Here For The Vibes

✨Hello! Just your local chaos gremlin. Twenty one year old girly pop figuring out life. Please hang out.✨

[fizzytrashcan]

[sunshine-gremlin]

What if you picked up a book you knew would address certain traumatic events, events not unique to you but instead near universal, and then on pages 239, 243, and 245, the author very quietly and without warning looked into your eyes and into your soul and addressed certain trumatic events that actually felt incredibly specific

[hyacinthbiter]

I felt entirely too seen. A deep fear whispered back to me. Very uncanny valley -esque type of feeling tbh.

[hyacinthbiter]

A Comprehensive List of Fun/Previously UnKnown Words and their Definitions that I have Encountered Today

philalethe : lover of the truth

codicil : a supplement or appendix, an addition or explanation of something (most commonly a will)

erinaceous : of the hedgehog family

obstreperous : resisting control or restraint in a difficult manner

obdurate : unmoved by persuasion, pity, or tender feelings; stubborn; unyielding

ubiquitous : existing or being everywhere, especially at the same time; omnipresent

crypotype : a linguistics concept that defines a niche grammatical category or association that is unconsciously present

rabbinical : of or relating to rabbis and their teachings

gestalt shift : an involuntary perceptual jump from one shape or form or pattern to another

holism effect : a philosophical concept that suggests that things need to be looked at as a whole and not just in little parts

myopic : unable or unwilling to act prudently; short sighted; narrow minded

stratum : as used in linguistics, a major subdivision of linguistic structure

verbophiles : one who has a love for words and/or word play

interlard : to diversify by adding or interjecting something unique, striking, or contrasting; to mix

lard : (as a verb) to supplement or enrich with something for improvement or ornamentation

salient : prominent or conspicuous; projecting or pointing outward; leaping or jumping; (of a beast) represented as leaping

nudnik : a persistently dull, boring pest

dullards : stupid insensitive people

fillip : an act or instance of striking something with the nail of a finger snapped from the end of a thumb; a smart tap or stroke; anything that tends to rouse, excite, or revive; a stimulus

aspectual : of, relating to, or producing a particular aspect or aspects (often used in reference to grammer or grammatical terms)

gibber : to speak inarticulately or meaninglessly

agglomerate : to collect or gather into a clump or mass

garrote : strangulation or throttling, especially in the course of a robbery

extirpate : to remove or destroy totally; to pull up from the roots

exculpate : to clear from a charge of guilt or fault; free from blame

laggards : persons or things that lag; lingerers; loiterers; negative connotation

deadborn : similar to stillborn, used figuratively

craw : the crop of a bird or insect

couched : express in a particular way

vicissitude : the quality or state of being changeable, having the ability to mutate

ferretted : searched out, discovered, or was bought to light; continually tormented or worried

demarcating : the act of setting, defining, or marking the boundaries and limits of something

prolix: extended to great, unnecessary, or tedious length; long and wordy

morphemes : fundamental elements or pieces of words

silicon : a naturally occurring element used in human biology, medical technology, and as a theoretical basis for alien life as used in the bit "human, silicon, and alien"

gradations : any processes or changes taking place through a series of stages, by degrees, or in a gradual manner

happyologist : a social scientist, researcher, or practitioner who studies happiness and helps individuals improve their well-being

lackadaisical : without interest, vigor, or determination; halfhearted; listless

[agoraphobe]

[hyacinthbiter]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

This is probably my favorite dramione one shot. It’s my guilty pleasure, and I know I’m basic but I love omegaverse.

Am I projecting my inability to let others care about me onto Hermione? Yeah probably but also… idk just read it and don’t think too deeply into what my love of it says about me.

[hyacinthbiter]

I have so much trouble at funerals for older women, as a musician I’m involved in a shocking amount of funerals. And what pisses me off is how often all anyone wants to talk about is the quality of the food their grandmother made and how tidy they kept their house.

Is that all women, older or otherwise, are supposed to be good for?

At the end of my life, am I to be remembered for the quality of my cookies and how often I dusted?

What about her dreams? How did she view others? What did she accomplish?

I want to scream every time.

[jareckiworld]

Francine Van Hove (1942-2025) — The Sphinxes and the Dictionary [oil on canvas, 1985]

[slfcare]

when you keep yourself small all the time (swallowing the words you want to say, seeing everybody else as though they’re automatically above you, downplaying your feelings and achievements), the entire world will constantly be looming over you. that’s not the way to live your life. you’re supposed to be experiencing it, not be subjected to it. (this is your sign to take up more space)

[hyacinthbiter]

JOY IS NOT MEANT TO BE A CRUMB

[gatheringbones]

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

[quasarkisses]

i needed this as a background

[spectrexviiii]

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[bedupolker]

HWBL - beach boy

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

CDDQ - corpse

[hyacinthbiter]

I am in fact The Swamp Woman

[disgustinggf]

[hyacinthbiter]

Might I add for the people: my pile of “important papers” used to be jumbled in a vague stack underneath my dresser but NO LONGER!!! They are organized! In a $7 accordion file folder! With labels! I know where things are! I feel like an adult! Next order of business: taxes. And folding laundry AS WELL AS putting it away. Onwards.

[runawaymarbles]

I know you wanted me away But I am called to be the first Pope from the USA I heard that there's a special place where God talks directly to me every time I pray

I'm having holy dreams, of ruling the Holy See Hear Santa Monica, her son is calling me Won't make the bishops proud, the USCCB Will see their bro in Christ, I know they're gonna scream

"God, what will you do? You once were our boy, then you went to Peru," oh Fathers I'm on the balcony In my vestments, they elected me as the

[runawaymarbles]

I'm pontificating as the

I'll be treading closer to the

✨ OLD STATUS QUO ✨

But bigots will keep calling me the

[runawaymarbles]

I rise, as Leo, 10 and 4 Saying that the Church should help the migrants and the poor They ask, my feelings on baseball And wonder if I like the gays "a bit" or "not at all"

I live my holy dreams, in Vatican City 'Bye Santa Monica degli Agostin'ani I preach the basic core of Christianity It makes hypocrites mad, I know they're gonna scream

"God, what have you done? He's left of center, an' he's your new Number One," oh brothers The Father and Son Told me they think that you, are stupid and dumb. You call me

Go ahead keep tweeting I'm a

Maybe I'll slide down a righteous

✨Slippery Slope✨

And someday maybe there will be a

[runawaymarbles]

[instrumental solo. ideally the organ.]

Some things, I'd rather leave behind but twitter, SNAP and NBC remind me I hid crime still I, will use this as my chance to ask God for peace on earth, and dunk on JD Vance saying

"Bob, where will you go? I want a Ratzinger, not a Bergoglio." Oh my son The Popemobile is mine I preach the Church doctrine, you sit there and whine that I'm a

Servus Servorum Dei's short for

Do as Jesus bids you, or it's Hell

🔥🐐🔥 like the goats 🔥🐐🔥

'Cause baby, there's no such thing as a

[runawaymarbles]

The first half is going around again so reminding people that it does in fact have a concluding verse #completionism

[fleshst4r]

.

we're not going to make it

we will make it

it'll take too long to rebuild ourselves

we will make it

but what if we don't wake up in the morning

we will make it

i don't see a future with me in it

we will make it

we'll give up long before then

we will make it

im scared

i love you. we will make it

Voting ended onApr 11

[animnightmare]

The votes on this post. Oh. A poem in poll form, interactive art, the fact we can see how the other people reading it felt. im. this is really good.

[hyacinthbiter]

Item: A Crumpled Manual Rarity: ⏶ Common

Do you skip tutorials as fast as you can?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Yes at the start but when I have no idea whats going on I return and then go through it and everything makes a lot more sense then

[hyacinthbiter]

Item: An Enchanted Amulet Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

Who's your favorite video game protagonist?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Vi from Arcane 1000%

[hyacinthbiter]

Item: A Bug Rarity: ⏶ Common

What's your favorite creature from any video game world?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I haven’t played that many video games but I love the soot sprite in The Longing

[furiousfinnstan]

@stvksn on ig

[krillbeans]

I hope your god has asked for your mercy. I hope youve refused to forgive him.

[qillermeme]

i love this more and more every time i see it.

[thiskindoflifeisalliknow]

I have so much love for this person. The amount of empathy it takes to have these considerations about a person you will never meet, the eloquence and conviction with which they speak, the contempt for landlords. Sometimes I see something someone writes or creates and I wish with everything in me that I could meet and talk to that person for hours about what caused them to be this kind of light in the universe. This is one of those times.