I ALMOST FORGOT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PERCY JACKSON IDC IF HE'S FICTIONAL I'M CELEBRATING IT
REBLOGGING THIS POST BC IT'S PERCY'S BIRTHDAY ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Jules of Nature
Peter Solarz

if i look back, i am lost
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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One Nice Bug Per Day
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Acquired Stardust

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occasionally subtle
I'd rather be in outer space ๐ธ

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@hrteowyn
I ALMOST FORGOT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PERCY JACKSON IDC IF HE'S FICTIONAL I'M CELEBRATING IT
REBLOGGING THIS POST BC IT'S PERCY'S BIRTHDAY ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ
hey are you ok and/or still alive
(unfortunately) yes, been busy is all. lifeโs been so hectic. thank you for asking
Sick list of symptoms bro. Now try humanizing your behavior instead of pathologizing it.
Pathologizing: Hey sorry I yelled at you. I have this ADHD symptom called RSD that makes me really sensitive.
Humanizing: Hey, Iโm sorry that I blew up like that earlier. In the moment I felt really attacked and overwhelmed and I reacted badly, but I know you didnโt mean to offend me with what you said, so that behavior is on me.
Because I just saw a post bitching about this one, I want to add: this post is saying that you need to take accountability for the way you hurt other people, even if it happens because of a symptom of your disability/illness. It's also saying that using terms (especially acronyms) that aren't common knowledge isn't a helpful way to explain yourself. It is NOT saying that you need to let people walk all over you because "your disability isn't an excuse."
If you're diabetic, you don't have to eat the honey glazed ham that will send you into a coma (their example). But you also can't yell at the person offering it and accuse them of trying to kill you. You can just say "thanks, but my body can't handle that kind of sugar intake, so I'll pass"
If you run over someone's foot with your wheelchair you still apologise
give me a few more days to upload, i lost motivation due to the banning issue ๐
BYLER SMAU Part 3
part 1 | part 2
SUMMARY: Itโs been a year since they defeated Vecna and everybody headed off their separate ways in college. Though, even with the distance, the Party likes to believe their bond only grew stronger; that is until their first winter apart came.
MAXโS POV
WILLโS POV
my bad for not posting part 4 sooner gang, tumblr got tempo banned for idk what reason in my country
BYLER SMAU Part 3
part 1 | part 2
SUMMARY: Itโs been a year since they defeated Vecna and everybody headed off their separate ways in college. Though, even with the distance, the Party likes to believe their bond only grew stronger; that is until their first winter apart came.
MAXโS POV
WILLโS POV
BYLER SMAU Part 3
part 1 | part 2
SUMMARY: Itโs been a year since they defeated Vecna and everybody headed off their separate ways in college. Though, even with the distance, the Party likes to believe their bond only grew stronger; that is until their first winter apart came.
MAXโS POV
WILLโS POV
BYLER SMAU PART 2
part 1 part 3
SUMMARY: Itโs been a year since they defeated Vecna and everybody headed off their separate ways in college. Though, even with the distance, the Party likes to believe their bond only grew stronger; that is until their first winter apart came.
part 3
hi itโs been a while!!
Iโm back with some Byler SMAU
Part 1
part 2 | part 3
SUMMARY: Itโs been a year since they defeated Vecna and everybody headed off their separate ways in college. Though, even with the distance, the Party likes to believe their bond only grew stronger; that is until their first winter apart came.
(S5 is completely blocked out here. My baby El is alive and well ๐)
part 2 | part 3
โA18//chamber. valorant textsโ
tw. swearing.
โชโขโฆ โ โฆโขโซ
How They Kiss You: Chamber
Authors note: I am alive!!! I apologize for taking so long on stuff, my life has very recently become very hectic but I promise content is being created ;-; Until one of the bigger pieces is finished, plz enjoy some chamber!
Chamber Kiss Headcanons | X GN Reader
Chamber is a peculiar case when it comes to how he kisses you. And it all depends on whether you've cracked through his persona yet. If you were dating Chamber, or if you were dating Vincent.
If your relationship is new, His kisses are swift and aren't very satisfying, as if he is always rushing to do something else.
Chamber is a busy man, so a swift kiss on the forehead as he leaves to start his day makes sense. When he greets you, he kisses both sides of your cheeks and gives you his signature smile. And when you are leaving, he may press a quick kiss to your lips before ushering you out the door so you aren't late for whatever plans you may have.
He would rarely kiss your lips but would give you pecks and quick kisses if you asked him to.
His kisses never linger and never seem to have much emotion to them. Even if you were to pull him into a gentler kiss, a more needy one, it would seem like he is quick to pull away and press a second to your forehead, possibly cooing about how precious to are or about how cute you seem.
It almost felt performative at times. Fake, even.
And it's because it was. To him, the kisses were to appease you. To sell that your relationship was real despite it benefitting him in some way, shape, or form. He wanted to keep his distance from you but knew that he had to at least give the bare minimum to keep you around. ...
But that all changes the second you break him. The second he realizes just how much he cares about you. That's when Chamber becomes Vincent.
This can happen in multiple ways, but the outcome is always the same. The man who had been keeping you at a distance, completely changes.
Now, his kisses have emotion to them. A need and fire that had been lacking previously before.
He would find himself cupping your cheek as he admires you, watching you talk or do whatever things that brought you happiness, and would just smile before pulling you into a kiss.
Sometimes, he would teasingly lift your chin if you weren't paying attention or got shy. His little chuckle would give away his fondness for you again before pulling you into a shorter kiss, but one still full of love
Deeper kisses now were met with equal eagerness. His hands which would have never held you close, grip your waist or run gently across your lower back as he tilts his head while returning your kiss.
Kissing Vincent never left you wondering if you were being lied to or led on. He never let you question your worth to him. Unlike before when he would have listed your achievements and sang you praise at the first sign of self-doubt, he would just chuckle softly and pull you into another loving kiss to take your worries away.
Remember if youโre out at a store and someone says โThis is a robberyโ you can say โno itโs notโ and then the robber will leave because theyre a robber and this is no longer a robbery .
You can not just say this without dropping the whole story
Ok so,
My dads coworker is at the front and this man comes Up and hands him a document.
The coworker took a Look at the document and while he couldn't read the things written by Hand, because he wasn't wearing his glases, he did notice the Logo of a different Bank so he's like:
"Oh, sorry sir you can't do that here! You have to go to the other Bank for this :)"
The man, visibly confused leaves, but dosen't take the document with him.
The coworker, now just as confused as the Guy actually Takes Out his glases and reads the hand written part:
This is a robbery
Can you imagine trying to rob a god damn bank and the teller just cheerfully tells you to go rob the competition instead
I worked as a bank teller for several years and a few things you should know, bank robberies happen far more frequently than you might think and they come in waves. When a bank gets robbed a notification with photos goes to all banks in the area to be on the lookout. And there are two kinds of robbery, the pass the note and the takeover (what you see in movies).
So our branch had had a big takeover robbery as well as a note one. We also had a teller that had transferred to our branch after having been through a robbery. She was sweet as apple pie, hair up to the ceiling, southern lady who had just been through multiple robberies.
A guy comes in and hands her a folded note. Her immediate thought was โthis guy needs to learn you donโt hand bank tellers notes. I am just not going to read that.โ So how the conversation goes:
Her: how can I help you today?
Him: Iโm here to get money
Her: great *hands him a withdrawal slip*
Him: all the information is on the paper
Her: to process the transaction I need you to put it on my piece of paper
SO HE FILLS OUT A WITHDRAWAL SLIP. Meanwhile another coworker is looking at her latest robbery notification email thinking the guy at the window looks a lot like him but the teller is calm and seems to be following standard transaction.
Back at the window the teller notices his name on the withdrawal slip doesnโt match the name on the account so she asks for his ID. He once again tells her all the relevant info is on the folded note but also gives her his ID and says it is his dadโs account. She tells him he will need a check from his dad to get cash. He grabs the note and leaves.
ONE HOUR LATER
Two new robbery notifications hit our emails, both branches within a mile. It is our guy. Teller goes over to the manager and sheepishly informs them he was here and the time. Security department is notified as are local police and the FBI. The FBI comes over believing that these poor tellers had been robbed for the 3rd time in a month and take her statement. She is completely embarrassed telling them how everything went down and he kept signaling to the note and telling her to read it but she was just done.
To which this FBI agent of 40 years who has been to the scene of many bank robberies (several at this branch in recent weeks) says: Ok. Let me see if I got this right, he came in fully intending to rob you. He gave you the note and you justโฆrefused to read it? So he left and went to the bank literally across the street, handed them the exact same note, and they just handed him five grand? Do I have that correct?โ
Her: I am so embarrassed
FBI: this is best thing I have ever heard. He even handed you his ID! Holy-
Her: I feel so dumb!
FBI: donโt! This is the best thing I have ever heard. This is going to be in training courses. (He sat there giddy for at least 5 more minutes)
I have a similar story from my friend Fred, who is a great human and I like him lots.
He was working at a 7-11 that got robbed a lot, working nights. And he was bored and read though his entire contract and learned if you're shot at work you get $200,000. Also, he hated his boss and the job.
So when a guy came in to rob him at gunpoint he got excited and was able to hatch the plan he had been pondering while dealing with a Shitty Boring Job.
"Dude. Shoot me in the leg. Right here- it'll go through and not hit anything vital and I'll be able to quit this fucking job. I'll give you fifty fucking grand to shoot me in the leg then you can take everything in the register."
This ended with him chasing the weeping attempted burglar out of his store screaming "SHOOT ME YOU FUCKING COWARD I WANT THE MONEY".
@rmilkies
One of my uncles was a branch manager at a local bank when I was a kid. His branch had the dubious honor of being one of- if not the- most robbed bank in the area. There was a bullet hole in the wall behind his desk where he'd been shot at once.
One day, this guy came in and announced he was there to rob the place. This man was smoking a cigar with one hand and had a gun in the other.
My uncle pointed at the "No Smoking" sign and told him in no uncertain terms, "Put that cigar out, or finish it outside first."
This guy, bless his heart, went back outside to finish his cigar.
My uncle locked the door behind him and waited for the cops to show up.
This is what I like to call the Bugs Bunny Deescalation Strategy
หหห โ โโโโ 1 TO 100 โผ
ใ โ ๐ด๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐บ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ๐ด ๐ค๐ข๐ฏ ๐ค๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ข๐ธ๐ง๐ถ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ต. โ ใ
eventual james potter x fem!reader; inevitable angst and annoyance as james slowly matures over his time at hogwarts. slowburn. total word count: 56.3K
2.7K | FIRST YEAR.
5.8K | SECOND YEAR.
2.7K | THIRD YEAR.
6.0K | FOURTH YEAR.
6.4K | FIFTH YEAR.
14.0K | SIXTH YEAR.
18.7K | SEVENTH YEAR.
yall know human trafficking isnt just sex trafficking right? right????
A fuckton of human trafficking is not sex trafficking. And a lot of sex work isn't trafficked. People who support sex workers' rights, freedoms, and safety are against human trafficking. We're against the removal of bodily autonomy in all ways. That absolutely includes making people work in places, ways, or conditions they don't consent to.
#the beauty of tumblr is that any new show i start i'm able to say oh that's my friend. from gif.
it's the blorbo. from everyone else's shows.
[ID: Tweet from chase @/_chase_____ dated April 7th 2025: starting a new show sucks. who are these people /end ID]
milesย โwhoโs moralesโ moralesโs biggest weakness is the cover story
peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know
Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peterโsโฆ
Rio: โฆTall
Jefferson: I didnโt think Aaron liked โฆ Tall people.
Jefferson: โBut listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. Itโs a thing he would do!โ
Rio: โI canโt hear you. Iโm asleep. ย I have a shift in four hours.โ
I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet hisย โhusbandโ at some point now.
Aaron: โฆMilesโฆI love you, and I am proud of youโฆbut you are somehow the smartest and dumbestย boy I have ever known.
Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he couldโve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!
Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up firstโ
Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. Iโll whoop you with a collapsed lung.
All I see is โfake marriage au, but itโs also enemies to loversโ
If I ever stop reblogging this post, assume that I have yeeted myself off this mortal coil
People in the comments: โAmazing! Whereโs the fic, though?โ
Also people in the comments:
Boys Problems, 519 words
How to Marry Your Fake Husband from Another Dimension (speedrun), 5008 words
I like high chances that I might lose, 8373 words
Youโre a Sunflower (I Think Your Love Would Be Too Much), 14 827 words
Scared of the Unknown, 15 217 words
How Did We Get Here? 46 926 words
And one post-coital-covered-by-a-blanket fanart ๐
@coline7373 you are a hero and a saint to those of us who donโt have the free time to go scrolling through the notes trying to find possible fic links.
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It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.
IT'S REAL
AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND
ITS REAL
Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg
IN CONCEPTION BAY
This reads like an article in the postillion