Hi, I am complete trash.

pan | female pronouns | I'm a dog mom and I think that's the most important thing about me

[spongehole]

This is what heterosexual families look like in animation

[fugglesbyebye-deactivated201902]

[iaintkissingnofrog]

[dberl]

[jmccurdybrazil-deactivated20190]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

thesedrugsthatkeepmehigh:

reblogging this because spencer was the best thing that ever happened to this show

[tibby]

also yeah the best feature tumblr has (or lacks, i guess) is the inability to see other people’s follower count. not knowing how many followers anyone has makes this site more fun it’s easier to pretend we’re all just like, hanging out in a cave together.

[ricealphabet-deactivated2019041]

Gluten free bread label: GF Bread

me: girlfriend bread…

[milesgmorales-archive]

#dedicated to the gram

bonus, the result:

[memecage]

WW2 SIREN

[aleksandrsokolovichromanov]

British Sirens warning of an impending Luftwaffe raid during the blitz, c. 1941

[jaurnnn]

ring the alarm! i been through this too long! but i’ll be DAMNED if i see another chick on your arm!

[kaijutegu]

please, I am begging you, PLEASE look at this extremely good image my friend just texted me

[art--felt]

I remember first learning that you can cry from any emotion, that emotions are chemical levels in your brain and your body is constantly trying to maintain equilibrium. so if one emotion sky rockets, that chemical becomes flagged and signals the tear duct to open as an exit to release that emotion packaged neatly within a tear. Everything made sense after learning that. That sudden stability of your emotions after crying. How crying is often accompanied by the inability to feel any other emotion in that precise moment. And it is especially beautiful knowing that it is even possible to experience so much beauty or love or happiness that your body literally can’t hold on to all of it. So what I’ve learned is that crying signifies that you are feeling as much as humanely possible and that is living to the fullest extent. So keep feeling and cry often and as much as needed

[wishyroses]

SHIT WHAT

[teal-deer]

Also let yourself cry. It really is a biochemical release valve to dump out all the chemicals that make you feel stuff.

I honestly think one reason men in western culture have so many problems is that we don’t let them cry, and literally their brains get stuffed with all this crap that doesn’t have a release valve. Men, please cry. You’ll feel better. It’s ok. You are not lesser for taking care of your health.

[freewillandphysics]

This is why tears from different emotions look different under an electron microscope. They’re literally made up of different things. 

Happy tears are structurally different than sad tears than angry tears than overwhelmed tears etc.

[samthe-onion-nigga]

I looked it up, cuz that tidbit was dope to me and..

[skyakafreckles]

Never would have known

[lemonlyman-dot-com]

Ah yes, the emotions: grief, change, onion, humor

[zagreus]

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

[doctress]

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

[zagreus]

i’m going to shatter you like glass

[iraffiruse]

[misamo]

most graceful archery in history

[mars-alkaid-deactivated20180211]

she’s beauty 👏 she’s grace 👏 she’ll shoot you in the face👏

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

Where is her million dollar shampoo endorsement deal

[fuckwhoyoucamewith]

it’s never too late to start again. 5pm on a thursday can be your new monday. you don’t have to wait until the new year to better yourself. time is an illusion, don’t forget that. just because you woke up at 1pm, it doesn’t mean you messed your whole day up and that you can’t turn the mood around. it’s never too late to start again!!!!!

[minigenos]

Would you accept this round warm girl into your life?

[neomushi]

yes

[officialunitedstates]

“My heart… is broken,” he declares, slowly turning away.

“I can fix it,” she answers solemnly.  But she can’t.  She dropped out of medical school the day before they learned how to fix hearts.

[insomniac-arrest]

controversial opinion

the sixth love language is ‘similar meme literacy’

[tinycatmouth]

[unclefather]

[saber-chan]

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

[jump-spark]

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life