Hellllloo there! Welcome to my little headspace, where i will mostly post fanfics, headcanons, fanarts and crossovers! :D my pronouns are they/them, she/her and him/he!
1° question: as incredible as it sounds, yes, but most of my posts are still in the drawer for some refinements…
2° question: sometimes i wish all the bad and asshole people (P3dos, N4Z1s, 1C3 supporters (and 1C3 themselves), politicians, millionaires and billionaires and others) could just vanish without any trace from this planet… i also wish there wasn’t so many types of problems around the world… (social, emotional, psychological, spiritual, financial, cultural, and many, many, many…. Others…)
3° question: initially Ollie was going to be something close to Karl Heisenberg from resident evil: village in terms of cruelty towards the clones… but i thought it was for the best to scrap that and rewrite all my Ocs lores/stories for a new project i am planning on making… yay… 🤠🤡
(Here’s a doodle of my live reaction when i realized i was going to be remaking all my Ocs lores:)
First… for the longest time i was wanting to tell you this: OMG 😳 HOW CUTEEEE!!! X3
Oliver looks really peachy in your Artstyle!
And as for your other ask: i am going to have to be the bearer of bad news ☝️😔 (sorry twin but Phantasmo is Ooooooooold XD)
1# usually old people can have bigger body parts as they age (I don’t know if that’s true for every country but here in Brazil at least it is very common to see old folk with big ears, hands, nose, etc)
2# I think you never saw a buff elder twin, lol (laughing respectfully and not at you :3) seriously, again, not sure if other countries have old folk like this but, a lot of elder people here in Brazil have been trying to expand their life expectancy and trying to get as buff as a buffalo, lol (seriously, i think you would let your mouth fall to the floor surprised if you saw some older buff men here on the gym I am going) (Ps: also, note that obviously no one is going to have a body identical to Phantasmo because of stylization of anatomy)
3# yeeeeahhh… about that: apparently before Fluffpillow deleted all of her posts from Twitter, she did changed her mind about how Phantasmo would sound like (she said he would sound like Rasputin from the movie Anastasia…. Yeah, I also don’t see the resemblance neither think he (Phantasmo) would sound like him… (because one, Phantasmo is probably supposed to be either British or French and… making a supposedly BRITISH (or French) Oc have a… Russian accent??? Yeah… i don’t think it suits well but *shrugs* it is her Oc so whatevs…) i think she said that so people would stop thirsting over her Oc, that’s my two cents lmao) but back at your point: you probably haven’t met a lot of deep voiced elders but trust me twin, there’s more than you think there isn’t lol (again, laughing respectfully and not laughing at you :3)
4# Eeehhh, i’m actually not going to debate that one because size measurements can be different in other countries and i am not that good with size measurements XD. (But note this twin: again, Phantasmo/Victor doesn’t have to fully follow human exact size measurements because he’s a fictional character, so everything is possible, also, i think he would be the size of maybe a horse? Dunno but i know that he’s much bigger than the average person would be XD)
5# We don’t officially know if those two other ghosts are Phantasmo’s kids (we DO know that Viola is but the other boys? Still we have no clue, but indeed, it could be possible that they are Phantasmo’s sons… but Fluffpillow would have a lot of explaining to do about them, lmao) but you would be surprised again on how fertile men can be even before their 30’s (if i am not mistaken, men only stop being fertile in their 60’s or maybe 70’s…? It is either one of these, I think…) also, we know (sort of) that Phantasmo died young (probably when he was 27 or 34 years old) because of how we see him in older drawings of Fluffpillow (if i find some, i’ll show you later), we never get to see him in old age but always looking so youthful and full of life… (before the “accident”, of course, of course)
6# I think you never saw an angry elder with a gun, have you? (Elders can also be very strong and violent if their family is in danger, soooo… yeah XD just so you have an idea: all my grandparents were very skilled with doing a lot of chores at the same time and i would hear stories about how the older generations usually as they grew older, they would be more skilled in doing a lot of chores at the same time. But of course, it depends from person to person and country culture from country culture! :3
And finally, it is really up to us, so: if you want to believe that Phantasmo isn’t an ancient prehistoric grandpa, you can! I ain’t going to stop you! But personally i believe that ghosts can age but their “bodies” (more like their spectral bodies/souls) doesn’t alter from age because… welp, they are dead! XD
I don’t know why but it is the 3° time that I am trying to post my answer to my Oomf’s ask because tumblr insists that “we don’t work yet with this format” or something along these lines…
Com qual personagem de jogo você mais se identifica? (E por quê? Opcional)
Coloca as respostas das minhas perguntas no painel, blogueirinhe.
Translation:
“Item: mirror, mirror mine
Rarity: uncommon
Which videogame character you relate to the most? (And why? Optional)
(Ps: this last one will always appear at the end of the ask, so i am going to translate only once because i am lazyyyy :v)
Put the answers of my questions on your panel, little blogger”
Answer: my favorite videogame character is Kel from Omori! :D (and it’s because he’s so autistic coded <3 just like me :3 (and also because i relate a lot with his “always be happy and nothing bad will happen” bad coping mechanism and the fact that he can be overlooked by others… just like me :’D) that’s all! I could also write other reasons but we would be here for days with my yapping, haha!)
Translation:
“Item: sofa
Rarity: common
Cooperative playing: sofa or online?”
Answer: eeeehhh, I kind of didn’t understand this one so… sofa? I guess?
Translation:
“Item: headphones
Rarity: common
Tell me one song from a videogame that hasn’t left your head.”
Answer: fallen down/Undertale
Translation:
“Item: Manual in shabby conditions
Rarity: common
Do you skip tutorials without hesitation?”
Answer: Nope! I always take the tutorial because i know i am a noobie at games :p
Translation:
“Item: your document
Rarity: common
Do you have a username that you always use when you play videogames?”
Answer: yup, it is always something like my username on Tumblr! :)
I am the first Titus fan girl/fan boy/fan enby/fan air conditioner!
Decided to draw myself and my online sona (little white blob creature above my head with heart glasses) dressed up both for Valentine’s Day and Brazilian Carnaval!🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
I've seen a few moots doing this and it looked fun!
* Make this picrew of yourself
* Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)
...yeah that seems about right 😅🫠
Not sure who's done this already so tagging the besties @thetumblingmoron @redheadsramblings @woundedsoul12 @the-bear-and-his-sunbird @aurorabiggs @thepalehorsevictoria @kiir-do-faal-rahhe and anyone else who would like to play!
@lunathetunaaa @serendipitys-dragon @ghostie-blu @jellyfishizhere @no1likemickey @demigoddessofthetrees @birddoesstuff @opal-and-pumpkin @axilotlbucket @p3skybirdd @callofwinter @jarwen84 @oliverquary @sharinosaur @king-bo0 @smallcloverleaf @mars2moons @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @starryfoxglove @shadow-ember16 @immittenskitten @con-the-kobold @rusty-spooooooooon @birddoesstuff @mxshrimp @silvertheindignantfox @ellie-star @pinkparrotwrites @moon-storm @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical +open tags (SORRY I DIDNT GET EVERYONE IM ABOUT TO HEAD TO A DEBATE ROUND SO THIS IS ALL THE ONES I HAD TIME FOR AAAAA I LOVE YOU ALL MWAH MWAH MWAH okay debate time ughhh-)
Oh. I see.
@flozazou @itsezra @mak0046 @draconicartmainblog @soupsailor @gengarghast @moldsporesinhaler @undertalefan-bogi @itskmchii @t1anshii wonderful people come do this too I'm curious to see what you getttt
Not fully accurate since my hair is going to be bleached white and not silver (I'm waiting for toner) and my beautiful leather jacket does not have studs or fluff on it. (Though I may add some lining now that I think about it-)
Also, I'm not the little meow meow >:( when you get past the first three sentences it's accurate though.
Anyways, I'm going to summon my vast array of mutuals to also participate if they wish.
Heyyy jacket buddies lol. Mine looks almost exactly like the 1 pictured tho lol! It unfortunately didn't have any options for any scars (my face is a wittle scared hehe) other than that its pretty accurate :3
Im unsure how to feel about this but I'd definitely have some dedicated fans for barely any screen time hehe
Yeah, probably seems right… (i wanted the “deserves the world” one… 😔) also, I have curly hair but the Picrew didn’t have that many options, so I had to get creative, lolz.
Guys… I’m am not going to shut up about this for at least (probably, won’t promise anything, lmao) 3 or more years!!
Telling the tale short: i suffered a car accident and almost died and broke my right arm… so i went to watch a bug’s life again for the hundred time and now i can’t stop thinking about scenarios and stuff with Oliver and Phantasmo!
(I did the drawing before the car accident but today (with my left hand (kind hard not gonna lie to y’all, you can even see where i just used the bucket tool, lol)) i painted it digitally)
This drawing was supposed to be a special piece for Halloween buuuut… yeah… stuff happened… yay…
But now i am feeling so much better emotionally with my hyperfixiation! (Thanks Jesus for making me autistic)
So i am going to make a lot of posts fusing both a bug’s life and Telltown together! Hope you guys like it!
Phantasmo would be obviously Hopper and Oliver would be Flik (and perhaps i might even use for real my Ao3 account for the longer fics ;3), here are some one-shots/headcanons for these two:
Ollie was from a different colony and stayed at the current one because some human teenagers destroyed his home using water guns inside the ant colony :(
He meekly asked if he could stay to the princess (which btw, it is going to be Lana if @malin5520 is alright with it, if not let me know! :3) if he could stay and she reluctantly agreed as long as he helped the others to get food for the colony and the grasshoppers. This made Oliver feel intrigued but he agreed and eagerly started showing his inventions to her that he was certain that could help them!
Ollie is intersex but no one knows it other than Morgel (which is a crow-crow and not an humanoid crow creature) and Charlie who he became friend’s with! (Charlie is a bee because i think it suits her :3) he uses he/him pronouns only to not let anyone become suspicious of his femininity.
Ollie is very hypersensitive both emotionally and physically: which means he let’s no one touch him (gently of course, he tries to be as nice as possible about it) and talk down to him, otherwise he either is going to cry or become very aggressive (the latter being only with foes and he knows he doesn’t do much damage anyway but he will throw hands if you don’t respect his boundaries 😤).
When one of his inventions goes wrong and made all the portion of food for the grasshoppers go down the river by accident, he immediately tries to hide from embarrassment and the judging stares, Lana freaks out but tries to find Oliver and calmly (although a little bit difficult) explains why it was so important to keep a good portion of food for the grasshoppers, but, as she was explaining this, both of them heard screams and quickly went to the colony to see what was happening: apparently the grasshoppers were paying a visit a little bit earlier this year and this made Lana even more anxious and desperate, Oliver knew it was something bad but he also couldn’t quite understand what is the big deal… until he sees Phantasmo, a very tall and big grasshopper who looked like he doesn’t fool around.
Phantasmo grins evilly at Lana and asks her where was their end of the bargain, she quickly tries to explain herself and that it was one of Oliver’s invention’s fault until Phantasmo shushes her and places a finger on her lips and a hand over her head to make her sit down so he could explain one. Simple. Thing: “rule number one of leadership: everything is YOUR fault”.
Oliver feels uncomfortable by how much of a jerk this “Phantasmo” is! He quickly tries to stand up to Lana but Phantasmo gives him one lazy (and condescending) glance over his shoulder and asks him why he wasn’t like the other ants: just pick the food, inventions are a waste of time and useless. This makes Oliver angry and starts talking back at Phantasmo: “why YOU guys even bother us to get food for you?? And my inventions are NOT useless and much less a waste of time! >:(“
Oh, this makes Phantasmo even more angrier but he quickly tries to cool down and play it cool: “it seems to me you are a threat to your own people by being childish, foolish, lazy and selfish~”
Oliver tries to hold back tears and continue to talk back at the grasshopper: “at least i am not a tyrant!! And i am not any of those things you just said! YOU are a-!” Oliver is immediately cut off by Phantasmo pulling his hair and forcing him to look at him in the eyes: “listen, kid, i am going to explain how things work here ‘round these parts, there ain’t no “hakuna-matata”, there ain’t no easy way, only mother’s nature rule of survival: the sun gives vitamins for the plants and makes them grow, YOU, puny and pitiful ants get the food for us, we eat the food and then, we leave you guys alone~ and oh~ there’s the bonus that WE, grasshoppers, are so generous that WE protect you from other bugs who can take advantage of you~ so really… who’s right here now~?”
Oliver gives Phantasmo a very sour face and was about to say a piece of his mind again until he saw Lana shaking her head, signaling him to stop talking. Oliver blushes and starts sobbing, this puts a smile on Phantasmo’s face and he suggests that he and his gang take Oliver with them to teach him to be a “better worker ant” and to finally stop with his foolish inventions… Lana look worried at the small ant but (reluctantly) agreed with Phantasmo’s decision… Oliver then felt betrayed… Phantasmo grabbed Oliver by his waist and hips and started flying off after “forgiving” the ants mishap and letting it slide this year… but him (being a huge ass dick) said that they would need to double their food income for next year.
For now that’s it, don’t worry, I’ll make a ton of posts about this (be ready to unfollow me because this… AU…? Yeah, this AU is all i’ll be posting now! >:3)
(Please don’t ACTUALLY unfollow me, i love you guys 😫)
First, as i was telling one of my oomfs: there’s two versions of this AU, the first one where in theory i should be following the movie’s plot (you can see i already failed that with my latest post and this one i’m reblogging, lmaooo 😂) and the second one is more of a “what if” AU inside of the first AU… (sorry if i sound confusing hfhfghfg) where Oliver and Phantasmo at first hate each other but eventually start seeing each other in secret and being a… almost healthy couple, lol.
With that out of the way, let’s begin with actual headcanons!
Oh, i think i should warn some of you about my Ao3 account: i usually tend to write fluff and cute stuff buuut… lately I’ve been wanting to try to do some spicy fanfics (they all are on the shelf because i wanted to make sure some of you don’t read them) and since i know some of my followers and moots are below the right age to read this kind of fanfics, i wanted to give you guys a heads up and do it like this: every time i post a fanfic on my Ao3 account, i’ll either give you guys (and tag my moots because i love you guys so much and want you to be the first people to read them :3) the link to said fic or I’ll warn you which fics are 18+, good? Good!
When they first met:
Oliver was grabbing some chocolate crumbs, cookie crumbs and some sugar cubes from a unsupervised picnic, after he finished gathering everything he needed, he carried the sugary treats with a rag bag and tossed it over his shoulder, when he was going back to his home, he bumped into Phantasmo, who was paying a visit earlier that year to see if there were any ants slacking off… and speaking of slacking off… Oliver never saw the grasshoppers before, it was his first year in the colony so he thought that they were only a children’s bedtime story to make them obedient and well behaved…
Phantasmo lowered himself to Oliver’s height and raised an eyebrow mockingly, their noses were touching and Phantasmo asked Oliver if he brought these treats for him, Oliver was going to say no but he thought better and said that he could share-
Aaaand Phantasmo being the master jerk he is, took Ollie’s bag and started to rummage it, Ollie desperately trying to get his treats back while saying that they could share, not that he could take all of it. When Phantasmo found the chocolate crumbs, he took a handful and tossed them into his mouth, chewing very slooooowly…
Oliver then angrily stepped on Phantasmo’s feet and he quickly let out a pained ow and let go of the bag. Oliver quickly took it and ran off with it to the colony. Phantasmo let out a snarl and started chasing Oliver by flying after him.
When he caught the little ant lad, he used his lower limbs/arms & hands to turn him around to face him and pick him up effortlessly, Oliver tried to shout for help but Phantasmo just rolled his eyes and said that he wasn’t going to hurt him… yet… Oliver then asked for his name and why he was picking on him, Phantasmo just shrugged and said because it was fun and because that’s what grasshoppers do to ants.
Phantasmo then asked Oliver why he wasn’t working for them along with the other ants and what he was going to do with sugar cubes, Ollie simply says that he does help the colony with his inventions and that the sugar cubes were for a blueberry pie he was going to make. This piqued Phantasmo’s curiosity and keeps him on guard: if this little guy is too independent to do what he must do and has time for hobbies such as actually cooking and reading then he could be a threat at any moment… but Phantasmo was indeed curious about a bug making a… you know, actual bug sized dessert with what he was gathering.
Phantasmo then orders Oliver to show him his room in the ant colony and Oliver says he won’t follow any orders from a possible foe, Phantasmo then used his upper limbs to grab again Oliver’s bag and eat the cookie crumbs (he definitely wasn’t going to eat the sugar cubes because now that was going to be too much sugar for his taste), Oliver then says that if he brings Phantasmo into his room, the other ants will avoid him forever and he will never be allowed to enter the colony again. Phantasmo then sighs, grabs a cookie crumb and eats it while saying with his mouth full that then Oliver should meet him again in the same spot away from prying eyes on morning with a freshly baked pie. Without much choice, Oliver agrees with this and ask gently (but also annoyed) if Phantasmo could put him down.
Phantasmo then lets go of Ollie and he falls on his butt on the ground, Phantasmo snickers at the ant and use one finger to lift Oliver’s chin and make him look at him, he pretends to give a kiss on his forehead only to flick it rudely and laughing and flying off away…
Oliver then got up and went to his room, he greeted a few people, was ignored by some and finally got there to make the pie (definitely not because he thought this jerk-ass grasshopper was kind of cute… he was doing it because HE (Oliver) was craving some blueberry pie), after he was finished (about 3 hours to make one blueberry pie, lol), he noticed that the sun was already shining and he looked at the clock to see if he worked overtime and he did!!! He immediately grabbed the very warm pie, quickly have made some hot chocolate and ran off to find the grasshopper, when he was passing through the tunnels of his colony, he looked around to see if someone else was awake… apparently no, good.
He was met with the gentle cold breeze outside and he started looking around to see if Phantasmo was anywhere near… when suddenly he saw a shadow loom over him and someone touching his shoulder, this made him yelp and when he turned around, there he was: Phantasmo in all his assholy glory. He chuckled and started sniffing the air and looking at the pie Oliver has made for him~ he placed his four limbs behind his back and neck (more like, the upper ones behind his neck and the lower ones behind his back) and said lazily that Ollie was late to their little picnic, Oliver pouted and frowned his eyebrows annoyed.
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When Phantasmo took a bite out of Oliver’s pie, he simply fell in love with it! Of course, he tried to play it cool and say it was “decent”, Oliver laughed softly and offered some hot chocolate to make the flavor even better mixing it with the blueberry pie, Phantasmo snatched the… how was this little guy able to make a thermal bottle?? Anyway, he would question him later about how a little pathetic ant like him could make a bug-sized pie and a thermal bottle.
Okay, now i’m going to lock in😭 (because yet AGAIN i am making another fanfiction! Urgh!)
After that day, Oliver and Phantasmo started seeing each other more and more until both of them (Phantasmo knew Oliver was having feelings for him when they first met… or maybe it was his ego speaking louder thinking no one resists him 😑🙄 but one thing was certain: when he was the first one to notice this, he started feeling all silly and tsundere-ish with Oliver, always trying to play it cool but sometimes failing miserably, lol) noticed that they were certainly having a romantic connection. Oliver was feeling even more shyer and shyer the more time he spent with the not-so-mean-anymore grasshopper and Phantasmo couldn’t believe he was failing into a cliff for this fool…
Until one day, Phantasmo decided to confess his… feelings urgh so cheesy but whatever, to Oliver, he kidnapped him (give him a discount he’s trying to be romantic guys, even though not in the best way…) by placing a rag bag over his head and flying off with him over his arms and bringing him to the grasshoppers property to see the full moon and the fireflies. Oliver only knew it was Phantasmo when he took out the bag over his head (he gave Phantasmo a “really?” Look and the grasshopper said he should be grateful that he was doing something so nice for him for once…). Phantasmo then turned Oliver around to see the moon and the fireflies, Oliver then started blushing softly and tearing up because… it was so beautiful and nice that someone was doing this for him… Phantasmo then approached slowly with a grin on his face and… kissed Oliver softly~! He used his lower limbs to caress the small guy’s butt while his upper limbs were on his waist, Oliver hugged him back caressing his neck up and down with a finger~♡
Their day to day relationship:
After each other confessed their love, Oliver decided to move in with the grasshoppers because he knew he wasn’t going to be accepted anymore into the colony with Phantasmo pheromones all over him.
Oliver thought that it might be good to tell Phantasmo that he was a intersex ant, when he told Phantasmo he grew curious, very, very curious indeed about Oliver’s biology… (Phanta wants that antussy so baaaad, lmaooo)
Needless to say… after some… months of “curious-love-making”, Phantasmo finally got Ollie pregnant… (with 3 kids to be exact, lol not going to make a zillion kids for these two, lmaooo) (also… please Fluffpillow don’t see this… ( ；∀；))
Before they had kids, Phantasmo always would care for Ollie whenever he was on his period, by bringing lots of sweet treats and warm mushroom soups~
Oliver taught him how to cook and bake because he sure definitely wasn’t going to do all the work
Oliver always sleeps on top of Phanta’s chest
Phanta definitely grew soft and became less strict with the ants… but he sure as hell would keep being a jerk and a menace just so they don’t go all too comfortable~
Phantasmo would call Oliver his little sugar cube or sugar plum~ (and Oliver would call him his blueberry pie~)
Phanta looooves squishing Oliver’s cheeks teasingly and calling him shortie and cute~
Their children would be called: Fliky, Hopper and Dottie!
I swear i had more ideas but right now my mind is blank from my period… (i feel like i am going to become a raisin from how much blood i am losing)
Aaaaand here i am continuing my one-shots/headcanons from the last post! Hope you guys enjoy~ ;)
After Oliver was basically kidnapped, he arrived at the grasshopper’s property/home and Phantasmo tied his arms behind his back and took in on his discomfort:
“Alright kid~ i am still thinking how to… properly~ teach you myself on how to behave and be a good little ant~… any questions~?”
“Yes, you are a jer- OW! h-hey! That hurt!”
“I think we can get started with very simple ones to get through your thick skull~ rule number one: you speak ONLY when I tell you to~”
“But you asked me if i- cut this bullshit! You’re hurting me! Ow…”
“Ha! You see, that was a trick question~ you were- no, you are supposed to say: yes, Phantasmo~ whatever you say, goes~… also you were just insulting me again so, really, that wasn’t a question but rather an *fakes being sad and wiping away a nonexistent tear* insult.”
“But that’s because you’re one and, technically speaking, if i said “yes”… wouldn’t i be saying “yes i have questions?” Not only you’re a jerk but also dumb.”
Phantasmo’s eye twitches and he grab Oliver’s hair again angrily but keeping a smile on his face:
“See? That’s why you are here: you’re a “smart mouth” guy “although, looking very like a female, not gonna lie.” And just insists taking a fight with a dog bigger than you… also… this is going to be between us AND US ALONE… two: your ideas are dangerously a threat to our way of life, i know i promised princess Lana that i would bring you back safely… but, but, but, but, but~ if you keep on testing me… well, let’s just say that i hope you enjoy being here~… here’s rule number two: whatever i say, goes~ Any. Questions~?”
Phantasmo smiles wickedly at the smaller lad and Oliver, who still was hurt by the things he said, tried to give him a defiant look but probably still looked a little bit scared:
“You’re afraid that we can outnumber you… don’t you? ACK! My hair! S-stop!”
Phantasmo kept a tight grip on Oliver’s scalp and approached his face and breathed on his glasses angrily but a malicious idea was starting to form on his head:
Warning: this is going to be a little suggestive now, so if it’s not your thing, turn away now :3 (if you want to skip to the funni part, go after the pink dialogue)
“Say… Ollie~ are you a virgin~?”
“Wha- what…?! That’s… absolutely none of your business…!”
“Hmm~ seems like someone is avoiding the question~ hehehe~”
“. . .so what? What if i AM a virgin?? What are you going to do with that information? Also, it SEEMS to ME that you are the one avoiding my question.”
“Sooo~ you’re?”
“. . .y-yes…”
“Ah~ so i guess i got to the root of the problem: you need a mate to put you in line~ someone also to attend… ahem, “those” “needs”~ i guess that’s why you don’t seem to be fun at parties~”
“I… still don’t… understand your point…? Where you want to go with-!”
Phantasmo immediately shuts up Oliver when he approaches towards his pudgy belly, lifting his sweater just a bit and giving it soft kisses~ then he starts licking it sensually while maintaining eye contact with the ant. This makes Oliver shut down mentally and blush a lot… a whole lot. Suddenly, Phantasmo stopped and Oliver almost whined that he did but tried to cough to not let him know he almost whined. Phantasmo tower over the small ant and smiles mischievously:
“My point is, if you have a mate, you have a family to take care of, and, if you have a family, you will become too busy taking care of them AND your colony that you won’t have to worry anymore about silly inventions and absurd ideals~ basically: you won’t be a problem anymore for anyone and you even win something, if catch my drift~ not to mention that you will have children who will also work for us and also gather food for us! Ain’t that nice~?”
“. . . . . .n-no…?? That sounds horrible actually… i don’t wanna be alienated by doing something i don’t want to…! Like- it just sounds awful when you put it like that! I also don’t want to put my children through this dictatorship! And, and-“
Oliver is silenced again by Phantasmo who was done with this guy’s uncertainty of his future and determination to… be free, ha, pathetic:
“Then tell me, kid: what the fuck you want for your future?”
“…i… don’t… know… i… I just want to feel safe, doing what i love doing and… perhaps find a nice guy to be with…? I am not… that ambitious…”
This makes Phantasmo run his hand over his face tiredly and just give Oliver a “you really don’t make this any easier, ya know?” face:
“Sooo… you’re one of… you know. Those?”
“So what? Is there any problem?”
“Oooh no, no, no… god forbid me to have a problem with it… want me to throw some confetti and say: “hurray! Congrats being gay buddy!” And have p&j sandwiches while you’re at it?”
“…you’re absolutely the worst…”
“Look, trust me when i say this: i could care less that you want some guy to bang you-“
“I beg your pardon? Why i am the one getting banged on?”
“Because not only you give me “UwU i’m such a fragile little cutie pie!” vibes, you definitely look like you couldn’t handle dominating anyone if your life depended on it.”
“… what’s… a UwU…? And vibes…?”
“Urghhh… look, we are getting off tracks here, the thing is: I can’t let you have your stupid pathetic ideas running around through the heads of your people! You know how hard it is to build a dictatorship?? Yeah, very hard when there’s 1/2 less people to intimidate your people.”
“…*sighs* what are the other rules? I feel like we are not going anywhere with this conversation…”
“Oh~? So you’re willing to cooperate??”
“No, i… just am feeling a bit… uncomfortable with all this “future” stuff and finding a partner…”
“*Phantasmo’s Exe. stopped loading* i- you- what? You just said you want a guy to-“
“Yeah i know what i said, it’s just that… you turned the conversation… weird…”
“Alright shortie, third rule: don’t fucking interrupt me. I’m the only one who can do that. And… *scratches chin awkwardly* what now?…”
Oliver and Phantasmo stayed on this awkward silence until Oliver thought of something to get back at Phantasmo’s taunts:
“Are you a virgin Phanta~?”
“! Why you-!… I’LL LET YOU KNOW THAT I DON’T CHOOSE WHATEVER CRAP COMES FIRST! I will choose a fine partner who will give me a ton of children who will carry the grasshopper’s legacy of dictatorship over the ants when the time comes!”
“Funny how you said “partner” instead of wife~”
“You think you are sooo funny, don’t you?”
“Just saying~ also, are you Bisexual by any chance~?”
Now it was Phantasmo’s turn to blush and avert his gaze on the smaller guy:
“First: why are you asking me this? Second: why should I tell you? And third: fourth rule, you don’t get to tease me like that… only i can.”
“First: because you just strike me as a man who likes both guys and gals, second: because apparently you have nothing better to do than speak with me~ and third… i’ll ignore this one~”
Phantasmo tried to hold a genuine chuckle: one thing he had to admit, this little ant knows how to push his buttons… in both good and bad ways:
“Alright, now you’re striking me as if you’re interested in moi~”
Only now i noticed that i am writing a fricking fanfic here instead of one-shots/headcanons, lol sorry, maybe i am getting a little too excited to share about this AU with you all. (Don’t worry, i’ll continue this, i’m just going to try sticking with actual headcanons and not a whole MLM bible, lol)
Guys… I’m am not going to shut up about this for at least (probably, won’t promise anything, lmao) 3 or more years!!
Telling the tale short: i suffered a car accident and almost died and broke my right arm… so i went to watch a bug’s life again for the hundred time and now i can’t stop thinking about scenarios and stuff with Oliver and Phantasmo!
(I did the drawing before the car accident but today (with my left hand (kind hard not gonna lie to y’all, you can even see where i just used the bucket tool, lol)) i painted it digitally)
This drawing was supposed to be a special piece for Halloween buuuut… yeah… stuff happened… yay…
But now i am feeling so much better emotionally with my hyperfixiation! (Thanks Jesus for making me autistic)
So i am going to make a lot of posts fusing both a bug’s life and Telltown together! Hope you guys like it!
Phantasmo would be obviously Hopper and Oliver would be Flik (and perhaps i might even use for real my Ao3 account for the longer fics ;3), here are some one-shots/headcanons for these two:
Ollie was from a different colony and stayed at the current one because some human teenagers destroyed his home using water guns inside the ant colony :(
He meekly asked if he could stay to the princess (which btw, it is going to be Lana if @malin5520 is alright with it, if not let me know! :3) if he could stay and she reluctantly agreed as long as he helped the others to get food for the colony and the grasshoppers. This made Oliver feel intrigued but he agreed and eagerly started showing his inventions to her that he was certain that could help them!
Ollie is intersex but no one knows it other than Morgel (which is a crow-crow and not an humanoid crow creature) and Charlie who he became friend’s with! (Charlie is a bee because i think it suits her :3) he uses he/him pronouns only to not let anyone become suspicious of his femininity.
Ollie is very hypersensitive both emotionally and physically: which means he let’s no one touch him (gently of course, he tries to be as nice as possible about it) and talk down to him, otherwise he either is going to cry or become very aggressive (the latter being only with foes and he knows he doesn’t do much damage anyway but he will throw hands if you don’t respect his boundaries 😤).
When one of his inventions goes wrong and made all the portion of food for the grasshoppers go down the river by accident, he immediately tries to hide from embarrassment and the judging stares, Lana freaks out but tries to find Oliver and calmly (although a little bit difficult) explains why it was so important to keep a good portion of food for the grasshoppers, but, as she was explaining this, both of them heard screams and quickly went to the colony to see what was happening: apparently the grasshoppers were paying a visit a little bit earlier this year and this made Lana even more anxious and desperate, Oliver knew it was something bad but he also couldn’t quite understand what is the big deal… until he sees Phantasmo, a very tall and big grasshopper who looked like he doesn’t fool around.
Phantasmo grins evilly at Lana and asks her where was their end of the bargain, she quickly tries to explain herself and that it was one of Oliver’s invention’s fault until Phantasmo shushes her and places a finger on her lips and a hand over her head to make her sit down so he could explain one. Simple. Thing: “rule number one of leadership: everything is YOUR fault”.
Oliver feels uncomfortable by how much of a jerk this “Phantasmo” is! He quickly tries to stand up to Lana but Phantasmo gives him one lazy (and condescending) glance over his shoulder and asks him why he wasn’t like the other ants: just pick the food, inventions are a waste of time and useless. This makes Oliver angry and starts talking back at Phantasmo: “why YOU guys even bother us to get food for you?? And my inventions are NOT useless and much less a waste of time! >:(“
Oh, this makes Phantasmo even more angrier but he quickly tries to cool down and play it cool: “it seems to me you are a threat to your own people by being childish, foolish, lazy and selfish~”
Oliver tries to hold back tears and continue to talk back at the grasshopper: “at least i am not a tyrant!! And i am not any of those things you just said! YOU are a-!” Oliver is immediately cut off by Phantasmo pulling his hair and forcing him to look at him in the eyes: “listen, kid, i am going to explain how things work here ‘round these parts, there ain’t no “hakuna-matata”, there ain’t no easy way, only mother’s nature rule of survival: the sun gives vitamins for the plants and makes them grow, YOU, puny and pitiful ants get the food for us, we eat the food and then, we leave you guys alone~ and oh~ there’s the bonus that WE, grasshoppers, are so generous that WE protect you from other bugs who can take advantage of you~ so really… who’s right here now~?”
Oliver gives Phantasmo a very sour face and was about to say a piece of his mind again until he saw Lana shaking her head, signaling him to stop talking. Oliver blushes and starts sobbing, this puts a smile on Phantasmo’s face and he suggests that he and his gang take Oliver with them to teach him to be a “better worker ant” and to finally stop with his foolish inventions… Lana look worried at the small ant but (reluctantly) agreed with Phantasmo’s decision… Oliver then felt betrayed… Phantasmo grabbed Oliver by his waist and hips and started flying off after “forgiving” the ants mishap and letting it slide this year… but him (being a huge ass dick) said that they would need to double their food income for next year.
For now that’s it, don’t worry, I’ll make a ton of posts about this (be ready to unfollow me because this… AU…? Yeah, this AU is all i’ll be posting now! >:3)
(Please don’t ACTUALLY unfollow me, i love you guys 😫)
“Everyone was feeling down, thinking no one was going to come to the Halloween party that the Stewart’s have planned out… Morgel heard knocking and: thinking it was them again, decided to grab his shotgun to only scare the bullies… but it was actually some of Oliver’s friends! (Morgel is like that sometimes, he isn’t hearing very well lately and mistook one of Oliver’s friends voice with one of them…) Morgel quickly hid the gun behind his back and started immediately bowing frenetically apologizing for mistaking the trio of friends with Oliver’s bullies… he quickly shut the door and came back as fast as he was gone: he had four gifts for each of them (he had thought of skipper too) and some treats too! He invited them inside and mumbled something to himself about a certain artist who took longer than they should have to draw and write this- HEY! I can erase your mouth old man! >:( (the three of you didn’t understood what he was saying so you all just shrugged it off and started eating the treats and opening the presents while entering the little house).”
To be continued… (either by you guys or me :D whatever suits you two better)
Reblogging only today just so people don’t forget that yellow September is supposed to be awareness month for those who most of the time suffer in silence and, if no one helps them, eventually suffer forever in silence…
May you all who haven’t done anything to yourselves yet keep living on… YOU deserve to live, YOU deserve to be seen and most importantly: YOU deserve to be loved.
And to those who we have lost… we are sorry we probably have never met and, sadly, never will… may your souls find your well deserving peace… i hope we could have met you (whoever you were) so maybe, just maybe things could have been differently better for you…
I must admit that… sometimes my window from my apartment looks tempting… that jumping in front of a car looks tempting… or even hanging myself looks tempting… but, as much as all that stuff looks tempting… don’t give up, you’re a wonderful person who deserves to shine through and show your unique self because believe or not, people are actually not replaceable, everyone has a special story to share to the world… this song (along with other people who care about me and love me for who i’m truly am) helped me cope through this harsh cold unforgiving world… things are going to get better, just keep living on.
