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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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if i look back, i am lost
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new gender idea: guy who is super masculine and uses he/him pronouns, but every time someone acknowledges his gender or asks about it he switches to feminine presentation and she/her pronouns and refuses to acknowledge the change
sorry. *girl who is super feminine and uses she/her but everytime someone asks she switches to masc and he/him and refuses to acknowledge the change
sorry. *guy who is su-
hey. stop being funnier than me
is this both a pun and also fucking loss
the other thing abt being obsessed w wikipedia is that the moment i close the tab the information flies out of my head. but for a brief moment in time i am educated
I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
reblog to disturb jk rowling
i will always take the chance to disturb jk rowling
girls
ⓘ Fact check: girls
ⓘ Tip: girls
ⓘ Log Book: girls
ⓘ New Objective: girls
⚠ Severe Corrosion Hazard: girls
☢ Core Detonation Risk: girls
"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
You know who you are.
Which is great because I don’t.
This guy alone just filled my "live your life with passion" quota for the year.
Funniest thing is the quick "settle down mate" and the dip into the Australian accent as he gushes over how pretty it is.
Knowing herpetologists: literally every one of them under 40 was influenced by Steve Irwin. The Austrailian accent and repetition of Irwinesque phrases (what a beauty, look at the size of this fella) is involuntary but an important part of the snake catching ritual.
Glam kitchen woman and that twink who makes old dessert recipes are on different ends of the same spectrum I just don’t know what that spectrum is yet
Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter
I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official
The Gorilla Effect is a psychological quirk of human observation. The effect was named for an experiment where an observer was tasked with counting the number of bounces a basketball player makes, and how somebody dressed in a gorilla suit could walk across the stage without being noticed by the observer.
What the scientific paper suggests is that alien communications might be all around us, but we are not equipped to perceive them. We’re too focused on optical telescopes & radio signals to detect (say) fluctuations in dark matter.
newly released wizard spells 2022: Cosmic Gorilla Effect
Aliens as we speak:
it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like
WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???
WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??
(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)
To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American
If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent
LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT
Do we ever hear like
For sure that Linguini grew up in France tho?
It could be possible he’s just an American immigrant
I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian
I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?
ALFREDO???
he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning
I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names
Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again
This is Alfredo di Lelio (right) the inventor of fettuccine Alfredo, he’d come out to the table and make it in front of you by hand
The chap on the left is an airport
I think you might have your left and right mixed up, my friend
Great post everyone. Hit the showers.
cats be like
had to be there i guess
