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[heidelbro]

You have 14 to 28 days 🫵🏻

[thegrimpler]

for..........

[heidelbro]

…….teen to twenty-eight days

[shamebats]

Cats getting caught doing crimes

[flipocrite]

it takes quite a bit of social intelligence for a creature to understand:

I know what I am doing is wrong

I know there is an activity that looks similar that is not wrong

If I am quick I can plausibly pass one off as the other

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

these cats are displaying remarkable theory of mind skills by not only registering that the humans can perceive them but actively trying to manipulate that perception! that requires one to be aware that other individuals have complicated interior thoughts of their own, to know that those thoughts are not always based on truth, and to quickly decide on the best possible “lie” for the situation. this is why I despise animal intelligence tasks based on obedience— some of the most clever moments stem from intelligent disobedience.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Wizard hypnotism for all your followers:

🌀

If you work for Amazon you want to unionize

If you work for Walmart you want to unionize

If you work for McDons you want to unionize

If you work for Starbucks you want to unionize

If you work for Tesla you want to unionize

You want more money and to be treated like a human being and not a disposable tool

🌀

[suchbeloved]

we’re about to have purim, holi, ramadan, lent, and pi day all at the same time and this is all i can think of

[runehart-deactivated20240217]

“magic isnt real” — plants just grow out of the ground. for free. everywhere.

[trupie]

"It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works."

-Terry Pratchett

[aevallare]

do you think mocking catholicism is funny

yes. next question

[eternalgirlscout]

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

[adamtheredbeard]

neither was Smash Mouth. the years start coming and they don't stop coming

[bardaficer]

[cruellesummer]

we all joked about getting abortions at Claire’s but yesterday they were literally handing out Plan B for free at the Olivia Rodrigo concert and I think that’s ridiculously iconic

[hypermania]

this is neat

[maangoes]

she's also donating tour proceeds to local abortion funds

[doctor-roman]

You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

[ehentalix]

I'd leave. This is a sign that my opponent has the most fucked up unethical spells imaginable, and I am not about to be subject to Malchezar's Piercing Prostate Bomb or something

[camcron]

just so we are all clear on my position

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[elfwreck]

July 20: Moon Day.

[depsidase]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aphony-cree]

“These six-pack rings are 100 percent biodegradable and edible—constructed of barley and wheat ribbons from the brewing process. This packaging can actually be safely eaten by animals that may come into contact with the refuse.“ (x) 

They use food their food waste to make them, so it’s a safer alternative that cuts down on plastic waste and food waste

[mizstorge]

g

[odball]

I'm just a male single mother to 2 fruitflys

[skin-slave]

Exclamation marks, but instead of a huge line of them, we do like Roman numerals of them.

You know. To save space.

[lastvalyrian]

Me doing 490 exclamation marks: XD

[huffylemon]