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A little update <3

I still read all of your lovely replies! I have not given up on art my friends! I have even started my own webcomic on webtoon! It’s called Seth In Space and it would mean a lot to me if you would support me there! Love you all and happy halloween!!

[silkirose]

I’m so happy to tell you all that I’ve made great progress with my mental health!! To genuinely be able to say that I feel happy is so liberating and free! I know a lot of you are still in that dark place. I’m here to say that it does get better. Much better! I still have some tough days but progress is progress! Be kind and gentle to yourselves. I love you all and thank you to everyone who’s supported me over the years!

Here’s links to my commissions and projects! Commissions Animal Crossing Commissions Animal Crossing Tarot Cards Tarot Readings Seth In Space

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

[silkirose]

Happy halloween 2021 everyone!! As for some good news, I came out as genderfluid this year!! I hope everyone has a magical halloween!! Patreon

[buotella]

I, Tonya (2017) Little Women (2019)  The Queen’s Gambit (2020)

[koroleva-nazyalensky]

[hystericalstrawberry]

shoutout to the mutuals who didn't unfollow when i got hacked

i wish yall a very pleasant evening

[glitterweave]

[wickedwonderlandd]

I….excuse me???

[feywildwest]

one of the weirdest ways that language is evolving in response to the internet is that “bad words” just. do not have the same impact anymore. i constantly forget that some people think ‘fuck you’ is a terrible insult

so threats and insults have to start getting really out there if the person wants to even mean anything. if a person told me to die i’d shrug it off but if i opened a post’s tags and saw “op i will sneak into your house and replace all your shoelaces with cooked pasta” do you know how shaken i’d be? do you know how upset i’d be if i saw “op is the personification of the look you share w other people in the grocery store when some dude is causing A Scene™ for no reason”

[zmyaro]

So you are saying English curses on the Internet are becoming more like Yiddish curses?

[feywildwest]

I sincerely hope so but I can’t say I’m familiar with yiddish curses and i am begging you to tell me a few

[gallusrostromegalus]

My Personal favorite is:

“May all your teeth fall out, except for one, to give you a toothache.”

[captainlordauditor]

“OP is a complete onion.” (their head is in the ground)

“I hope I have the privilege of sewing your shroud” is another one I like.

[antongarou]

“May you have a hundred houses, with a hundred bedrooms each, and ten beds in each room. And may the plague throw you from one bed to the other”

“May your death be sweet. Run over by a truck full of sugar”

“May everyone congratulate your widow at your funeral”

[chloe-cristata]

Damn these are good.

[shelgon]

I get a lot of feelings from these scenes!  

[jimfear138]

WHOA, HOLD UP, WHAT?!

[wandering-scarecrow]

Yeah, Oak was the kid in the Celebi movie.

[yay855]

Meaning that he also probably had more pokemon available when Ash first started his journey, but he deliberately tricked Ash into accepting a rowdy and untamed pikachu because that was Ash’s partner back during their adventure together.

[real-jaune-isms]

We stan

Samuel Oak

[feanor-the-dragon]

That means his verbal savagery toward Ash early on was friendship, which puts a whole different spin on it.

[baconandawesome]

*Ash rushes in, dead last among the kids of Pallet Town*: Professor Oak! Is it too late for me to get a Pokémon?!

Samuel Oak, Anticipating this moment for decades and saving a very special Pikachu from the local breeding program for just this occasion and trying very hard not to laugh: Oh boy, we’ll see what we can do…

[ofautumntwilight]

[saipng]

me arriving 30 minutes late to a brunch date with my gay friends

[wizardjpeg]

it’s a pool party at the wizardjpeg tower and everyone who’s anyone is here having a blast with me in my big huge pool

[wizardjpeg]

waiting for someone to arrive to my huge exciting pool party

[wizardjpeg]

..

[wizardjpeg]

all alone at my huge pool party

[massmasher100]

[wizardjpeg]

my good friend ROLL, it has been a hot minute hasn’t it, well welcome to my massive pool party, just the two of us 

[massmasher100]

KISS Me on the LIPS.

[wizardjpeg]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you need to laugh childishly today, it has been 6969 days since the year 2000 ended.

[just-shower-responses]

i’m putting a date on this, 1/30/20 it’s fucking real

[knight-of-time64-deactivated202]

THIS IS THE BEST DAY YOU CAN REBLOG

[knight-of-time64-deactivated202]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

[mobilesackofpotatoes-deactivate]

NICE

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[star-anise]

THINGS I NEED TO FUCKING KNOW: Why every fuckin trans man or nb person I know who binds is like “oh binders are the worst, you can’t breathe in them, I know someone who broke a rib once”,

And meanwhile over in historical costuming, we are fucking eating, sleeping, swordfighting, riding horses, and feeling great like this:

(credit: Jenny La Flamme, The Tudor Tailor, Verdaera)

Like is there NO overlap between people who want to bind and people who care about accurate 16th century clothing reconstruction techniques?

(I, okay, maybe it is kind of a niche interest, but…. REALLY? Anyone who’s made a boned binder, PLS SPEAK TO ME)

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[badassindistress]

Omigods yes that’s what I used to make my trial binding corset for under a 1830′s gentleman’s costume! I adapted the Elizabethan Pattern Generator Corset to look more like the gentleman’s corset of the time as portrayed in satirical cartoons.

This was only the second pair of stays I made, but it already made me practically flat and was quite comfortable. I didn’t even full bone it and it looked like this:

(don’t judge me for the awful way the boning sticks out at the top, I am by no means a corsetry expert)

People who are actually good at stays will be able to make things like these with no trouble, because if something made from old sheets and recycled boning can do this, imagine what you can do with proper materials.

Just for fun, here’s me in my gentleman’s outfit:

It basically eliminates my boobs, but leaves the hips alone because at that time the hourglass silhouette was fashionable for men as well. I’m not exactly flat-chested, so I’d say for a first attempt this one is very succesful.

[dawen]

…okay, was anyone going to tell me that gentlemen’s corsets were A Thing or did I just have to learn that in a random reblog myself

[theprettiestboy]

I think a lot of it comes down to production cost, because most binders are like 3-4 pieces sewn together simply and thus pretty cheap to produce. A good corset or pair of stays tends to be $100+ just because of the amount of time and craftsmanship that goes into it.

That said, here’s the corset pattern generator, some info on historical mens corsetry, and info on cheap boning substitutes. I’ve been wary of trying this myself just because with the size of my chest I’m afraid I’ll end up with a shelf instead of being flattened, but I think it’s worth a try.

[theprettiestboy]

Update:

I’m impressed as hell honestly, I’ve never been both so flat and so comfy. In this picture they’re laced loosely enough that I can fit my whole arm down the front with room to spare.

I’d encourage anyone who’s been intimidated by stays or corsets to give it a go! I definitely fucked this up in a couple places but it’s still comfortable and functional, and overall probably cost me about $15. I just used cheap cotton muslin sandwiched around a piece of cotton canvas, with 14 inch cable ties for the bones. 

I actually remembered to take photos as I went, so I’m going to put up a writeup some time soon in case it might help anyone else. for now here’s a picture of the pattern:

The nice thing about this is that it’s just one long piece, so you don’t have to worry about all the tricky curved seams that make corset making so difficult. You just cut out a couple copies on the fold, stack them on top of each other and sew your boning channels.

[plusleandminuntherats]

Would love a write-up and I’m definitely checking out the links!

[drbibliophile]

@mightnotneverwill is this what you’re looking for?

[ja-khajay]

that one extremely homoerotic painting of a babylonian man listening to a babylonian twink playing babylonian harp. that one

[ja-khajay]

yeah

[theotherwesley]

this is my favorite painting full stop

[adulthoodisokay]

that “babylonian twink” is King David

[lunoki]

The baffled twink composing Hallelujah

[kernaka]

[nmri]

[berryvegan]

😭😭 I love piggies so much

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

So all that time my mom said “your room is a pigsty” she was complimenting me

[carugato]

I thought everyone would appreciate knowing there was an update cause someone sent her a bouquet to decorate her place 🥺

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Omg

[bloodsvcker]

(X) Imagine being named jessica, dating some boy in college and later you find out that he’s now a tv creator/showrunner, and in every work he kills a girl named jessica because ‘you broke his heart’. Eric Kripke is a strange man

[super-sootica]

Well…that’s beyond creepy

[pomegrane]

Why are men like that

[tiggymalvern]

Learning that Eric Kripke is like that immediately explains so much about Supernatural.

[chonnum]

ship dynamics