I Am Not A Krusty Krab

TX. Feminist and body positive, loving my body is a work in progress. Burnt loads of money to study animals. I live for music, concerts, Mexican food and my friends. I enjoy spending my time watching videos of Seth Rogen dancing, armadillos running and sloths making noises. I strive to be as nice as Patrick Stump, and to be loved as much as Kanye loves Kanye. You can ask me anything, my ask is always open. Enjoy.

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[nevver]

[nevver]

80s News Screens

[everythingfox]

Two types of pups

(via)

[hellboys]

SCARY MOVIE 2 (2001) dir. keenen ivory wayans

[sarahseeandersen]

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

I FORGOT ABOUT KERMIT GULAG

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

this will forever be my favorite sentence on the internet

[sacred-portal]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

reddit is good sometimes actually

[iosonomer-blog]

[hemingwayiii]

Unmute

[hemingwayiii]

I've posted this before, but every time I've seen it since I can't stop watching it repeat over and over. Like the man says, "Unmute"

[should-be-sleeping]

Mutuals do this.

[paper-mario-wiki]

this guy is so unbelievably good at making music videos of himself dancing with himself in different outfits

[doyouneedmedicalwesistance]

wait youre right the shadows dont go on the shoes

[rat-detector]

…I thought these were 5 distinct white men…oh gods…

[whats-that-song]

song: Get Down On It artist(s): Kool & The Gang release year: 1981

youtube link (warning: eyestrain) | spotify link

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[evaconly]

every time this post comes across my page on a new platform i smile because we’re all just enjoying her adorable joy

[what-a-bastard]

[thememedaddy]

[todaysbird]

congrats to maine on getting taken over by bees

[celeritaschronicles]

MOST?

[bestiarum]

the white-green gradient of a freshly chopped spring onion…. c'est magnifique

[bestiarum]

isnt this beautiful

[ivsaur]

Scott Moir and Tessa Virtue win Gold in Ice Dancing at PyeongChang 2018 after a breathtaking free dance!!!

[roninkairi]

My reaction

[ot3]

kind of obsessed with this security question option my doctors office has given me

[the-wolf-and-moon]

Sparks of the Carina Nebula