Today, in Unnecessarily Gendered Products…

A hall of fame for fragile masculinity

[briarpatchfinn]

Ah, the two genders: Superhero and Looking Pretty While Sleeping. 

[creekfiend]

RADICAL PROTECTION

[daisiesmakingchains]

my favorite thing that’s ever come out of those dumb “gender reveal” parties, you know the ones, is that people make cakes and other baked goods for them right?

and since everything in this hellscape has to be gendered including colors, they gotta use both pink and blue frosting when they decorate to keep the prospective parents guessing before they cut the cake open and reveal how they’re gonna color-code their babies, but that also means:

people are out here making blue and white and pink baby cakes and just, unintentionally throwing the trans flag all over their pointless “gender” celebration and i think that’s just superb

[daisiesmakingchains]

[newtgeiszler]

someone make me this cake when i get top surgery to celebrate

[the-barista-district]

What if the trans community…stole gender reveal parties?

[nonbinaryqueerzim-deactivated20]

Im all for this.

[paprikaschildkroete]

today on unnecessary gendered marketing

[fuckthemgenderroles]

What kind of person does not like Dora??!

[feministworldproblems]

When you didn't think it was necessary to gender bathtime

Bath for “Princesses” and “Winners”

[officialagentmaine]

Cards Against Humanity just murdered every company that gender markets

[the-real-daddy-van-der-bellen]

Ah ja, die zwei Geschlechter: Feen und Abenteurer

[fandomsandfeminism]

[someplanetelse]

i´d vomit all over that cake!

srsly my sons main hobbies are lego and drawing (colored pencils) and today my daughter played ball indors in a fucking pricess dress. fuck you gender shit!

[fandomsandfeminism]

Honestly, the Nuts/No Nuts one is my least favorite.

Please stop talking about a fetus’ genitals. What the fuuuuuck

[zoobus]

DECADES of gender theory OBLITERATED by man-flu Judith Butler is CONVULSING

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

tired:

wired:

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

please tell me those arent real im begging

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

BATHROOM FUNCTIONS SORTED BY LOGIC/EMOTION

LOGIC:

peeing

fixing your makeup

changing tampons/pads

washing your hands

having a normal poop

taking your medication

seeing in the mirror that you have a wardrobe malfunction

avoiding people

looking for a tampon/pad dispenser

visiting the bathroom with a group of friends

receiving a phone call

fighting

graffiti

EMOTION:

fixing your hair

splashing water on your face

having a panic attack

sitting in the stall silently using your cell phone

vomiting

looking for a condom dispenser

having a really bad poop

washing your hands but not because they’re dirty but just because you Needed to

looking in the mirror and having an existential crisis

following people

visiting the bathroom alone

making a phone call

vandalism

fucking

[topmemesdeluxe]

Lovin’ this ad

[peachdoxie]

Ah yes, the three genders: Girl, Boy, and Mischief

[graceklly]

[queenwhiskey]

INTRODUCING GENDER FOR MEN

Tired of everyone else having all the fun with gender? Well now there’s gender. FOR MEN!

Non-GUYnary

MENderfluid

And for those special nights…

AnBROgynous

[nerdyqueerandjewish]

Why are straight people like this why did I have to see this

[unclefather]

Personally, I prefer a paper plate because it’s easier to digest and goes with most meals. The ceramic is too crunchy and I only have a few teeth left to chew it

[pokemonstadium2]

I think the bathrooms in this sports bar are asking me if I’m a top or bottom

[punishedsjw]

[w0wls]

Mens shampoo turns woman to stone

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

Mens sunscreen catapults women into the sun

[grungegoths]

A 3 month old baby girl : *Spreads her legs while playing around on her bed like any normal functioning other baby does since babies need to develop the muscles and bones in their legs by moving them*

Straight Parents™ : Now now dont act like such a whore little lady™ :) Here let me hold your legs closed together just like how all proper ladies’™ legs should be :))

Literally every decent person : What,in the everloving fuck,is wrong with y’all .

[fandomshatepeopleofcolor]

This is the kind of shit im talking about.Stop sexualizing kids ugh.

[blackwoolncrown]

bkhvjabeh WHATKJEHTQ