HYPERPHALANGY

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[hyperphalangy]

This is my random ephemera bin. I follow/like from my main! If we're mutuals you'll see this blog in my main's pinned. I am a queer adult and I post about my identity sometimes.

🫱I will provide a source for any art/article/etc I personally upload. Shitpost memes are exempt because finding a real source is often like… impossible :’)

🤚I tag the general subject of my original posts but I will tag a trigger upon request.

👉There may be posts which instill a sense of nostalgia or unreality. Use your discretion when deciding to follow.

[firewalkwithmedvd]

man if you're disabled you've GOT to find some way to make your fuckass body a source of pleasure whenever you can. jacking off. eating good food. wearing soft clothes. kissing an animal on the head. whatever you can do

[sacred-portal]

[hyperphalangy]

gonna take an edible and walk to the 7-11 with a little tote baaaag for my SNACKIIIIEEESSS

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[squeakitties]

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

[squeakitties]

a lot of people were krilled

[heidelbro]

I've never met someone who disliked me for the right reasons. Only I know why you should dislike me and you're wrong

[wizrdfckr]

me and u both ouppy

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

[jbweld]

tumblr users act like any day now the first weed overdose death is coming

[jbweld]

let's all green out together and pass away

[sandmandaddy69]

[boringkate]

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

[itmeansalot]

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

[sandmandaddy69]

[feldfrog]

How come every message scrawled in blood on a wall is sans serif

[judgejudyofficial]

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[judgejudyofficial]

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[foldingfittedsheets]

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.