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[hotchs-bitch]

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About me

Hi, welcome to my blog! I’m T, I’m from Canada, I’m bi, and I use she/they pronouns. I’m here to simp over Aaron Hotchner and various other cm characters, create and consume content, and have fun doing it :)

I’m always down to chat and make new friends, so just send me a message if you want to talk!

Rules/request guidelines

Folks under 18 should not be here. If there’s no age or anything clarifying that you’re not a minor in your bio or pinned post, I’ll be removing you ASAP so please have that!

I reserve the right to remove any bigots, or anyone spreading anything other than love. This is a happy space and if need be, the block button is my bestie <3

Aside from my writing I try to keep all obviously nsfw material on my sideblog @ssa-thotchner, and the majority of my not-cm thoughts on @t-is-talking.

To leave a request, just tell me the pairing and any prompts/details you want included, as well as if you want a short or a longer oneshot. If you want hotch pov, let me know! I mainly write hotch x fem reader, but I’m open to writing gn reader, emily x reader, and any platonic BAU pairing.

I do not write reader as Hotch’s daughter. Please do not request that, because I will decline writing it! I spend too much of my day thinking about sucking that man off. Don’t make it weird.

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My tagging is sporadic at best but I use a few whenever possible, for blocking purposes and/or convenience in locating my content

Common tags you’ll see me use: #t talks, #t writes, #[cm character] makes brain go brrrr, #t thinks about housewives, #fic rec, #nsfw rec, #nsfw hotch thoughts, #stepdad hotch!!!

Writing tags are #my writing (all my writing), #nsfw t (all my nsfw writing/content), #t’s blurbs (all my blurbs), and #nsfw blurbs (all my nsfw blurbs)

Feel free to dm me with any questions, or just to talk! Have a great day <3

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Header credit to rando photographer on google

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[vithcy]

Currently here

[uhhhhmanda]

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

[shamesonlydaughter]

it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

[fiyero3305]

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

[blueindeed]

I tell this story all the time but I'll tell it again! When I taught kindergarten full time, we had a working bee one weekend where we did a bunch of gardening/landscaping in the outdoor area. One of the dads put up a bit of fencing, then stood back and had a look, kind of frowning like he wasn't sure. His wife then came along, and the following conversation ensued:

Wife: GETMO? Husband: (after a moment, with a sigh) Yeah, GETMO. Me: GETMO? Wife and husband, in perfect unison: Good Enough To Move On

Absolutely LIFE CHANGING acronym, friends and enemies.

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[1617]

“look at the sunset” “look at the sky”“look at the moon” type of person >>>

[offishly]

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me there's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

[intj-greenwords]

I love English

[cryptotheism]

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

[glazeliights]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[cedarspiced]

[mysteryteacup]

Due to recent changes (*shakes fist at tech bros fucking up the planet*) I feel obliged to point out for the sake of anyone who does not have timestamps on that this post is from 2021 and therefore predates AI.

[snakeater-deactivated20260130]

yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

[tempobaekh]

texts with aaron hotchner and his younger unhinged girlfriend

author’s note: i'm considersing making this into like a series because i really fell in love with unhinged reader while making this and the choosing a theme part was so fun!! but anyways let me know if you guys want more of them?? also apart from a mention of reader being short there isn’t any specific appearance i had in mind while making this:)

Note: gifs, pictures, and header DOES NOT belong to me. CREDITS TO THE RIGHTFUL OWNERS!! Feedback and reblog is appreciated.<3

[nonlynear]

yeah dude. hoisted again. yeah it was my own petard

[fluff-e-boy]

Every time one of my mutuals reblogs something from me this exact imagine pops up in my mind and have to restrain myself from saying this stupid ass sentence out loud

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[homunculus-argument]

 Hey btw, another worldbuilding thing: You can, and actually should have weird and impractical cultural things. They’re not inherently unrealistic, for as long as you address the realistic consequences as well.

 Let’s say you’ve got a city where there’s tame white doves everywhere. They’re not pests, they’re regarded as sacred, holy protectors of the city, and the whole city cares for them and feeds them like they’re pets. They’re so tame because it’s a social taboo to hurt or scare one. Nice pretty doves :)

 Then someone points out that even if they’re not seen as pests, doesn’t having a completely unchecked feral pigeon population - that not only isn’t being culled, but actively fed and cared for - mean that there would be bird shit absolutely all over the place?

 A part of you wants to say no, because these are your nice, pretty doves. To explain that there’s a reason why they’re not shitting all over the place, maybe they’re super-intelligent and specifically bred and trained to not shit all over the place. The logistics of how, exactly, could anyone breed and train a flock of feral birds go unaddressed.

 An even worse solution would be to not have those birds, editing them out of the world. No, they spark joy, you can’t just toss them out!

 Now, consider: Yes, yes they would, but the city also has an extensive public sanitation service that’s occupied 90% of the time by cleaning bird shit off of everything. One of the most common last names in the area actually translates to “one who scrapes off dove shit”, and it’s a highly respected occupation. And thanks to the sheer necessity of constantly regularly cleaning everything, the city enjoys a much higher standard of cleanliness, and less public health issues caused by poor public sanitation.

 The doves do protect the city. By shitting fucking everywhere.

[moonybyte]

While I absolutely love your idea, I just want to say that you can easily reduce public bird shitting from Pigeons by offering them comfortable lodgings where they can sleep and feed. Sure, you need to clean THOSE, but the pigeons shit a lot less all over town.

The Augsburg concept has one big pigeon house every 500m in which wild pigeons are fed, protected from weather and have nesting opportunities. Cities doing that have WAY less uncontrolled populations (since they can take out eggs if they feel they need reduce the population), way less shit AND a healthy population since it’s easier for veterinarians to notice and get to sick animals.

So I’d say one can of course still keep your general idea……but there’s also those MASSIVE palace-like pidgeon houses and only the most worthy are allowed to enter and directly interact with the pigeons (feed them, heal them, clean their lodgings). One big entrance for the human servants (priests??) and millions of small holes for the pigeons.

In fact, one could potentially turn your idea around IN THE PIDGEONS FAVOR. So your world is like ours and most major cities have a big feral pigeon population. And most of those cities HATE the pigeons and try to fight them and stuff. And they think that pigeon worshipper town is frigging cuckoo. BUT when comparing, then pigeon worshipper town is ridiculously clean and beautiful. No bird shit everywhere, no ruined house facades and statues from erosion through bird poop. Pigeon haters go “how tf are you so clean, you have birds EVERYWHERE???” and the worshippers shrug and show their little bird temples spread around town that keep their precious birdies AND their town pretty.

[plucky-passerine]

I think this is a really good example of how research can greatly improve your worldbuilding! You don’t have to be perfectly accurate - it is fantasy after all - but the real world is so much more clever and beautiful than any of us know

[curlicuecal]

advice that’s stuck with me: you don’t have to work inwards to justify a premise (e.g., ‘how would it ever be plausible to use snakes as currency’) as long as you work outwards in interesting ways from that premise (e.g., ‘how would a society that used snakes as currency look different? what would they use for wallets?’)

[gholateg]

I love this idea that OP thought there wasn’t a town that had already handled it’s “We fucking love birds you guys, like for fucking reals” problem already through sheer human chutzpah.

Humans are THE pack binding specie. A way will be found.

[shaudo-of-a-doubt]

For anyone else interested in or looking for more information about pigeon houses, the traditional word for them is dovecote.