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i present tonight’s foodcrime: Oops I Fucked Up And Now The Sunk Cost Fallacy Has Sunk In aka Garlic Aioli Lemon Cake aka Hear Me Out
Sylvee and bree psychic mischief...
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Fucking fantastic image
I've seen so many of this guy's vids and the only explanation I can muster for their accuracy is that he was raised from birth in a dog kennel
^^^^^ He also does videos where he's members of heaven inventing dogs, and ones where he interviews himself as people who are potential dog owners... so you're right. It has to be the only explanation.
Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!
I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day
The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.
Yeah that checks out.
What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?
Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.
Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.
While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.
Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.
Painter: Aw...
Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔
Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?
Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.
Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.
Candysseia: And where did he come from?
Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.
Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?
Pericles: *hands him papyrus*
Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!
To be clear, the Emperor Constantine looks like Roger Doofenshmirtz.
Also, I agree with everybody who says that Greco-Roman Candace's name should be Candassandra (since nobody believes her warnings).
phineas and ferb heritage post
Hi Apple users, Apple released a fun thing where they take your photos and Siri transcripts and use them to train AI! And they may be automatically turned on without your knowledge, because oh boy they sure were for me!!!!!!!!!!!!
Open the “apps” section in your settings (it’s usually at the very bottom), go to photos and scroll until you see “Enhanced Visual Search” and then turn that shit off. Then go to “Privacy and Security”, scroll until you see “Analytics & Improvements”, and turn off “Improve Siri & Dictation” as well.
I am an artist with hundreds upon hundreds of my artworks in my photo album. I also have plenty of photos with not only my own face, but the faces of my friends and my family. I do not appreciate that being used to train AI without my consent, and I’m pretty sure it’s the same for others too.
I’m so tired of big companies.
All this discourse over who does "painting with light"
Hiroshi Nagai's paintings need sunglasses to look at.
They look like how it feels to walk across a parking lot on a 98° summer day without a speck of shade in sight.
They look like heaven but also like you'd burn your bare feet on the ground.
Even when you can see shade you know it's not enough and the minute you step out you'll be burnt to a crisp like a vampire.
And it's BEAUTIFUL
I'll throw in the wonderful Eizin Suzuki into this ring too, a man whose work just breathes light without actually using dynamic lighting in the usual way. It's no surprise both Nagai and Suzuki are both considered prolific in art pertaining to the city pop genre because they're able to paint these kinds of scenes with a delicate touch.
This feels like I could trip on that radio and fall right into that water, feeling the crystal waves as I drop in.
And this, a nice stroll down a resort strip, where my sunscreened skin could literally feel cooked if I leaned too close to the tiling.
And then a nice stretch of summer street, wherein you could see your face in the flushed red of that car provided it didn't blind you from its sunny reflections.
I don't think I even need to say anything more, Suzuki's a massive influence in how he even places colours so warmly in such unorthodox manner. It's a naturally sunkissed talent~ 🌊
love a song that tells a story
pov you see something alive after being alone for 40 years
can't stop thinking about how hysterical project hail mary would be from rocky's pov when you consider that, by eridian standards, basic human functioning is simultaneously an incredibly hostile and violently perverted body horror fetish nightmare. imagine you make first contact with an alien and it's an apex predator with an obscene number of orifices, made up mostly of toxic substances that it oozes constantly from said orifices, thrives in an unforgivingly cold and suffocating atmosphere, is highly motivated by searching for its next meal + consumes its food publicly in violation of your society's main taboo, and is capable of rapidly transitioning from vulnerable in sleep to alert and in full possession of its faculties at the slightest change in stimuli. grace is in a heartwarming scifi buddy comedy and meanwhile rocky is bonded with and planning on bringing home his species' equivalent of the xenomorph.
POV you're welcoming home your planet's heroic saviours
PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) + trivia
Annual deer post:
If you see a fawn laying down on the ground all alone, leave it alone. It is not lost, it does not need your help, do not pick it up, do not move it.
This behavior evolved to keep deer young safe. The baby is very small, very quiet, and hard for most predators to see. A young fawn cannot keep up with a fleeing mother deer, which is their primary problem-solving strategy. So while the mother goes elsewhere to graze, the fawn stays safe and hidden. The mom will be back.
Leave the fawn alone.
This is always good to pass around this time of year, but I would like to add something for the few of us who might be encountering the moose kind of deer.
Moose are deer, but moose have the opposite strategy. They stay close to their babies, and their primary response for anything getting close to their babies is immediate violent murder. If you do see a baby moose by itself, leave. Leave the baby alone and leave the area, preferably quickly. Momma is at most 30 yards away and has already kicked on the kill bill sirens.
Sometimes I will see a post on youtube about re:zero and get reminded via blunt force trauma that the majority of the re:zero fanbase is in fact not a collective of queers like myself who (correctly) see Re:Zero as a show with a trans female protagonist so deep in the closet that it just at first seems like it's a guy.
Some people genuinely think Natsuki "Dropped out of high-school because he went as a girl for literally no fucking reason and got outed on day 3 which sent him spiralling" Subaru is a totally normal heterosexual man and it baffles me
So! It seems like I underestimated how many people knew about all this!
I originally said this as a funny joke but it turns out! This is genuinely an unknown fact. So let me tell you, Natsuki Subaru is the single biggest egg in all of anime and it's not even close, nor is it subtle.
Other things that has been shown or revealed about Natsuki "Totally Cis" Subaru either mentioned off hand or directly stated by her- I mean, him:
- Natsuki Subaru invented a female persona of himself named Natsumi Schwartz, who is a self confident, flirty female version of himself.
- Said Female Persona is directly stated to be his Idealised Self, this happens in the main story and is not side content, he straight up says that it's everything he wants to be and when he embodies it he feels better about himself.
- On at least three separate occasions in the story, when confronted with a need to disguise himself as someone else, Natsuki Subaru's first instinct has been to immediately dress up as a woman and he will endlessly justify it to both the people around him and himself endlessly.
- Natsuki Subaru is canonically REALLY FUCKING GOOD at Make-up and it's called into note a few times
- After his voice outed him in his female highschool debut and after an incident where he needed help from Puck to make his voice sound like a girls so he could pretend to be a rich princess (FOR NO LEGITIMATE FUCKING REASON), he canonically spends like an entire year doing voice training until he can do a convincing feminine voice. Which he can.
- The reason why he knows how to sew so well in season 1 is because of his past experiences with sewing and wearing Women's Clothes.
- One of the times he disguises himself as Natsumi, Natsuki Subaru dressed up not only himself, but also two other men and forced them into dresses and make-up to disguise them as well, this is not played in a transmisogynistic way of "ew, boys in dresses" but in a way of "Natsuki Fucking Subaru, Why Are You So Fucking Good At This and also Why Are You Suggesting This So Hard"
- After said disguise was no longer necessary, every other guy immediately returned to their normal clothes. Subaru on the other hand, continued to wear it despite every single person in the fucking cast at the time continually questioning him, to which he responds that he'll get around to it eventually.
- HE DOESN'T GET AROUND TO IT, HE MAKES UP A NEW EXCUSE TO KEEP BEING NATSUMI INSTEAD
- he also becomes a massive flirt to men in a way that feels slightly too genuine when dressed up as a woman, which isn't really relevant but it's super funny to me. Not escaping the bisexual allegations.
In addition to all of this, Tappei, the author of Re:Zero, once stated that Reinhard has Subaru beat in every single skill except for one, that skill is: Being a woman.
That's my girl right there.
luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually
like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.
Alpha males: "This is nature. You don't see animals acting like queers don't you?"
90% of nature documentaries: "Until now the female has been very impressed by the males drag performance of Orwell's Homage To Catalonia, soundtracked exclusively by Maria Carey songs. A demanding performance like that knows to impress. But... Oh No... One note in the final tune was one cent flat. It doesn't look good for the male now. She is ordering an orbital laser strike to burn his beautifully groomed plumage from space. It will take all year to regrow, effectively ending this one's mating season early. Better luck next time, little guy. Women are a tough audience."
Light Yagami: *furiously writing Bugs Bunny's name in the Death Note*
Bugs Bunny: *standing behind him and peering over his shoulder* "Bugs" is spelled with a Z.
Light Yagami: *without turning around* Ah yes, thank you *erasing furiously and continues writing*
Bugs Bunny: *stroking chin* Or was it an S?
Light Yagami: *erasing again and writing again*
Bugs Bunny: No, it was definitely a Z.
Light Yagami: *erasing again, even more agitated*
Bugs Bunny: Wait! It was a TH!
Light Yagami: *turning around, red faced* Can you decide on a spelling already?! *awkward pause, realizing who he's talking to*
Light Yagami: *screams, notebook and pen shooting up*
Bugs Bunny: *yoinks them both out of the air* Now let's see... Light Yagami... *begins scribbling*
Light Yagami: *on his knees, hands clasped* Wait, no, please, I beg of you! Spare me!
Bugs Bunny: *turning the Death Note around to reveal he doodled an unflattering caricature of Light*