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every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game
does singing in the shower count as art
does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers
does writing fanfiction count as art
don't make me say the mummy thing again
The thing about ghost is he hardly eats food he likes, so when he does he eats all of it.
"Does....does he always do this?" You ask gaz, your boyfriend, while staring in awe at simon. You vaguely knew stuff about him, kyle has been talking about simon for weeks, after all.
You just...didn't realize exactly how much he loved food from what gaz had told you.
"Babe....he's gonna choke..." you frown at Kyle's delighted expression, glancing back to watch ghost scarf down the steak you had cooked. Fucker ate it in three bites.
"You should see him eat ratpacks." Kyle jokes, though he's smiling so hard his cheeks dimple. It's cute how excited he is to have a friend over.
"Yeah, i—!" You freeze when you look back at ghost fucking licking the plate clean.
Both hands holding the ceramic up to his face, running his tongue along the inner divet, chasing after that delicious sauce from the steak and the little grains of rice. You gape at him, face heating in embarrassment because no one's ever done that for your mediocre cooking.
When ghost emerges, he looks completely unashamed before fixing his eyes on kyles plate.
"Oh– kyle i think–" you try, only for ghost to practically vault the table to make a grab for gazs plate.
Somehow, watching both of them fight over a plate of food you could easily make more of just feels...right. like home, maybe?
Until gaz nearly knocks over one of your plants and suddenly you're dragging them both back to the table by the ears.
Mmmmmm….. knight!Simon who fell in love with whore!reader and promised he’d return when he had earned enough to buy her freedom and take her as his wife. He disappears, and you hear rumors of his capture, that he has almost certainly died. You weep for him— of course those romantic dreams were too good to be true.
Only for a knight in dark armor to approach your brothel on horseback, a skull plate welded to his helm, a sword with blood still flaking from its pommel at his hip. The madame has you all lined up, smacking those who dare to tremble in front of an honored guest with her riding crop. A bag of gold, far more than the price for a single night, gets tossed on the counter as a hand gauntleted in black steel points at you.
“Sir, this is more tha—“
“Not ‘ere to stay the night. Oi’m takin’ that one with me.”
No one: Tumblr gif makers: *downloads a 70GB video file just to make one gifset of some blorbo that’ll only get 120 notes*
i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.
like the usual arguments are "not everyone can afford video games or have the software to pirate" or "you can be a fan of a game's story, but not it's gameplay" but also some people just have more fun watching other people be really good at starcraft or speedrun super mario 64, i don't think that's a particularly out of the box way to engage with the medium.
Project Hail Mary dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller | 2026
On the line
Please be critical of what videos you see now. Even cute animal ones. Does the animal move kind of weirdly? Is the fur a little too smooth looking? Do all of the non dog animals make actions eerily similar to how a dog would do a trick, because that's what AI has the most visual training on replicating? Its movements a bit too quick and perfectly timed? Watch out. They're infecting collections of animal videos everywhere.
It is legitimately sickening.
An example of what kind of a thing you need to look out for. This is not how a possum plays dead. This is how a DOG plays dead to make you laugh and get a treat. Because when you tell an AI to have it play dead its got thousands of dog trick videos to reference and very few possum ones in contrast. So its going to look like a dog. When a possum plays dead it actually looks.. yknow. Dead. It goes utterly limp and most of the time in my experience their mouth is open somewhat. They go utterly still, don't move at all. Even if you pick em up and nudge em around a bit they’ll usually be stiff as a board. There's videos you can find of people interacting with real possums when they’re playing dead and its incredibly different from the dog drop and roll we see here. It also almost immediately stops playing dead to wander away. Something a real possum most certainly wouldn't do. AI slop thrives off using these lower quality cam video styles to trick you. I've seen countless 'Security camera' footage of AI bullshit now and its got its tells but if you're not looking you can easily be deceived. Watch out. Do your part. Call it out. Make them ashamed. Pollution on the internet like this shouldnt be tolerated. Especially when its actively trying to lie to you. None of these have ever been labelled as AI because they're actively trying to sneak into your life.
learning that 5 minute crafts is a russian mafia operation wasn't on my 2026 bingo card but also doesn't really surprise me
i beg your pardon?!
i also? beg your pardon?
Fuck marry kill: Harley Keener, JJJ, the spider that bit you
keener istg get off anon immediately
i was rereading some of your omegaverse stuff, specifically the one w omega!reader having the nesting instincts of a rock and i feel that would also apply to ghost. maybe he likes making his nests in “hidden” areas like closets but then his actual nest is like. a blanket bunched up in the corner
Omega!ghost may genuinely have the worst nesting instincts of any omega you've met.
Oftentimes, when you and him are crawling through enemy territory, he'll offhandedly point at some place and say "perfect spot fo' a nest, sergeant."
Without fail, these "perfect spots" are random ass concrete stairs, a fallen and rotted tree, or on one occasion the inside of an industrial meat processing cooler. It all sets a pretty weird picture for what his actual nest is.
Still, nothing could have prepared you for the day he took you to his apartment.
Ghost has a bed, with a single blanket and pillow, but it smells of laundry detergent and dust. Definitely not a nest. No, the actual nest you find later in the night while searching for a spare blanket because christ his apartment is cold.
That's when you see it, the smell of a distinctly happy omega removes all doubt that this is the nest.
Two knives and a rifle. Just. Sitting on the floor of the closet.
You try to imagine ghost squeezing in, he'd have to tuck his feet a bit but it could work. More notably, this is one of the few times you've smelled his scent truly happy without any notes of anxiety.
You grab the blanket and pointedly don't comment on the nest.
i’m gently cupping every woman’s face when I say this: there are things far worse than being single at any age
do not let your loneliness convince you that indifference or someone who is constantly hot + cold is better than being alone. being misunderstood or unappreciated is a loneliness of its own
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when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil
