A slice for the Road

20 | Pan | NB

[homeslicer]

It's been real, adios.

[twistcmyk]

Keep reading

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

tf2 has gone WOKE. vagineer is fundraising for his reassignment surgery on twitch. scout formally apologized to women. heavymedic

[natalieironside]

Tumblr is an Amelia Bedelia ass website

[natalieironside]

No matter how precisely you try to phrase something, there's at least one person out there who will find a way to misinterpret you in a way that no reasonable person ever would in order to confirm some existing biases.

If I asked any given discourse blogger on this website to dust the furniture they would say "Okay" and start putting more dust on the furniture

[nudityandnerdery]

Nobody is posting Amelia Bedilia's ass on this website, what the fuck?

[homunculus-argument]

Your 20s are for looking back to your childhood and thinking "huh, that sure was fucked up, they shouldn't have done that to me."

Your 30s are for looking back to your 20s and thinking "huh, that sure was fucked up, I shouldn't have done that to myself."

[saint-batrick]

y'all aren't gonna believe what your 40s are for.

[dunmertitty]

transgender sex?

[fenmere]

Or realizing that all of the sex you've had up to this point as been transgender sex. With your headmates helping. Autistically.

[natalieironside]

[fuzzbutt78]

This is virtuoso trolling. This skilled craft is becoming endangered online as the true troll's natural habitat is continually being demolished to be replaced by more strictly algorithm driven data-harvesting sites.

[homeslicer]

Homeslicer gettin' political up in here

[transfemininomenon]

me downloading twitter off the app store for free after elon musk bought it for 40 billion dollars

[chongoblog]

The Steven Universe fandom might be “cringe” and “bad” but imagine a fandom so bad that a bunch of fandom members had ran a scheme to say “if you pay us money, your blorbo will know you’re valid” and the fandom permanently split over a 95 paragraph callout post of these people.

[nowletsfixthismess]

[powerburial]

32yo man on vr chat being groomed by a 55yo man

[powerburial]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

The dash is feeling Tennant-y tonight, I see.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

i found this ancient post from my blog so if you want to know what tumblr looked like from an ipod in 2010……

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 5th of october, 2010.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

I’ve decided to reblog my blog’s greatest hits every day until my birthday so here’s this again

[catchymemes]

[antimasculist]

every time a fag is born she is cosmically linked to at least one dyke out there. when they find each other they will have the most beautiful friendship

[biologyisaterf]

This generation is too comfortable with casually dropping slurs

[aspirationatwork]

No it's not

[no-terfs-no-swerfs-no-fascists]

[pancakeke]

I've been waiting for him to say this lmao

[gaybastich]

[weirdadvicehumangirl]

He's responsible for this beauty

There are more but I don't have them

[ocean-again]

all classics

[homeslicer]

Homeslicer gettin' political up in here

[rylandsgrace]

This website will never cease to amaze me

[paxamericana]

[majortomiscominghome]