Three Goblin Art
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Jules of Nature
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trying on a metaphor
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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$LAYYYTER
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Stranger Things
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Misplaced Lens Cap
cherry valley forever
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
@theartofmadeline
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@horridwinter
Can people stop asking me if I'm ok when I give them one word answers? I'm not mad, I'm not upset, I'm not sick or whatever. Your question simply required a one word answer. That's it. End of story. Now stop asking me if I'm ok.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Giveaway Yo!
My wonderful cinema pal managed to get me what she thought was only one UK theatre promo poster (release date 20th Sept), but it turns out there are two in the tube, so Iāll be giving one away at the end of this week (24th Sept)!Ā
Ā Iāll ship anywhere in the world in a little poster tube!
You donāt have to be following me already - new people joining us after Golden Circle are very welcome - but I do ask that you are following me when you enter this.
Iām only giving one away, I will covet the other like gold and add it to my steadily growing Kingsman hoard.
Only one reblog per entry please - donāt go clogging up the dash like a maniac.
Cheers longtime lads and happy blogging to the new friends!Ā
I wasn't even moving
I fucking love the character thatās like. not really the villain. but definitely not a good guy I mean heās on our side. but heās definitely not morally upstanding.
alec lightwood + tumblr text postsĀ
You canāt be a member of Team Free Will unless youāve had glorious hair.
#So does that mean once upon a time Bobby had glorious hair?
yes
Does that mean Crowley can join the team too?
Canāt forget Lucifer
And Balthazar
I think Balthazar is winning here.
In the meanwhile, Gabrielā¦
I just chokedĀ
Always reblogging
Iām reading up on chocolate frog cards in the Harry Potter universe, for reasons, and-
āCame up with the ever changing floor plan.āĀ
Really, Ravenclaw? Really?
āYou know what this school needs? To not make any sense-ā
āRowena, I donāt think-ā
āExactly, you donāt think. Iām brilliant and this is perfect. Moving staircases, walls that think theyāre doors-ā
āBut how will the students get to class?ā
āTheyāll have to figure it out.ā
āā¦ā
āEveryday. They will figure it out everyday. My students will live in a tower and navigate these stairs every time.ā
āThe stairs move! This doesnāt seem safeā¦I think Iāll put my common room in the basement, Rowena.ā
āDitto. I think the dungeons would be saferā¦ā
āā¦My kids will brave these stairs. Iāll take the other tower.ā
#Rowena snipes that ācunningā means Salazarās students should be able to handle the moving architecture#Salazar snipes back that ācunningā means knowing when and how to avoid unnecessary bullshit#meanwhile Godric is just yelling PARKOUR! and Rowena is all Thatās Not What I Meant#Helga would like her students to make it to class on time and without any broken bones#ninety percent of the reliable secret passages were a team effort by Helga and one of the others#to make sure the house elves could get around all rightĀ (via @mzminola)
#i feel like the collaboration was probably hufflepuff and slytherin#in the only time they ever worked together#helga: students and house elves can move safely!#salazar: more places to hide snakes#salazar is like we should make these accessible to people with no legs#helga is like i mean i agree but why are you being so nice about this#salazar is like no reason hey Iām just gonna make some of these rely on snake language for fun#do you think a fifty foot snake would fit in this passage asking for a friendĀ (via @dinosauriaawesome)
iām literally crying this is 100% what happened
(hey tumblr please donāt delete the previous peopleās comments like you did the last time i added someoneās tags to a post mmkay)
No but thatās actually so clever okay like the people who live in the castle would get a general idea of the patterns and how to move around efficiently but like for anyone planning on attacking it would be impossible to infiltrate like how the hell do I attack the headmaster when I canāt even find the bathroom why the fuck am I in a chemistry supply closet okay these stairs went to the main hall but now Iām on my way to the broom closets holy fucking shit fuck leonard SAID the dorm was on the left of the three headed hippogriff but Iām here and itās just a painting of a man with a donkey face is this a fucikgin joke leonard do you think this is funny because itāsnot. its not okay siri how the hell do i get to the nearest anythingĀ āhere is: the nearest paintingā like fuck you siriĀ
actually considering all this, the changing floorplan probably worked exactly as designed when it came to the battle of hogwarts in the late 90ā²s. the invasion was towards the end of the term, so the students, especially the renegade students in hiding, had the full term to master getting around the school quickly, quietly, and efficiently. the invading deatheaters were generally their parentsās ages, and hadnāt been back to hogwarts in several decades, if theyād even attended at all. so, while the adult invaders easily outmatched the adolescent defenders in strength and skill, hogwarts was a lethal maze to the deatheaters, while it was home to the kids.Ā
rowena knew what the fuck she was doing.Ā
This post kept getting better and better.
This fandom is amazing
how many muggle born kids showed up at hogwarts like, āi get youāre into magic and donāt get me wrong, magic is awesome, but please donāt try and tell me quills and inkwells make more sense than pencils. i realize you have an aesthetic going, but admit itās that. admit itās just for looks.ā
Imagine how many muggles parents looked at the supply list and went āParchment? Quills? INKWELLS? Fuck this weāre going to staples.ā
And then imagine if the muggle parents start getting into arguments with the teachers when they start getting messages telling them their kids arenāt using the proper materials.
āOkay look we can accept working with frog livers, turning mice into fine china, and whatever the fuckĀ āarithmancyā is but weāre not going to let you shame our kids just because they choose to use a bic pen instead of this āye old inkwellā bullshit. Also. itās called a spiral notebook and Iām not gonna make my Abby drag around five hundred feet of loose parchment just because you people have a theme going.ā
Aesthetic or death
pokemon go
nearby pokemon: ivysaur, onix, poliwrath, two aerodactyls, zapdos, deoxys, that mew you find under the truck, a digimon
phone buzzes: pidgey
When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because thatās probably the only way Iāll ever get there.
Donāt mess with a cosplayer. After her boss set up a new dress code banning ponytails andĀ ācultural head wraps,ā June J Rivas decided to protest by diping into her costume closet. There are so many more photos and awesome comment reactions.
Follow @this-is-life-actually
No cultural head wraps pretty much guarantees the EEOC will side with the employees.Ā
reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN peopleās WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS
Double Dragonite
these are the Luck Dragonites, reblog and good fortune will come your way
If I travelled back in time and tried to explain this text to young me, thereās literally no way.
