Strength

We all have our strengths and weaknesses, the trouble is finding them. Kaz 23

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[the-thread-of-the-infinite]

What about the one with the princess locked in a tower learning to become a wizard? That’s lived in my mind for years and I haven’t seen it in a long time

[death-of-the-endless]

Oh, love that story, adding it to the list: 20. Princess Talia and adding a few more contenders 21. Thyme 22. The Monster under the Bed 23. A Meaningful Death 24. Humans are unstoppable…until they aren’t 25. The Monster under the Fridge 26. Antler Guy 27. Cleric slamming healing spells

[death-of-the-endless]

Adding a few more I remembered:  28. The Frog and the Scorpion 29. HSTHETE 30. The First Witch in the World 31. Imagine that Oceans were replaced by Forests  32. A Faerie taking a Name  33. The Dragon on the Farm  34. Synovus & Menace  35. Raising the Anti-Christ  36. Aliens vs. Flora & Fauna of Earth (pretty sure there are even more additions to the original post but I had this one saved)  37. Doctors without Borders…in Space!  38. The Villain-Wrangler  39. The Last Contact  40. The 100 Parent-Point Children  41. And the Heavens Wept  42. The Night Gentleman  43. The Serpent God and their Priestess 

[knottahooker]

44. No One Showed Up for the Last Storytime

[adamskiiii]

Wow! @writing-prompt-s contributing to like half of these!

[writing-prompt-s]

I can hardly take any credit for these stories! But I love sharing them. Unfortunately I cannot read all the prompt responses so please tag me if you want me to reblog a story that resonated with you so I can give it a little boost :)

[thesadtadpole]

Me when the obviously doomed character doesn't get a happy ending

[dunmertitty]

[thesadtadpole]

Me when the obviously doomed character doesn't get a happy ending

[dunmertitty]

[tsumugiology]

random question:

what was your first exposure to prev and what made you decide to follow them?

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[yeomanslog]

Oh my god i have never seen the picture before

[lonestatus]

first dm to a mutual: you're living the life i've been dreaming of i wish i was just like you do you think it would ever be possible to transfer my consciousness to your mind so we can live together happily like that? i wish i could just live behind your eyes

second dm to a mutual: do you think we can get this thing pregnant if we work together?

[materdefeles]

You know what I love about the dynamic between the Spacefarer, and The Hunter? The fact that he was going all out to kill them, chased them through the entire city, talked so much crap during the fight, but was clearly relieved/intrigued that they finally fought back and won.

If you interact with him in the Viewport, and Akila this man will get carried away talking because you’re walking up to him despite how intimidating he is. He starts his own running joke when he sees you every time after that by saying “hello. Again.” Of course he’s being sarcastic, but despite how funny he finds it you can tell he’s actually enjoying running into you. When he says it at the lodge when he attacks he’s one hundred percent enjoying the realization on your face when he reveals himself based on how hard this mf laughs. Dude has jokes. Also his excited “miss me??” When he jumps into the ship fight with the other Starborn? This guy is lonely no matter how much of a hardass he comes off as.

Now I know he enjoys running into you because he says so himself. In one of the many Alt universes he’s already at the lodge where he tells you he waited for you so you could talk. He tells you “I’m enjoying these little encounters personally” When you team up with him he’s pushing you to do your best throughout the buried temple so you both make it out alive. “Time and space fold!” Pal my spacefarer is behind cover as they’re being shot at silently begging you to fold them ok? Can we please just take care of these Ecliptic mercs and Starborn without the theatrics pretty please. The hallway conversation when you return from the multiverse at the buried temple and you just know that dude is :D under that helmet from the tone of his voice.

He’s probably happy to have someone new to talk to, and share these experiences with that isn’t trying to kill him. I enjoy the dynamic they have, and the possibility it holds. Dudes irredeemable, but my spacefarer is wearing rose tinted glasses.

[tracalopsitte]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[the-marxist-mash]

It even crashes like a car in a ps2 game

[fagenthusiast]

[anxeious]

[microsff]

"I grant you one wish," the magic fish said.

"To eat my mother's pancakes again, just like when I was a child."

"Are you sure?"

"You think it frivolous?"

"No. But to grant it I must send you back to the child you were, with no adult memories."

"Would my life change?"

"You ask that every time."

[newyorkkiss]

girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring smirnoff ice over them (2000)

[2000three]

Mary Magdalene washing Christ's feet

[cazort]

I love how every time I log on, this site attains new levels of heresy. I can't wait to see what is next.

[oneheadtoanother]

[oneheadtoanother]

The number of people responding to this post claiming to be bodhisattvas is hilarious. If you'd resolved your karma you wouldn't be on tumblr.

[averyterrible]

A warlord asked his teacher, a great monk, what he would do in his next lifetime.

“Oh,” he said, “I think I will spend a few lifetimes on Tumblr, most likely.”

The warlord was astonished. “Your merit and virtue are renowned far and wide!” he responded. “Why on earth would you be condemned to Tumblr?”

“If I did not post on Tumblr,” his teacher responded, “who would be your mutual?”

[b0nkcreat]

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

[b0nkcreat]

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

[b0nkcreat]

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

[cytherean-sunset]

[lurkiestvoid]

[willcraftapple11]

[frasohei]

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

[isawken]

getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying “you cant use that here”

[isawken]

i have the ancient sarcophagus and the cuckoo clock. what the fuck else do i need man

[novafigura]