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cryptonature

My anger is a biting ember in my fist.

Most of the places I could set it down will burn something to the ground,

so I keep holding it,

trying to find a hearth that needs kindled

to heat a home or a cooking pot

or do anything beyond recklessly burning the world to ash.

playwolves

using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

valtsv

ive decided to start dressing like a medieval cathedral

berninisanders

dear-ao3

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

dear-ao3

THATS TUPPERWARE

sobutmermaids

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

dear-ao3

delaware is too powerful

uncertaininnit

what the fuck

dear-ao3

skaktusposts

Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

dear-ao3

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

skaktusposts

I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

dear-ao3

.....ace hardware....?

uncertaininnit

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

dear-ao3

but at what cost

publiusmaximum

This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.

dear-ao3

uncertaininnit

he WHAT? i thought he was from. w. wait. ???

dear-ao3

delaware stole the presidents shoelaces for clout and became too powerful

likethehorrormovie

From the UK- and what do you mean Delaware isn't a type of ceramic?

dear-ao3

it is now

swifty-the-rake-deadblog

@hellsite-hall-of-fame is it too early?

kkshowtunes

Isn’t delaware what they make computers on???

dear-ao3

software ??

you-say-that-so-often

I think they meant Dell Ware, a specific computer type. We had a Dell computer once.

I thought Delaware was that famous singer they spoofed in Zootopia.

dear-ao3

gazelle??

king-finnigan

oh i thought delaware was that one british singer lady, you know, the one from chasing pavements

dear-ao3

that's fucking adele

metamelonisle

isn’t delaware that place you go when you die

shirtshawaiian

youre thinking of superhell and all of you are going there

totalrosalia

how the fuck did any of you come to the conclusions you all made

dear-ao3

we live in america?

vigilantsycamore

I thought Delaware was that food delivery service that keeps interrupting youtube videos with their ads when I'm trying to have a good time

abnormalmind777

..... are you talking about Doordash???

destiel-is-canon-what

Isn't Delawere the name of that one girl in the song that goes "Hey there, Delawere"? She's from NYC or something.

dear-ao3

THATS HEY THERE DELILAH

katherynefromphilly

Pausing here to point out that op is “dear-AO3″ and now I’m wondering if Delaware fanfic would be categorized as RSF (real state fic) or AU (alternate unitedstates)

dear-ao3

stop i do not want to think about this

joyflameball

Isn’t Delaware that SPN ship that exploded the internet

dear-ao3

forensicrodentfool

Everyone on this post:

sith-shenanigans

I love that the “no, that’s [x]” meme is making a comeback here and only here and nobody has any idea what’s going on

jmercedesd

Keep up the good work, we can make poor OP have a melt down yet.

dear-ao3

callme-corpse-septiceye

Isn't delaware that one brand of pizza that's like "it's not delivery, it's delaware."

dear-ao3

paulblartinum

isn't delaware the god of the sea

dear-ao3

robbietherat

Isn't Delaware the name of that guy who painted the Mona Lisa?

dear-ao3

lordechostan

delaware is that one evil cyborg guy that has a son named Luke and a red laser sword

kiwikipedia

Thats Darth Vader. Im pretty sure Delaware is that other red-laser sword guy. You know. The one that stabbed Qui-Gon.

dear-ao3

what have i created

hellsite-hall-of-fame

I usually only reblog older posts, but this definitely deserves to be in every tumblr hall of fame

dear-ao3

this post has only existed for 8 days.

gallusrostromegalus

This is fantastic because it goes great with my theory that Delaware only exists for tax purposes. Like, all the states really only exists for Tax Purposes, but Delaware is particularly fake because back in 2012 I got lost in the Alleged Delaware Area looking trying to get to a family reunion, but every time I pulled over for directions, I would ask what the hell state I was in now, and I went through Mayland, Pennsylvania, New Jersey AND Virginia and I never fucking found Delaware but I did eventually find the Family Reunion and earned the repsepct of my then-prospective- Great-Grandmother-In-Law by saving her favorite grandchildren from a furious oceangoing horse so I’m convinced that not only is the state a purely legal construct, they didn’t even dedicate any landmass to it, or it’s a gov’t blackzone where the carnivorous horses live.

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

dear-ao3

fun fact, i actually drove through delaware on this posts 6 month birthday. i hate it here.

glitchysquidd-deactivated202408

This post literally fills me with life,tysm.

lost-ones-melody

This post confused the heck out of me, I don't even know what's going on in this post, why the hell am I rebloging it?

Headcanon

Tokoyami: Come on, Hawks, you don't want to do anything since you and Dabi broke up. Hawks: That's not true. Hawks: I wanted to wear my bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all day. I wanted to start drinking in the morning. Hawks: Don't say that I don't have goals.

Inspo: Friends, 3x09