occasionally subtle
#extradirty
Mike Driver
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Claire Keane
Keni
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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will byers stan first human second
Andulka
One Nice Bug Per Day
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@huhwhatyak
I get that httyd was a kids book series but also toothless should have been swearing every other word
Toothless did, Hiccup just never translated it.
Toothless: You *bleep* *bleep* *bleeping* can kiss my *bleeeep* and *bleep* the *bleep* out because *bleep* *bleep* *bleeep*
Hiccup’s translation: Toothless was very cross with me : (
please don't have sex in disabled bathrooms if you're abled. we need somewhere to have sex too
lets all click on the source of the gif
it’s so funny to me that the ouran high school host club is run by two people whose dynamic is literally this:
PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS (2023-)
Decided to say fuck it to my congestion. Closed myself in the guest bathroom, blocked out all ventilation, turned my massive humidifier on full blast and ran myself the hottest bath i can stand.
This is my enclosure. I live here now. I have recreated the water cycle in a matter of minutes and can finally breathe.
Would love to show y'all but yeah
redrew this scene from spto but with troy and abed
wdym romijuli WASN'T an original tsuzuru minagi patented work???? /j
What a year this week has been.
It’s Monday.
It sure as hell is.
The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets
i have eaten so many failed ‘I’ pretzels that i have a tummy ache
NOOOOOO MY PENIS
This has got to be the worst recipe in this manga yet
14 year olds are the meanest people in the world
AND THEY’RE FUCKING CORRECT
🫶 brought an emote idea of my friends to life
Fox News had two men kissing for a solid 2 seconds on screen before cutting away
happy new years
This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”
When we had Moonlight: Moonshine, Moonrise, Midnight, Nightlight, Nighttime, Twilight
My favorite in recent memory, though: “The Big Sick” = “The Fat Bad”
Don’t… Don’t movie theaters have…the names of the movies… Right… There?
Ah, see, the problem here is that you’re making the common mistake of assuming people bother to read anything. At all. At any given point. When in the presence of customer service worker.
