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tg:m - the navy's biggest HR crisis since '86
i am here today to write an extremely unorganised, chaotic thesis in which i argue that tg:m is an operational nightmare and crisis of middle management. please. this is deserving of at least one note on tumblr dot com. have pity on me. i have worked in corporate for so long and this is what i have to show for it.
the legacy employee protected by upper management
it does not take a genius to work out that maverick is the most liability-prone, chaotic and insubordinate employee. not only is he disobeying direct orders, crashing billion dollar equipment and breaking the hard deck, he's also got enduring and seemingly unresolvable beef with at least one junior employee that he's supposed to be supervising. more than one person is actively trying to fire him at any given time, however, due to protection from upper management, he is literally impossible to terminate. it wouldn't be a stretch to say he is creating immense liability for the US navy at all times. my hat goes off to him.
2. the entire plot revolves around employee performance management, and no one is doing it well
imagine if The Mission was a job advertisement. you've got a fast-paced environment (chaotic, rushed timelines) where you have to hit the ground running (insufficient preparation, you need to know everything immediately if not sooner). you will be required to wear multiple hats (in the case of cyclone this means managing maverick - a full time job - AND the entirety of the mission. in the case of everyone else, this means trying to learn while rooster insists on fighting with the instructor at every given moment), with flexible bandwith (again, you must take on the emotional toll of an ongoing hr crisis while trying to perform a deadly task). this team must meet strict operational targets under a very tight timeline AND the girls are fighting. wow.
3. the reassignment of problematic employees
back to maverick. you've got upper management forcing him into a specialised learning and development role which he is not super enthusiastic about, nor does he have extensive training in. you now have a liability prone employee (in some respects. pls. i know maverick is MAVERICK. i'm just saying...from a middle management perspective) mentoring overconfident junior employees. what could go wrong?
4. middle management is completely disempowered
cyclone is carrying almost 100% of the operational risk for the expected deliverable. he's literally in charge. he has a duty of care. he's SUPPOSED to call the shots. but at every turn!!! even IN THE MISSION ITSELF!!!! nobody listens to him (lmao). in this respect, middle management is completely disempowered by corporate machinations. every time cyclone goes to enforce a standard or try to effectively terminate maverick for gross insubordination, he is somehow foiled. surprised he didn't write up a PIP and call it a day.
5. hr crisis management as a necessary function of maverick's responsibilities
i dare say at every stage (onboarding, relationship management, deliverable), maverick is an HR disaster. to his credit, he does attempt structured training and shows flexibility in team building, but he also creates a hostile work environment and evidently (albeit mostly unintentionally) triggers distress in his junior employee (rooster). this is also displayed when rooster follows his advice (don't think, just do) and is rewarded with physical pushback (im JOKING).
6. poor attempts at change management
i just think they could have done the whole "maverick is gone these are your new mission parameters" a little smoother, AND the "oh wait, he's actually your team leader now" a little better. i wouldn't blame the daggers for being severely confused. once again, this does undermine middle management in front of the entire junior workforce, however i gotta lay the blame at beau's feet for this one.
anyway guys!!!! i hope you enjoyed my synopsis of tg:m - navy propoganda or hr crisis? you be the judge!
(PS. DON'T THINK THIS IS A MAVERICK HATE POST IM JUST BEING SILLY PLS)
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Dear writers of historical/fantasy fiction
Please imagine me gently holding your hands, I am not reprimanding you, I say this with nothing but love and respect, but
If you give a character with no access to antibiotics a wound infection, they are going to die.
If a character is delirious with fever, they are going to die.
If a character sleeps and won't wake up or is unconscious for an extended amount of time, they are going to die.
Things you could do to the Character instead:
Make them lose a substantial amount of blood. For reference: For an adult human, about 8% of their body weight is blood. They can lose around 10% of that without much trouble, 20% will cause serious symptoms, more than 50-60% is generally incompatible with life. These numbers are estimations. The slower this blood loss, the better the body can compensate for it. Losing a significant amount of blood will affect the character's consciousness and take days or weeks to recover from.
Fever and malaise. Injuries are stressful. Inflammation is a natural response to that. Destroyed cells release proteins which can cause moderate fever (too much of that can cause kidney failure which is why excessive beatings can kill people, even when they don't initially sustain any life-threatening injuries). The character will be in pain, they'll feel like shit, they'll need plenty of rest and tender caretaking without their limb rotting off.
If you have to infect them, give them an abscess. That way, the pus and bacteria are walled off and can be drained out (by cutting the abscess open), with lower risk of it getting into the blood stream. It's also risky but much more survivable than phlegmone (diffuse infection of soft tissue).
Drugs. Just drug 'em. Ye Olde Opium/Laudanum will put them in a scarily deep sleep while Love Interest can sit there and hold vigil. Now this might also kill them so use with caution.
PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS WRITING ADVICE NOT MEDICAL ADVICE
Oh no! The Character has an ouchie! And they can't go to urgent care to have it looked at because that's not invented yet! Whatever shall we do!!!
Keep. It. Clean. Carefully and gently clean out gross stuff and things that do not belong in there, do not introduce foreign matter, and keep that wound covered.
The body will support Caretaker in this. Exudation is a natural defense mechanism to flush out germs and other dirt. Normal exudate is clear, with a slight yellow tinge, and almost odorless (wounds do have a characteristic smell, but they don't stink). Excessive exudate can form crusts around the wound, those should be cleaned away. Boiled water or saline solution is probably the safest bet for wound irrigation. Gentle mechanical cleaning (wiping with wet cloth) is appropriate.
Wounds want to be kept moist. Ointment can help with that, and also prevent the bandage from sticking to the wound. For a premodern setting, lard (rendered pig fat) is probably not a terrible option. It contains almost no water or sugar, so doesn't grow mold, and the grease prevents the tissue from drying out. Still, Caretaker will probably want to soak that bandage before they remove it.
The bandage should be clean linen. Not wool. If Caretaker has to rip up their clothes for bandages, at least use the undergarment, and the parts of it that are less dirty (sleeves).
A cavernous wound (ie from a drained abscess) might need to be tamponaded, that is, lined with a strip of wet cloth, to keep it open and help with drainage.
Various herbs, honey, spices, etc, have historically all been used to promote healing, some more successfully than others. However, everything is potentially contaminated with germs and fungal spores. Putting mashed plant matter that hasn't been otherwise treated into wounds is always a gamble.
Disinfection is a possibility, but an effective disinfectant will also damage healthy tissue. If Character has their wound bathed with wine or spirits every time the bandage is changed, that wound will become necrotic.
Stitches are likewise a double-edged sword. Pulling the edges of a deep wound together will make it heal quicker and more smoothly, but it also retains exudate in a warm, anaerobic environment, which makes an ideal growing environment for nasty bacteria. Balance risk and reward appropriately.
Some additional thoughts:
Medicine has taken unimaginable leaps during the last ~150 years. Things that would have been a death sentence to our ancestors are barely more than a nuisance to us. As a result, we have a fundamentally different attitude towards treatments, especially invasive treatments. We do surgeries as precaution or to restore optimal function, where in the past, surgery was often a last resort. It was very risky, and ran a good chance of killing the patient, so it would only be done if they would die anyway.
That doesn't mean doctors and surgeons of the past were helpless, there are a lot of amazing and very sophisticated treatments, that are older than you'd think. For as long as we have been human we have tried to heal each other, and were often successful.
Just because we know humoral pathology is wrong doesn't mean it's stupid. It's based on very solid observations of health and the human body. It was the accepted theory for a long time. It makes no sense for a doctor in that setting to reject it.
The human body is at once more resilient and more fragile than most people think. Humans can walk off devastating injuries, a lot of things will sort themselves out. However, once a tipping point is reached and the body can no longer compensate for whatever is going wrong, there's no turning that process around. This is why systemic infections are so dangerous: Bacteria/toxins overwhelm the immune system, everything is poisoned, multiple organ failure, death. It's very difficult to come back from that, even today.
THIS IS WRITING ADVICE, NOT MEDICAL ADVICE. In real life, there's no benevolent writer that makes sure you get the best possible outcome. Real illnesses don't care how relevant you are to the plot. Have that looked at by a professional.
More historical information:
Prior to the 19th century, the Western world had no reliable anesthesia. Alcohol was used & was far from great. If I remember correctly, Abigail Adams underwent one surgery & died rather than going through a second.
If you want some historical medicine texts, look for the following historical authors:
Galen (3rd Century Greek) who wrote on humoral theory.
Hildegard of Bingjn — high medieval German nun who wrote about medicine and other things
Trotula — a collection of three 12th century texts on women’s health
For non-European ideas, consider Tan Yunxian’s “Sayings of a Female Doctor” from the Ming Dynasty for Chinese practices. For India, Ayurveda is still practiced though I would encourage spending time diving into how it may have changed over time.
I don’t have a lot of time tonight, but I have copies of Hildegard’s medical text, as well as Trotula if anyone is looking for something particular.
The interesting thing about Humoral theory, Chinese traditional medicine, and Ayurveda is that they all looked at disease as being caused by a bodily imbalance. All three believed that foods could cause or relieve these imbalances. I don’t wish to overly conflate them — they all are distinct. However if you’re creating a low-science fantasy world, food should be part of how health & healing is approached.
In the Renaissance, there was the rise of miasma theory— that “bad air” caused disease. This carried through to the early 20th century in opposition to germ theory. There are some traditional ideas of health that still believe that fans or air conditioning are bad for your health, especially at night.
(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling
If your character has a chronic illness or chronic pain please understand that they have already made peace with a version of their life that other people would find unbearable. They are not constantly in crisis. They have adapted. They have systems. They know their body in a way healthy people never have to. They are also exhausted in a way that doesn't show and angry sometimes in a way they feel they're not allowed to be. Write that competence and that exhaustion together. Both are true at the same time.
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happy 67th anniversary to hal jordan's first debut appearance
Do you think he had a booster seat in that jet
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Top Gun Silliness
hes ur “emotional support blorbo”??? girl he cant even emotionally support Himself
Not ‘support’ as in ‘supportive’, ‘support’ as in ‘load-bearing’.
#oh he supports plenty of loads all right
#yall read ‘emotional support x’ and think ‘emotionally supportive’? #girl they’re a *stress ball* not a fukin therapist 😂 [X]
Tags from @goddamnshinyrock:
#whenever I see a character described as a stress ball#I think of that time my childhood dog caught one of the baby chicks#and instead of eating it she held it in her mouth and applied juuust enough pressure to make it peep#and then would ease off and do it again#until we extracted the (damp and traumatized) chick#that is what I am doing with my blorbos#squeeze until PEEP!
oh no
Hilarious mental image tho
That is EXACTLY what I’m doing too :)
There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white
”How can you ship them because of an argument scene?”
HOW CAN YOU NOT???
Whenever one is speaking, the other is ALWAYS glancing at their opponent’s lips and thinking “God, he’s kinda sexy when he’s angry…”
Man i hope im not mischaracterizing or flanderizing the character....
>looks inside source material again
>they are exactly like that
>sometimes even more like that than i remembered
>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’
>look inside
>forefather of that genre
watching a scene with a fav character can be so humiliating sometimes. like yes i'm watching this scene with this character because i want to see the character. yes i've paused it multiple times because i got too excited. before the character fully entered the screen even. guhhhh
ah. a nuanced story that allows for imperfect victims and portrays the confusing and contradictory nature of being human – particularly in a context that explores abuse, harassment and trauma. i wonder what people on the internet make of it... oh. oh no. oh no no no no no