Humanwutshercape

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via pixelfreckles)

[flowerinaflame]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me apologizing: .. – / … — .-. .-. -.–

them: whats that?

me: remorse code

them: im even angrier at u now

[fadeintocase]

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

[cairgnorm]

[robotmystic]

dad?

[grawly]

answer his question

[breadwinnnerz]

[blvck-mermaid]

Maybe if I reblog it it will become the truth 

[thesavingera]

i reblog this everytime

[note-a-bear]

This is the magic a$ap, if you don’t reblog it this will be the first year you’re broke

[beben-eleben]

Best Pregnancy Announcements Ever

[kingjaffejoffer]

i dont get the one with two bags of ice

[thelittleliestold]

Ice ice baby

[thatsthat24]

That Luigi baby is coming in the year 2814, so Mario’s gonna have to wait awhile.

[whoisahmad-blog]

[hoodaffairs]

VISA BEFORE LISA

[a-shadyqueeen]

Bank before Frank

[kryptonians]

more money before your honey

[kingjaffejoffer]

Cash before Ass

[4niya]

Getting paid before getting laid

[insertepithethere]

Bread before head

[ayoaprell]

Benjamins before feelings

[raeebaee14-blog]

This is the best post on tumblr.

[onepunchmami]

check before neck

[theemperorrises]

Direct Deposit before erect in closets

[theryanproject]

W2 before Boo. 

[firstoffletmesayi]

Bucks before fucks

[melaninhoe-deactivated20180111]

Guwap before sloppy top

[getfromoverherebitch]

Funds before Buns

[boulevard-of-june-30th-deactiva]

Sending checks before swinging necks

[joygucci-deactivated20160123]

Who hurt ya’ll

[mvcsvi-deactivated20170807]

lmfao! ^

[oneoakdutch]

lmfaaoooooo. “check before neck”

[misssgia-deactivated20170801]

OMG! 😂

[fuckurapproval]

MasterCard before u get me Hard

[labellabrianna-deactivated20250]

Gettin dough before a hoe

[shawnthreetimes]

Gimme the loot before I stroke the coont

[gifbro]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Rude. [video]

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my god

[rainbowbarnacle]

OH NOOOOOO

[lizardlicks]

get wrecked, chippunk.

[dreams-squared]

is it animal abuse if you are enabling animals abuse eachother

[foxafterhours]

[dreams-squared]

too wild thats a hard limit right there

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

[ranawaytotelltheworld]

[elodieunderglass]

oh. ohhhhhhhhh. oh nooooooooooooooo

[dr-dendritic-trees]

[A mom and baby otter are floating together. The baby otter is sleeping on his mom’s tummy so he’s still all dry and fluffy.  She keeps giving him little otter kisses.]

[dingus-the-hedgehog]

My favorite haiku that doesn’t really qualify as a haiku but I still like to call it a haiku

[the-blackjay]

It’s totally a haiku 

[thegreatweissshark]

It’s a haiku.

5, 7, 5

[beachdeath]

[emtmercy]

ICONIC

[jookitty-deactivated20171018]

George is savage and its one of my favourite scenes 

[aspiringtrophyhusband]

Fuck

[surprisebitch]

honestly one of the greatest episodes in television history

[venusianhag]

my eyes have been streaming blood since i saw this quote last night

[tami-taylors-hair]

Imagine saying this without a hint of irony. Imagine being that dense and evil.

[bullee]