megan

Trans | Lesbian | Artist??

[konoko]

[instamatik]

[radlogaga]

Honestly this is fucking brilliant because you can put hot drinks in this cup and since it has a handle you won’t burn your hand drinking it

[verycute]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[feraligatr]

ıt has come to my attention that both washroom and kelsey’s are canadian terms and that is the reason this post didnt reach a wider audience

[feraligatr]

ok attempt number #2 for my american followers: 

 me: i need to use the Bathroom 

 waiter: baby you at an applebee’s, shit anywhere

[feraligatr]

shajkldhskjladfhjklsdgkljdaghdsajlkgh

[bunjywunjy]

yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE 

[exigencelost]

Where’s that image with the self driving car that is trapped in a salt circle made of “do not cross” symbols that its software won’t let it disobey

[shiobookmark]

This one?

[gaysidneycrosby]

look i get that sometimes characters dying is like good for the story or whatever but consider. i want them all to be alive and have family dinners together. check and mate

[heyitsmeisa-blog]

[americana-plus]

jamr0ll:

This never stops being hilarious

[thelibrarina]

Do you love the color of the–

HONK

[werewolbachia]

opposite of impostor syndrome where I do deceive my way into an industry and I enjoy it

[werewolbachia]

>:)

[parkchanwoohoo]

i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists

[doggirlpaws]

[powerfulwizard]

[swarnpert]

my knight in slimy armor……

[depsidase]

[mctreeleth]

[groenendaze]

here’s a video from last night where i almost died

[softypyro]

[harmlesslyobsessed]

[maxximoffed]

Old School parts 1-4 by Stephen Byrne

[maxximoffed]

me after seeing the last two updates

[cykelops]

It’s extra funny because if this were canonical it would happen exactly the same way

[distinguishedbaloney]

[mapsontheweb]

Range of the nine banded armadillo.

[thej0ry]

That lil mfer can move

[solidsnake]

got eaten up with 3 words

[hofessorx]

you coming back to tell us here