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kaddie

feministism

neurodivergentlibra

Boyyyy this tea is sizzling!

meangirlnurse

Guy Fieri quietly, and without publicity, has been feeding fire victims since at least October (when the North Bay fires happened near his home)

and that’s just really really decent of him, i think

meangirlnurse

[x] [x]

guantanamo-bae

Best pirate ive ever seen…

artandrhinos

I am living for this meme

mioxenoblade

There is no actual, tangible reason why we allow people to starve, to be homeless, to suffer and die needlessly. Food is plentiful. Empty homes are plentiful. Medicine is plentiful. It’s hidden away behind constructs and we pretend those constructs mean something. There is an empty home and a homeless family, give them it. There is a sick child and common medicine to treat it, give it to them. There is a starving person and so much food wasted by corporations or hidden behind a dollar sign, feed them.

scummgirl

ithelpstodream

theotheryongbok

My man Jesus

funnysowhatever2-deactivated201

What story is that?

ffermented-salmonella-deactivat

Matthew 18:9

livebloggingmydescentintomadness

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

beachfox-deactivated20181218

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

dinosaurrainbowstarfish

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

endthewars-deactivated20181203

“If your hand or your foot causes you to fall into sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life crippled or lame than to have two hands and two feet and be thrown into the eternal fire. And if your eye causes you to fall into sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into the fire of hell. See that you do not look down on any of these little ones. “ -Matthew 18:9

valtharr

I think I said it before, but I’ll say it again: “Lust” is one of the Seven Deadly Sins, “Immodesty” is not.

spicymemesociety

leorioismydad-deactivated201809

these all have the same energy

leorioismydad-deactivated201809

another contender

picsthatmakeyougohmm

hmmm

archivedpostsblog

this is what you see before you die

evil-britney

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2

you mean, skin?

degenerate-perturbation

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

queercatmermaid

I just realized how fucking disgusting it is that it’s considered healthy and normal for teenage boys to eat everything ever yet teenage girls are obviously also growing but are fucking dieting all the time and shamed for eating while they’re growing

segweg

Shit

rainbofiction

That’s not even the half of it because

- often when a teenager (male or female) puts on some fat it’s in preparation for a growth spurt. Grownups know this.

- teenagers grow in weird gawky ways, like a girl’s hips will spread out and look “fat” until her legs get longer, or they’ll shoot up super tall and then slowly put on muscle and fat. Grownups know this.

- it’s very common for a women’s body weight to fluctuate plus or minus 5% with her menstrual cycle

but in the diet mentality all of these things are considered personal moral failures, a failure of control, when controlling it is literally impossible. I am so incredibly saddened by women who weigh themselves multiple times a week and fuss over ten freaking pounds when that’s well within the bounds of menstrual fluctuation + just-ate-lunch. It’s horrible.

welkinalauda

“A culture fixated on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty, but an obsession about female obedience. Dieting is the most potent political sedative in women’s history; a quietly mad population is a tractable one.” – Naomi Wolf

thunderboltsortofapenny

Grown ups really do not know this. I tell this to parents at least once a week, your child is sleeping/moody/putting on weight because their body is preparing to more or less jump the Grand Canyon of maturation stages. Hormone changes start a full YEAR before first menses.

My own mother, who works in the medical field and has worked solely for OB/GYN for the last 16 years, gave me grief about all of those things. And she knew about hormone level changes and weight distribution changes and she STILL did it. Don’t think hard facts will outweigh societal norms. Keep talking about it until they can’t ignore the facts

moodyehudi-deactivated20180519

Eat!!! Food !!

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lleuwelyn

looks more like she has been covering her ears to not listen to anything he had to say so he had to punch the wall to finally get her attention…

jonbutter

im a little bit confused, are you analyzing a stock photo used for an article from a satirical online magazine?

ghoulgrooves

let’s all just take a moment to appreciate how a completely fictional man can exhibit abusive behavior in a hypothetical universe that exists solely to mock this behavior and someone out there will still bend over backwards to defend him.