Call Me Classy

[fishmotif]

imo the most iconic gayle moment is that one where she electrocutes herself using a dog collar to bake an apple pie with the edge of seventeen by fleetwood mac playing in the background 

[nitwit-villager]

If anything involving ravines happens to me again in quitting mineblr.

[denialbot]

[glumshoe]

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

[glumshoe]

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

[norrington-hell]

[snapscube]

A summary of last night’s stream with @paperboxhouse​

[starlightshoe]

mim. *hearty laugh* sos. kay, now let me-HOW AM I GONNA GET MIM WHEN I ONLY HAVE A BUCKAYEYUP? well you gotta SUCC and you gotta SUCC ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ SUCC  ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ seis. I CAN’T SEIS, I’M DWITCH. not with that attitude you 𝖇𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖚𝖗 𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖗𝖋. [break for chuckling]       DON’T YOU CALL ME A FRrᵣ rᵣʳᵣᵣ ₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃᵃₐ ᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵧʸᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸᵧ ᵧ ᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸ I’M SWIS. you better. FUF. and then, you better BRRROOB, cause if you don’t BROOB, you’re NOTHING but a NOTHING and then the NOTHING becomes a NOTHING and then you’re NOTHING as a 𝓙𝓞𝓙 and then you’re NOTHING 𝓢𝓞𝓢 and then you think you’re thatthe top and you’re the Bottom and you’re a 𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚘𝚖 and youRearAvoovavoovavsusadSON. shis. I’ve been epIC, pa-

[hashtagyorlosalfie]

I… I legitimately can’t tell, did someone do sentence mixing on this clip or are they just somehow doing the most dead-on impression of sentence-mixing shitposting to ever be captured on audio?

[possqueen]

they are actually doing dead on impressions of YTP mixing and they did this for like a solid hour

[arcadegannons]

[somecutething]

Break it up! Break it up!! Why can’t we just be happy!

[catchymemes]

The Collection

[somecutething]

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

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[pochowek]

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sstudyblr]

not risking it

[ghobsmacka]

this shit better be good

[zonerz]

10 year old me: WOW! 17 year old me is gonna be so successful and cool! And so independent and grown-up! Im so proud

17 year old me, playing Minecraft Story Mode until 1 AM for the 2nd night in a row: HA,,,,,,, Block man angery,,

[just-shower-thoughts]

Jehovah’s Witnesses are the pop-up ads of people.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[lord-tengen]

I prefer the term Plague Enthusiasts

[taliabobalia]

[mrs-420-deactivated20170604]

New favorite tumblr post of all time.

[obishus-deactivated20200520]

This post has made me so happy.

[pizzaotter]

A M A Z I N G

[slimetony]

Thought I saw a shooting star but the neighbors above me are flicking cigarette butts out the window

[puciboi-deactivated20201125]

what halsey song is this

[section8babe]

everybody been actin funny lately but its ok cuz im bouta act hilarious lmao

[wifedad]

Why is this vaguely threatening

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

This is better than any found footage horror film ever made

[like-10-bees]

I love :

1. How you can hear them all trying not to laugh

2. The shear amount of friends he had to get together to make this

3. The one who goes “you want a cripe sanberry?”