Steamed Enmity

Side blog of human--curiosity I only reblog correct character analyses Also obsessed with the enneagram

[human--rivalry]

I have read so many fics that say something along the lines of “He hit the emergency stop on his bike”.

Y’all.

[human--rivalry]

One thing I know about Ilya is that he loves eating Shane’s pussy

[human--rivalry]

Replace Harry Potter with Heated Rivalry

[vesnuszki]

[sobsicle]

i’m sorry i got carried away and humped your leg until i came while we were kissing

[gimmiekiss1221]

[gaygoatshane]

shane's big ass smile when ilya squeezes his tit and calls him a pervert is very important to who #myshane is

[vesnuszki]

i just looove the image of ilya sliding into shane’s hole and then immediately stopping all movement when he bottoms out. he closes his eyes and takes a couple of deeps breaths and shane is looking back at him like 😠 why’d you stop??? come on baby i neeeeed you (whiny) meanwhile ilya is fighting for his life & also to not blow his load right there and then like please….just give me a second….

this happens at least once a week years into their marriage btw

[beakybeakybeaky]

Re: Shane with babies.

when they go back to Montreal and Boston after the summer of being in each others pockets, Shane finally gets to meet his newest goddaughter Amber. She’s four months old, pudgy and grinning a huge gummy smile at everyone. Jackie takes a picture of Shane smiling softly at her while Amber is delighted with her uncle Shane.

When he sends it to Ilya he is so consumed with the need to knock him up that his legs go to jelly a bit. He’s clinging to his kitchen island going through the five stages of grief about not being able to biologically impregnate him.

[human--rivalry]

Getting real tired of people seeing “Shane Hollander has disordered eating tendencies” and making him borderline anorexic as if that’s the only possible way to have disordered eating

Also, he would be in real actual immediate medical danger if he tried that shit as an elite athlete. If you’re burning 5k+ calories a day and you’re trying to skip a meal??? You will end up in the hospital

[boginyagroz]

shane comes home early and beelines straight into the living room, where ilya is lounging on the couch, watching something on tv. before he even knows it, shane’s there, dropping to his knees in front of ilya.

“shane?” ilya barely manages to ask, but he’s cut off by his own moan when shane unceremoniously pulls down his sweats and gets his mouth on ilya’s dick.

it’s the fastest blowjob in both of their lives — ilya comes pretty quickly, mostly because shane just goes ham on it, sucking his husband off like he knows it’s his last day on earth. ilya is still a bit dazed when shane pulls away, lips slick and glistening, and climbs into ilya’s lap. ilya’s hands loosely rest on shane’s hips, barely latched, since his soul was literally just sucked straight out through his dick. but shane is still trying to grind down on him, his swollen lips kneading and biting up and down ilya’s throat.

“shane, lyubov moya,” ilya tries, gently prying shane’s face away from his neck. “i love this, i love the energy, but can you please say what the fuck is going on?”

shane frowns when he gets pulled away, but ilya can see that his eyes are filled with something close to… fear?

“i read something,” shane whispers, like it’s a horrible secret. “on the internet. they said… ilya, i need you to promise me it’s not true.”

“i don’t even know what,” ilya says, smiling a bit in an attempt to soothe his husband. “if they said you have sexiest husband, sorry, cannot deny.”

“no, ilya.” shane groans, his thighs squeezing tighter around ilya’s hips. “they said… jesus fuck. they said you’d be happy to retire and become my wag.”

ilya’s eyes grow twice as wide, eyebrows shooting up. “what? what kind of idiot said that?”

“i don’t know, just… people.” shane waves a hand around. “they said that you’d be happy to retire right now, stay at home to raise our children — which we don’t even have, by the way — and…” shane gulps. “…and cheer for me at my games.”

ilya can’t help a startled laugh at the image that immediately appears in his mind. it’s absurd, to say the least. he shakes his head.

“not happening,” he says, rubbing slow, firm circles into shane’s hips that he’s still trying to grind into ilya’s lap. “how can i leave you alone on ice, hollander? you will regress to rookie, and mlh will become beer league.”

shane pushes at his chest. he’s not smiling at this as ilya hoped he would be. “exactly. i can’t do this without you, ilya. i’m serious. fuck children. fuck retirement. none of this wag bullshit, okay?”

ilya grins up at him. “wouldn’t dream of it. shane, the only way i’m leaving ice before you is dead.”

“i’ll find one of those sketchy witches and resurrect you then,” shane says, and his lips, still shiny with spit from the blowjob, stretch in a smile at last.

[comingatthecottage]

whenever i get nervous about season 2 i try to remind myself that the worst part of the long game is that they don't even seem to like each other and that there is literally no way that connor's ilya and hudson's shane won't be radiating love for each other every single second no matter how bleak things get

[lavenderprose]

Like I just knooooow people are tired of them. Everyone knows without being told that they are having freak sex CONSTANTLY and that they are so in love about it. Like how does it feel to be together for twelve years married for one and you are STILL knocking the walls down every night. Everyone said it HAS to stop at some point and they are WRONG. Second season on the Cens Shane is still coming in routinely with bite marks on the BACK OF HIS SHOULDER and there is only one mathematical explanation for how they got there. Like ohhhh my name is Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov and the only thing I do is win Stanley Cups and have hot freaky athletic people sex with a man who would kill and die for me and I make MILLIONS OF MONEYS while doing it. I know people hate them.

[shami1412]

Not Ilya treating Shane's thigh like it's the most precious thing in the world

[i-am-hollanova-down]

reading fanfics isnt enough i need to squish shane hollander between two pieces of bread and eat him

[mojoscircus]

Ilya is an “ask for forgiveness, not permission” kind of person, while Shane is an “ask for permission, not forgiveness” type. And this is why they struggle to communicate a lot of the time.

[human--rivalry]

8 gut type need for autonomy vs 6 mental type need for guidance

[human--rivalry]

Y’all we’re gonna watch them get fuckin married right on our TVs and it’s going to be so beautiful and I’m going to sob about it

[human--rivalry]

I think Shane is always low-grade exhausted because it’s actually a lot to manage being constantly physically active and pushing yourself and also having to manage your neurodivergent brain which by default uses more energy than the average person for basic tasks. So when he retires he suddenly has a bunch of energy and actually feels better than he has in a long time