I am definitely not a giant crab in human skin!
Sounds like something a giant crab in human skin would say
Iam!!!! not!!!!!!!!
But how can we be sure
Because I said so
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

tannertan36

if i look back, i am lost

blake kathryn
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
YOU ARE THE REASON

#extradirty

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macklin celebrini has autism
trying on a metaphor

shark vs the universe
occasionally subtle
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
d e v o n

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DEAR READER
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
dirt enthusiast
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@i-hear-many-things
I am definitely not a giant crab in human skin!
Sounds like something a giant crab in human skin would say
Iam!!!! not!!!!!!!!
But how can we be sure
Because I said so
Snip snip
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.
OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING
aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY
This isn’t a shitpost I just really want this egg on my blog.
Im the EGg goD
I cant crack the egg fucK i am the egg God
I didn’t get anything I am a n g r y
My egg was empty, what’d the Hitler Chicken do to it– >:-(
You know what’s better than weed?
Water
here’s this dumb bitch again
Shut up, you dehydrated high motherfucker
Goals
Mad Dog always wins.
I used to be so much more liberal until I work as an interpreter and it opens my fucking eye like how I tore my bf’s asshole. I’m semi-ok if the client is really elderly, like 50 and over. But holy fuck, the amount of 20’s -30’s something that I’m pretty sure are refusing straight out to learn English is unfuckingbelievable. I’m barely 20, and I can’t make enough to afforded mental healthcare. Yet I have to interpret for some low-life cuck sucking up my taxes because it’s too depressed to work.
I’ve seen so much of this. It’s unbelievable.
Yes its easier being liberal until reality hits you
that sweater
Chubby bunny’s this stuff:
Why did you make me feel this in my head
she should be gone
The thot reading this
i wanna go dancingggg
You can dance if you want to
2018 is the year commies brush their teeth reblog if you agree
Akira Toriyama’s concept art for Chrono Trigger
@angrybeardedbastard
If this post gets… a lot of notes then I’m gonna drink some carbonated milk bc my dad just got a soda stream and I have absolutely n o impulse control right now
How many is a lot?
T h r e e t h o u s a n d
my dash is full. i am scrolling and as i do so the number is climbing.
Ey yo I did a collab with @ink-the-crow
It’s sweater weather bitches.
Cyborg eye weather bitches.
Don’t give up on lifting.
Under 18 and caught? It’ll get expunged.
Can’t get something because of parents/friends? You’ll get it one day.
Insecure? You can build up confidence.
Want to take a break? That’s okay, dont get messy.
Do not give up. Keep pushing.
Get a fucking job or just don’t buy shit you don’t need like anyone else. I hope you all get arrested. 😁😁
What has this become, a religion? Why is talking about stealing things phrased in such as aspirational way?
They treat being a petty criminal like it’s some sort of accomplishment or something.
I thought this had to do with weight lifting at the gym and was very confused second sentence in. How can people think stealing is okay?