And here's the tour of my mind! Empty, I know.

What achievements? Those are real? A lifetime of trying everything, being told that I'm better than others, and now I have absolutely nothing to show for it! Second best is my best, and that's all I'll ever be.

[enameledcoppergirl]

You Want To lay On An Exceedingly Large Beast And Go To Sleep

[horriblyprofoundyoungedgelord]

Lukewarm take of the day: yogurt that has been frozen is a completely different thing from frozen yogurt.

[paintedstitches]

I've added my SV water creatures cross stitch pattern to my Kofi shop. Grab it here without the Etsy fees.

In the next days I'll add some more and I'm gonna share some free patterns as well.

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[afloweroutofstone]

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

[crapscicle]

[sister-hawk]

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

[theriverbeyond]

kittens are amazing bc they're like what if a wayward ball of lint was also made of knives

[horriblyprofoundyoungedgelord]

Can we all agree that Katniss Everdeen is an asexual and or aromantic queen?

[questioning-pisces]

every time i reread hunger games it becomes more true

[n1ght-10-ck]

I…. Don’t think we are rereading the same books….

[horriblyprofoundyoungedgelord]

Did you miss the part where the inner monologue was explaining how she has never truly felt the emotion that one would call love? That she just copies how her mother looked at her father in a way that confused her every time? No shade towards you, of course, but that's a major part of the book that was never transposed into the movies that many people overlook.

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

[the-wave-finally-broke]

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

[saessenach]

A CENTURY AGO

[marish-paintart]

I am a God

[calgabrielx-deactivated20260602]

I ' m into a lot of things . none of them will ever happen in real life , but oh boy do I love thinking of them

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[aphorisnt]

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

[shirecorn]

the high geologist has ascended

[ethanrayne]

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

[venusrrvelez]

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

[sapphireclawe]

I love this too much.

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

Reblog to get to look at a cool rock from the High Geologist

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

This is all part of The Tumblr Experience

[rarespawns]

the high geologist

advocating for ace people

[ash-the-tiefling]

IT IS HE THE HIGH GEOLOGIST APPEARING ON YOUR DASH YET AGAIN

[graceisteeny]

somewhere out there that love exists for me

[graceisteeny]

all i have to do is wait for it

and remain gentle

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

[empress-hancock]

This is just objectively hilarious

[inwardhardar]

Breakfast gun goes on the right (if right-handed) but must be layed on its left side; the proper orientation to grab it quickly in case of attack.

[joosh-the-only]

I'm confident that's what he meant

[mag-agenttorture]

I'd argue it goes on the left on its right side if you're right-handed, due to your utensil of choice already occupying your right hand.

[yetanotherdayofdrudgery]

Then you have to reach across the plate to draw.

[euronymous4e]

It's coffee mug on the left, breakfast gun on the right. It's all finger food anyway so etiquette says do that with the left hand to keep your right open in case of a self defense situation

[sushi1056]

ok, so a lot of people seem to get this confused a lot. I’ll break it down.

Breakfast Gun goes with your dominant hand. If it looks like breakfast but you need utensils, that’s Brunch. You’re likely to be in polite company, so your Brunch Gun should be small caliber: decorative and less disruptive. Your brunch gun goes behind your plate, pointed away from the host. Your Lunch Guns go in your belt so that once you’re done holding up the drive through, so you can better get a handle on your burger. Lunch gun needs to be extended mag and as large as you can comfortably wave around. You’ll want at least two Dinner Guns, a high-cal revolver and a shotgun. Shotgun stays across your lap until desert if it’s a formal meal, and your Dinner Revolvers are just outside your plate on either side. Make sure to leave enough room to grab the tactical grade steak knife without disturbing any of the guns. For an informal dinner, your Dinner Shotgun leans against the recliner (same side as your good eye) and you can put your Dinner Revolver anywhere convenient on the tv tray. Some people will use the cup holder that isn’t holding the remote, but that’s tacky. Your late night snack gun is usually an Assault Rifle strapped across your back, but it’s generally acceptable that you can reuse your Lunch Guns or a daily carry pistol, if you’re in a rush.

Hope this helps!

[sushi1056]

I legally have to clarify that the drive through thing is a joke, since it happens on public property or something.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[nasfera2]

I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator

[liltimmys]

yall wont trick me into listening to kpop

[emily84]

You can try Radiooooo.com - The Musical Time Machine!!

choose a country, pick a decade, and GO!!

you’ll get an endless streaming of songs (ad free!).

I personally found myself loving 1970s Ghana, Senegal and Cote d’Ivoire! Also 1920s and 1970s Japan for sure! Cambodian music: spectacular. Love Armenia and Mali as well. I’ve been told 70s Germany is weird and 30s Algeria is cool but I haven’t gotten around to those yet. Italy’s 1960s is bomb ofc but I’m biased ;)

[randomslasher]

This is the best website anyone has ever shared.

[literarycrow]

For modern stations, Radio Garden is great as well

[hapalopus]

Radio Garden is great!! I can vouch for Pink Unicorn Radio (in Samarkand) if you like any kind of rock! I’ve heard everything from pop punk to black metal on there :3

[sofianekosirinahero]

I NEED MORE KIDKLOK CONTENT

[ddddsk]

i don’t know ;)

[horriblyprofoundyoungedgelord]

You are definitely seeing what I'm seeing when I think about The Brined One's past.