i bet on losing dogs

your favorite self shipping bartender. 18+ only thanks

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pinned cuz I should have one imo

Hi. Z here. 29 years old. You may know me from another account. Had to migrate over here because I’m being harassed by my ex both in my notes and messages. What fun! (not)

I AM PROSHIP AND ANTI-CENSORSHIP. If you don’t care for that please block and move on, I’ve no desire for riff raff.

DNI is basic criteria. No antiship jerks or TERFs or lgbtq+phobes. I know that’s not a term but I’m using it.

FO list under the cut

Romantic:

Link - The Legend of Zelda (BOTW / TOTK)

Messmer - Elden Ring

Leon Kennedy - Resident Evil

Melina - Elden Ring

Blaidd - Elden Ring

Joel Miller - The Last of Us

Alister Fletcher - Tomb Raider Legend / Underworld

Secret F/O #1 - #Piano Man

Secret F/O #2 - #Moth To A Flame

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Platonic

Sidon - The Legend of Zelda (BOTW / TOTK)

Zelda - The Legend of Zelda (BOTW / TOTK)

Lara Croft - Tomb Raider (Classic - LAU era)

Abraham Lure - Oddworld

Alf - Oddworld

Toby - Oddworld

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Receiving unbridled support from my irl partner and coworkers at my bartending job for leaving said job is overwhelmingly emotional. I gotta work my other job in 2 hours gonna be a sappy mess all day 😭

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“🎵 Oh we’re off to see the wizard, he’s going to turn us to soup 🎵”

- my partner

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The best part about my ex pissing me off first thing when I wake up and just before I go to work is now, despite being criminally underslept and burnt out, is now I have the energy to deal with the day.

Like I can’t wait to go in and angry clean. I can’t wait to make my small amount of guests super happy and be just a little extra with my friendliness. I can’t wait to angrily rant to my manager and make him lowkey laugh bc I’m funniest when I’m pissed.

It’s gonna be such a good work day, all because my ex pissed me off.

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GOSH I HOPE I GET THIS JOB AND ESCAPE THIS CORPORATE NIGHTMARE

[kboone]

Okay now imagine f/o sitting on YOUR face #ifyoudieyoudie

Also mdni + proship safe

[rawstrap]

"!!" is its own word to me

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“Okay, shower time. It’s like hammer time… but with water.”

My real life partner said to me with a straight face.

[azertyrobaz]

Not anymore. They ruined it.

[gakutonin]

can u guys rb with something u rly want to say abt prev

[sapphireh3art]

they should invent a body that doesn't hurt

[talon-dragonbeast]

i swear people freak out about the tamest shit ever

"they identify as animals" thats nice, sharon

"no but they actually think they are animals" theres a war going on, sharon

"like they wear masks and run around in all fours and even bark at people" sharon the war

[dicerollerz]

terrifying f/o who melts at your touch

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I love bartending at a dine in theater and working the box office at the same time

This Super Mario Galaxy opening weekend has just been me making puns and saying yahoo and mama mia all mf day

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Probably losing my account unless I get this specific phone fixed, because I forgot my password...

I forgot the password for the email attached too

[misslourdes]

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I just applied to a locally owned video game store for eBay and floor sales..

Crossing my fingers because this would be a dream come true.