Jade

24 | Artist | Book Lover https://www.etsy.com/shop/HoneyBeePastels?ref=seller-platform-mcnav

[pointnclick]

maybe this time this weed will not make me see devils

[pointnclick]

there is a man here his hooves are cloven it may be unrelated

[trashboat]

i don’t expect this to be very widely known but here in vancouver we’ve had a barge stuck on shore since mid november

we’re going on day 25 of barge simpson not moving a damn inch and i for one hope it never moves

[celepom]

They put up a sign

[jame7t]

men annd women can do whatever they want

[shitqss]

disagree

[jame7t]

men and women cant do anything 

[aqueousstar]

disagree

[jame7t]

youre making this so fucking difficult 

[eroscestlavie]

me: *says some shit*

someone: do you care to elaborate on that?

me: 

[kaijuno]

He’s trying so hard to be comfortable

[mielnah-deactivated20220722]

i'm so tired of the online art influencer mentality that in a sketchbook everything in it has to look amazing and polished and flawless it's so performative!!!! sketchbooks should be for drawing stupid shit

[sirobvious]

What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?

The answer is the feathers.

200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

[tacoabel]

[shitpost-senpai]

[nightwatched]

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

[a3esome]

[unbotheredmuse]

[kitmarlowe]

Right, hard to be conclusive about the cause of death but, uh…Well, it’s going to be plague, isn’t it?

[archaeo-geek]

A bunch of plague pit ghosts invisibly playing Guess Who with their own skeletons while an archaeologist excavates them is honestly one of the funniest concepts I’ve ever seen.

[nflstreet]

New York is about to kill a whole lot of landlords

New York is about to kill a whole lot of landlords

[iamoutofideas]

New York is about to kill a whole lot of landlords

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[lordnot]

Between the decision to mail people COVID tests after mocking the idea and the decision to extend the student loan deferment after signaling that it would end in February, two things should now be clear to everyone:

1. Challenging the Biden Administration's decisions, even through griping and creating negative discourse around it in social media, can be an effective agent of change.

2. Those who say that we shouldn't speak up because it helps the Republicans are the ones doing real harm.

[pancakeke]

it is always morally correct to harass politicians on twitter

[beaniebaneenie]

This right here is why I wanna punch all of the “both sides are just as bad” people.

Because they’re fucking NOT.

Look, Biden was not my first choice. He was not even my 5th choice.

But because of how politics work in the US, and because of demographic voting patterns, the second he announced his candidacy, I knew he would be the candidate we ended up with.

He is not (imho) the best one we could have had. But that does not mean he and his Administration are worthless. That does not mean that he and his Administration are the same as a violent and deadly Administration full of terroristic fascists who incited and led a very-nearly-successful coup last January.

And the big thing about Biden is that, while he is nowhere near as progressive as we want him to be on his own? He can be pushed there. If we are loud enough and critical enough about what we want and what we expect from our President and the Administration, he will change policy.

Which is how it’s supposed to work.

It’s just been so long since that’s what we’ve gotten from the White House that some of us have forgotten that (or are young enough that you’ve never had a president who followed the rules).

Biden and his Administration can be pivoted. So use your voice and speak up.

[sashaforthewin]

The president is our top tier representative, not our overlord. They're supposed to do what the people want and what's best for us, not whatever they want us to have to do

[patrik-star]

when it’s time to say goodbye after having a great time with someone

[anarcho-fitposter-deactivated20]

Me and the other prehistoric caveboys following a mammoth for three days straight without stopping, knowing that big furry bitch’s endurance is running thin

[galarianslowking]

me and the other prehistoric caveboys when the landbridge we followed the mammoth on is gone and that big furry bitch stranded us on another continent

[jaxdahax]

Me and the prehistoric caveboys in awe at our new resources

[helltitty]

how many toes you got?

[brucebocchi]

you mean in my mouth or

[helltitty]

blocked, have a horrible day

[moonachilles]

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

[nitewrighter]

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.” 

[wordsandshadows]

And Anne Brönte was like "Girl, get away from him"

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[zanmor]

BEHOLD THE

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