the noid's number one fan

🪦🪲Chris🦎🕊️ / 20s /

[hoooble]

oh btw art blog is at @hoooble-art (creative url i know)

[sharigax]

My toxic fandom take is that I think that it's awful how much we can talk to creators and get answers from them word of god style. We should be out here in a godless place rooting for scraps of lore in the media like truffle pigs out in the fields

[gasolineguzzler]

"Sorry if this has been done befo--" *gunshot*

There are literal billions of people on this planet. A good chunk of them share your language and cultural norms. You've got millions of monkeys with both typewriters and context.

Yeah, it's been done before. And it will be done again. Just make the thing and put it out there for those who haven't seen it and for those who have.

[randomalistic]

I’m obsessed with final forms. THE SYMBOLISM OF YOUR ACTIONS/PERSONALITY HAS BECOME A PART OF YOUR PHYSICAL SELF. ( AND NOW YOURE A MONSTER.)

[randomalistic]

[cringecorp]

[fin-motsney]

Ugly aah Liquid

[fin-motsney]

Dear broTHA

[canidykes]

the big man is the masculine dom and the dom is the top and the little man is effeminate and transgender but fully passes as a cis man and has top surgery but since he doesnt have bottom surgery he literally has to be a bottom theres no way for someone with a vagina to top and the bottom is the sub and they are both uncomplicatedly homosexual with zero positive emotions for women and they both have adhd and autism but only the kind of autism that doesnt actually disable you and they also crossdress but in a specifically humiliating way (why would a MAN wear a DRESS??? 🤪🤪 etc.) and they live together in a big house that they can both effortlessly afford and they're married and have 2 kids a dog and a cat (because Big man is dog coded and Little man is cat coded) and neither of them have jobs or lasting damage from canon events they've been through or physical disabilities or PTSD that I cant turn into Angsty Ship Content and the sun has a big smiley face and birds are just V shapes on the paper it doesnt have to be more complicated than that you dont have to flesh them out. you dont have to. and if you think about it wouldn't it just be soooo much effort to draw a whole bird?? youre just having fun its mean to ask you for detail. and my teacher lives at the school and the bus driver lives in the bus and everything is exactly the same :)

[owlbelly]

#also like not to understate: the racism.#the one the fandom projects onto is lighter & blonder & whiter than the rest of the poc in the cast. etc. (@hypokeimena)

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cow-inthe-closet]

friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?

friend whos always available: i can do whenever

friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho

friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)

friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)

friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact

[pjackk]

My hoes care about me.

[pjackk]

Thiss web site need to have a conversation about a new topic: Respect

[onlytiktoks]

[piedude]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

still think it’s incredible they made a movie musical about pt barnum where the point is like love and accept yourself no matter who you are or what you look like <3 when pt barnum irl was like exploitation georg who lives in a circus and and dehumanizes 10,000 people daily. not sure how they came up with that one

[pokemon-npcs]

[fishing-princess]

Fun fact! This npc is standing there because that tile is on the same tile as the entrance to wayward cave underneath the cycling road. Because of how the bridge tiles and the tiles below them are programmed, if there wasn’t an npc there biking over that tile would count as going into the cave entrance and would warp the player to the cave. Rather than creating a way for bridge tiles over entrance warps to work with it that happening, they did the simpler thing of just putting a stationary npc on the bridge above

[nightcorepmv]

[dajo42]

need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"

[moveslikekeithrichards]

ive said it time & time again stand mixers need an "eeeasy does it" setting

[moveslikekeithrichards]

weve all experienced a little Flour Blast in our lives but my absolute favorite cake recipe involves pouring a cup of boiling water into an absolute fuckton of batter right at the very end so its already like, pretty close to the top of the bowl and then you basically have to mix it 85% of the way by hand (which is not an easy task) because if you turn it on before that it will slop boiling chocolate water All over the counter

(and YES i could just mix it by hand, i could mix the whole Thing by hand if i wanted to, but like, im using the mixer for a reason!!!!!)

[moveslikekeithrichards]

recipe for my favoritest chocolate pound cake since a few people asked. this is my go-to for potlucks & shindigs and everyone loves it (typing it out bc i only have it on a skanky little scrap of paper)

1 1/2 cups butter (softened) 3 cups sugar 5 eggs 3 cups flour 1/2 cup cocoa powder 1 tsp baking soda 1/4 tsp salt 8 oz sour cream 2 tsp vanilla extract 1 cup boiling water

Preheat oven to 325 degrees Fahrenheit. Get somebody to grease and flour a 10 inch tube pan for you bc that is an absolute bitch to do. PRO TIP: This is a runny batter. If you're using a pan with a removable bottom like me, I like to wrap foil around the underside like a diaper and put the whole thing on a cookie sheet, because it has seeped out before.

Mix butter & sugar. Add eggs one at a time.

Combine flour, cocoa, baking soda, & salt in their own bowl. Add to wet slop alternately with the sour cream.

Add vanilla & boiling water. Try not to slop boiling water all over the counter.

Bake for 1 hour 20 minutes. This is a recipe where I've found it always takes the full amount of time, but I still always check it early a couple times just in case.

Cool it in the pan for a little while before attempting to dislodge. I like to dust the top with powdered sugar. This especially works wonders if you mangle it while dislodging.