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[hiccups]

NO FISH FOR YOU!

[afriend410]

NO FISH FOR ME?! THEN NO DAD FOR YOU!!!

[arcadian-dragon-riding]

WHY-

[corona-the-nightcutter]

@afriend410 GO BACK TO THE DUNGEON RIGHT NOW

[afriend410]

@skrillqueen because you know that was the real motives behind the attack!

@corona-the-nightcutter AND I WILL! THERE’S DELICIOUS COOKIES DOWN THERE!!!

[arcadian-dragon-riding]

YEAH THERE ARE COOKIES- THE NASTY ONES WITH RAISINS

[corona-the-nightcutter]

*cries because i apparently am the only one that actually likes oatmeal raisin cookies and still want to go to the dungeon just for the cookies*

[afriend410]

@skrillqueen  That’s okay because I’ll just pick out the raisins and give them to @corona-the-nightcutter so she can enjoy the deliciousness! Extra raisins in her oatmeal raisin cookies.

[reshipkmn]

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[mcdolans]

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[autotrophe]

[mossycat]

ngl i still like the httyd 2 armor the best

[nicname]

[pippinstook]

Faramir: Was the broadsword really necessary?

Eowyn: A Lady should always accessorize.

[egdramaqueen]

Other bloggers: man I need to clean out my askbox

Me:

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[laziestofthedreamers]

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

[pamgkrthwrites]

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

[ladyhavilliard]

…perfect

[astridthevalkyrie]

astrid, seeing dragon eggs for the first time: lmao you know what would be great, if we just. put these in everyone’s houses. it’ll be a christmas miracle

[marshmallowmlm]

new ask meme: tell me a character you think I have the same energy as

[haddorkible]

OH YES.

Hard mode(for me anyway): it can’t be Hiccup or Varian! >83c

[weirdmonsterling]

my body may be a temple but i am the god to whom it is devoted

do not presume to tell me how i may decorate my altar

[diviningtheway]

This is quite possibly the best way I’ve heard to say “I dress how I want, deal with it” There needs to be more things like this

[dankmemeuniversity]

[afriend410]

The same amount of disrespect when your cousin is 6'6 and your 5'3. So about a foot and 3 inches.

[httydartandstuff-blog]

I'm 18, 4'10". My sister? Ten. 5'.

[transmadamegiry-remade-deactiva]

alright you nearsighted motherfuckers

rb this and tag your age when you first got glasses

[prokopetz]

The thing I love about cats is that they’re basically born ready to throw down. There’s something strangely life-affirming about seeing a ball of fuzz that could fit in the palm of your hand with room to spare react to an unfamiliar creature literally a hundred times its size by going “I roll Intimidation”.

[batneko]

#the really life affirming part is that sometimes it works

[minoukatze]

[tooiconic]

cats don’t give a fuck and they will slap the shit out of whoever they want

[fenrir-fullmoon]

An angry cat is, pound-for-pound, the most powerful animal in the world, and all of nature knows it.

[dontdieursosexy-deactivated2019]

someone: i’ve know (deadname) for so long that i can’t think of them as any other name.... it’s too much effort

me:

[tinysinner]

like for donald trump, reblog for this piece of grass

[blade-of-grass]

Blade of grass: 2016

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

Blade of grass: 2020

[elvenbeebun]