOPE EVERYONE LIKES IT!!!!!!!
Squeaky leopard cubs. (via TheBigCatSanct) [press play to here cubs squeak]
Writer friends, I discovered a fun website today. It’s called “I Write Like” and here’s the description: Check which famous writer you write like with this statistical analysis tool, which analyzes your word choice and writing style and compares them with those of the famous writers. Let me know which autor you got!
…I guess that’s it then 😂
I got Vladimir Nabokov. I’ve never read any of his works. Maybe I’ll add Lolita to my reading list now!
*edit: tagging @solitarelee
Apparently I vary between Anne Rice and James Joyce. So that’s… um. A contrast. ;-)
I had it analyze my most recent short story and this just. It makes me so happy. I have a hand-written post card from Ursula K. Le Guin that I received after I sent her a fan letter (as in an actual letter) that I cherish. I don’t want to copy her style but it’s nice to know her influence is visible.
Apparently, I write like Agatha Christie
I feel good
Oh no
me, fully crying bc I’m such a huge fan of Stephen King lmao
i also got Arthur Clarke when i processed one of my shorter fics
I put in Gray Area and got Agatha Christie! Let me try another… Oh! Agatha Christie again! Cool!
oh perfect
I need to read some of her books then…
Tagging @butim-justharry cause I wanna know 👀
I put in the whole of the last chapter of YDOLT and three or four chapters of Kind Lies, and every single one came up the same.
Never read any of her work.
Take that for what you will.
Much as I love King, the only thing I can think about now is listening to the end of the audiobook of IT in the car and OHMIGODWHY
Having not read anything by her, did she write smut? Cause that’s what I had analyzed. I’m not complaining, I’m flattered to be compared to Agatha Christie, but I’m not sure I understand how
I write like Anne Rice.
Alpha William Stryker x Omega Xavier Reader
Being a mutant is hard enough, being Charles Xavier’s omega daughter is also hard; but being an omega mutant, daughter of the most powerful Psychic ever, being held in a secret facility by Major, now Colonel, Stryker and going into heat is an all new level of hell. Raven, Hank, Peter, Moira and I were all taken when Stryker and his team showed up after the mansion blew up, thanks to Apocalypse. I awoke to Peter screaming at Hank who, like Raven, was currently Blue and unlike Raven who has scales Hank is furry.
“Aaah!! Is that going to happen to all of us?!?!” Peter asked clearly not knowing that Hank had forgotten to bring his meds. I go to respond but a sudden pain hits my core and even ripples down into my legs making it hard to stand. Raven rushes over asking if I’m okay and all I can do is nod, knowing full and well that my Beta best friend, the 2 alphas and Moira, who I recently found out is also a Beta can smell my heat. Hank, Raven and Moira I’m not worried about. Peter, however; is an unmated alpha who can smell an omega going into heat and distress. I was assured by Raven and Moira that Peter can control himself much better than Logan, he’s also 17 and hasn’t really started his ruts yet; so, I don’t need to worry about him mounting me. Heats are normal for omegas but what isn’t normal is that my heat is 2 weeks early; meaning I’ve met my true mate, my forever Alpha and my body is getting ready to take him. I just don’t know who it is and being held in a secure military base up in the Colorado Rocky Mountains is NOT where I wanted to meet my mate.
I try to stand, only for another surge of pain to get my throbbing pussy ready for my Alpha. My legs give out causing me to fall to my knees and I start to pant, I’m fully ready to be claimed by my Alpha and we haven’t even made eye contact yet. All of a sudden the hottest voice I hear comes over the intercom in the green lit containment room we’re in, “What the fuck is going on?! I smell a fucking Omega going into heat! One of you other mutants help her!!!”
Raven looks at the most attractive man I’ve ever seen, standing up in the viewing box and replies “We CAN’T!! Moira and I are betas, Hank is mated and Peter is 17! She needs suppressants, sedatives or an alpha to help her. Can’t one of your men help her or do you have any sedatives or suppressants to help take the edge off?!?!” The Colonel seems to think for a second then responds “Yes we do, but I’m not wasting any of my medical supplies on a mutant!! I know she can get sick without help and that she might die but that doesn’t seem like MY problem!”
Raven gets angrier looks at Stryker and says “It WILL be your problem if the world’s most powerful psychic finds out that someone could’ve helped his daughter and no one did anything and let her die!” Stryker looks down at Raven in disgust and walks out of the viewing box. The Colonel approaches the door and tells the guard to “get the fucking omega out and give her to me!” The guard does as he’s told and gives me to Stryker. My heart stops as he grabs me and is carrying me bridal style, I smell his neck and realization hits me. This is my alpha, the man myself, my brother and other mutants have been running from and Logan’s torturer is my mate.
I snuggle into his neck and relish in the feeling of knowing that I’ll be taken care of by my alpha, that once we reach wherever he’s taking me; I’ll be throughly fucked. Soon we arrive at Stryker’s room, he throws me on the bed as he locks the door, turns to me and says “So, my little omega is a mutant. Your friends nor your brother can save you from the fucking you’re about to receive! I’m going to fuck you until you’re knotted and full of my seed. You got that kitten?” Trying to listen intently as I felt a hard hand land on my ass, “Got it kitten!!?” sending another wave of need to my dripping pussy. As I receive another hard hand just inches away from where I really need him.
I can clearly hear my alpha’s thoughts and how much he really wants to mount and knot me, thanks to my dad and him being a mind reader, I am too. I quickly undress and turn my attention to my alpha, who is watching me get naked for him and only him. “Look at my beautiful kitten, now normally I would take my time and lick all the slick you have on your clit and pussy that’s just waiting for me. But, given the way you’re looking at me and the obvious hard on I have; we have to skip to the main event.” I whine slightly, almost so quietly I thought he missed it.
“Don’t worry, kitten, you can feed you alpha later” he said while winking and pulling out his very hard, very long and very thick cock that has a huge knot at his base. Not to mention all the fucking veins that I could suck on for hours, if he’d let me. I lay on my back on his bed, Stryker gets on top of me and throws my legs over his shoulders. I feel his finger then cock running through my folds and he pushes in, his whole cock at once. If I didn’t have tons of slick lining my walls it probably would’ve hurt, Stryker gave me a couple moments to adjust and he pulls out to thrust back in, just as fast but twice as hard.
I feel my climax coming and he can tell bc of my clenching and dripping pussy. Stryker pulls out and flips me onto my stomach, ready to fuck into me again and again. He leans down licks the cartilage edge of my ear and whispers “Is it okay if I breed you? Please Kitten, let your alpha fill you with his pups. I want pups and I’ll fuck your tight cunt until you give me my pups.” I simply whimper, not wanting anything more than to please my alpha and bring multiple pups into the world with him.
Stryker starts pounding away into me and I was feeling great until he sped up and started to rub my clit. Taking me to cloud 9, making me orgasm and causing me to clench hard around his thrusting cock. Stryker never pulling out flips me over and I’m on my hand and knees. He mounts me and fucks my tight pussy harder. I feel him shove his knot into me and I scream his name, Stryker never falters and keeps moving the best he can while his knot starts to inflat. Stryker starts to rub my clit again and whispers “You’re so tight it almost hurts me to have to stretch you out but you’re happy to take all your alpha can give you, arent you? Happy to take my huge cock, happy to get stretched by my cock, happy to scream that I’m your alpha when you cum. You’re going to take all I can give you, aren’t you?”
I don’t respond, it feels to good to have him knotting me. I promptly respond with a “Yes alpha! I’ll take whatever you give!” After my mate pulls my hair, he bites my neck; drawing a little blood, from the small lump on my neck, to mark me as his own. Stryker rubs fast, hard circles on my throbbing clit I come undone screaming “Fuck me alpha, take me!” as I feel his knot swell making it impossible for him to pull out. He cums with a grunt and a yell of “Fuck! Kitten! My omega!” As he lays down in the bed pulling me in front of him, his chest to my back. So we can lay together, still tied deep inside of me and thrusting as much as possible, he says “After you wake up don’t forget, you still have to feed your alpha.” Winking at me and I knowing well enough that when I wake he’ll be ready for round 2 or 3 or even 10. My William Stryker. My alpha. My mate.
I HAD TO REVAMP THIS. HOPE EVERYONE LIKES IT!!!!!!!
But Michael Fassbender is fucking hot!! He’s a panty drop and a half. ❤️😙
Reblog if you DARE someone to write a fic about you and the character of their choosing and send it in an ask/submit.
HAHAHA no one will do this 😂
Please!! I’m bored.
