if anyone asks, you've never heard of me.

that, or tell blatant lies. have a little fun with it. you know you want to.

[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

[sp1resong]

"do you prefer yaoi or yuri" well i like nothing. i like silence. just me. and the cold, empty cosm[Hears a twig crack] .

,Who gors there

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[lakewinnipeg]

im thinking nothing should have names so nobody can search for things and can only find them

[gsirvitor]

[cannibalchicken]

[puppygirldick]

[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[lakeside-conservative]

Become ungovernable.

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself

[junglejim4322]

One of my favorite images ever ngl

[charl0ttan]

bro you gotta get down to club opsec the roof is being raised to an as of yet undisclosed height

[hoatdoags]

They are raising the roof █████ inches. A breakthrough in r&d as it was previously thought that █████ was the limit, this is an increase of █████%.

[oreganoid]

[freeze frame] You aren't wondering anything [unfreezes frame]

[sanitymakesposts]

Oh, great, this guy. Let’s all heap lethal blows on him

[retro-scifi-and-fantasy-art]

David Mattingly (American, b. 1956) Wizard of Fourth Street (1987)