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[thepig]

having edgy ocs is soooo embarassing like yeah this is johnny... he.. kills people... yeah with a knife and theres blood and stuff yeah... sorry i know...

[slimegirlwarlock]

hey can we talk about the fact that during our last battle that strange wizard we let join the party shouted "evil blast!" and then black lightning bursted from their fingertips?

[catgirlforeskin]

She’s our highest dps right now I don’t really care what kind of blasts she’s firing. She can blast in my mouth next for all I care as long as she’s still carrying

[essektheylyss]

Contact Other Plane really is such a perfect wizard and warlock spell, because it truly encapsulates the hubris of those classes. It's the most extreme "fuck around and find out" spell. It's like, you can make a collect call out of this world. You might get some answers, but you also might go insane for trying it. You'll be fine in the morning, though. You will learn nothing from this experience.

[essektheylyss]

Also, like, warlocks presumably are contacting their patron, and even that's debatable, but who the FUCK are wizards calling. They're straight up just dialing into the cosmic operator center like, "Hey, can you put somebody on. Yeah I don't know. I've just got questions."

Risking a night of feeblemind-ing yourself for some half-assed answers from some randomized dead dude on another plane. You can cast this as a ritual, so there is nothing stopping you from doing this once a night until you get the answers you want. Incredible, no notes, every single spell should be this funny.

[devilishdescent]

california girls we’re inconsolable

dreams of doom the visions wont stop

[probablybadrpgideas]

More unconventional world-threatening disasters for your heroes to fight

The halflings have finally fucking snapped

Unfortunate political loophole gives ravenous ghoul total power, everyone upset at being eaten but insisting they need to respect the process.

World's greatest Archmage is drunk off their ass

There's some guy in a cape with glowing red eyes cackling and waving a skull staff around. He's not explicitly done anything wrong but, like, we kind of assume there must be something going on there. Right?

The blessed artifact that will save the world from the demon invasion has a big spider on it and no-one wants to go near it.

Someone gave the Tarrasque a knife

Every time someone casts a spell the moon comes one inch closer to the earth.

Oh shit the Elves just invented capitalism

Cursed item that will destroy the world if anyone says "rhubarb" near it. No-one knows which item it is.

Fire elemental desperately lonely and coming to the material plane for hugs.

There's one warlock who's just eldritch blasting everyone on the planet one by one, like an asshole.

Poorly considered Elder Evil Vacation Day coming up.

The GM is getting bored, and the PCs must entertain them from within the game lest they abandon the game and render their world non-existence.

[wormsical]

✅ tortured by Voices

✅ cursed by god

✅ small waist

✅ criminal record

✅ died once

Diagnosis: babygirl

[wrathful-banette]

I'm sorry,

Ex-fucKING-

-CUSE ME???

[vexwerewolf]

[seasoning-city]

girlwizards are an endangered species and should be protected by the federal government

[pluralwizard]

federal government needs to be protected from me

[evilwizard]

girlwizards are an invasive species and must be put down. sad!

[lapdogmabari]

Diversified Weaponry - Dungeon Masters Guild | Dungeon Masters Guild

Diversified Weaponry - A collection of new qualities to make each weapon that much more distinct from each other, including new effects on crit

Hey folks! Just letting you know I JUST posted a new title on the DM’s Guild, this one for all the weapon-using characters out there who maybe would like even a tiny bit of difference between a longsword and a battleaxe, or just some shiny new toys to play with!

[hypnoticpatterns]

And I know I may not look like much

Just another screaming speck of dust

But, oh God, you're gonna get it

You'll be sorry that you messed with us

[hypnoticpatterns]

libitina got kidnapped and got taken to her home country lmaooooooo

it’s what she deserves <3

[ourladyinshadow-deactivated2023]

characters will be like “i had a strange dream... probably nothing” like girl you're literally in a story

[wizardpostsdotorg]

how am i supposed to cast a concentration spell under these conditions.

[hypnoticpatterns]

in nat’s campaign where i’m playing as libitina, i’ve had to have the RhymeZone open in another tab bc she’s gotten this wildmagic effect where she has to rhyme everything she says or else she gets psychic damage

[coolyo294]

for what purpose 

[coolyo294]

i guess 

[prokopetz]

The hilarious part is that the mind flayers don’t even get to control the rats afterwards. Cranium rats’ whole deal is telepathically linking up into a super-intelligent hive mind, and while each individual rat still has the stat block of an ordinary rat, the gestalt as a whole is capable of having class levels. So now you’ve got a swarm of rats that is collectively a 20th level wizard, has a higher Intelligence score than you do, and is both willing and able to cast meteor swarm on your tentacled ass if they think you’re disrespecting them. How well did that work out for you, pal?

[weapingveils]

hey does this mean someone could play as a swarm of cranium rats in a trench coat?

[prokopetz]

I know somebody who actually did play a cranium rat swarm barbarian in an ongoing campaign several years back. I’m about 90% convinced they created that character purely as an excuse to shout “RAT RAGE”.

[hereticalxenos]

I had a player once play a swarm of cranium rats as, indeed, a wizard. they were incredibly egotistical and wore a full sized wizard cape over the whole swarm. on top of the tiny ones each rat wore. i will always love Lord Rodentius Squeakeasy

[sashaforthewin]

Despite all my rage I am still just a cranium rat mage

[the-griffons-saddlebag]

💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Powergem Pommel Wondrous item, rarity varies (requires attunement) ___

A "powergem pommel" is a magical attachment for a weapon’s handle. While you’re attuned to it, you can fasten the pommel onto a melee weapon over the course of 1 hour, which can be done during a short rest or while attuning to the item. A pommel can have 1 (uncommon), 2 (rare), or 3 (very rare) slots around it designed for holding precious gemstones. You can use an action to place or remove a gemstone worth at least 1,000 gp in a slot, which magically resizes to fit the stone. When you hit a target with a melee weapon with the pommel attached, it deals an extra 2 damage for each gemstone you place in it. The damage types for this extra damage depend on the placed gemstones’ dominant colors (at the GM’s discretion), as shown in the table below.

| Color (Example) | Damage Type | — | Black (Black sapphire, large black pearl) | Necrotic | | Blue (Blue sapphire, blue spinel) | Lightning | | Colorless (Diamond) | Radiant | | Green (Emerald, peridot) | Poison | | Purple (Large amethyst) | Psychic | | Red (Fire opal, ruby) | Fire | | White (Large pearl, opal) | Cold | | Yellow  (Large amber, topaz) | Acid | ___

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[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

thinkin’ about girl wizards again

[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

NOT witches. witches are responsible and ecologically knowledgeable and stuff like that. wizards are like “hee hoo i am going to do inadvisable magics”