Your ex-lover is dead

|30s | she/her | turnaroundbrighteyes on A03

[imstuckin1999]

90s/y2k Klutz books (pt 2)

[podracer]

Dune if I was in charge

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

[gayrevolutionary]

i feel like steve would be the type to do the knee between the legs while he's kissing someone but he's only ever done it with girls so the first time he does it with eddie he does it too hard and knees him in the balls

[bloominflowers]

i guess i like these guys a lot 💆‍♀️

[roseblooms]

happy valentine’s day to my mutuals 💕

[hrgifs]

I also like you. Lucky me.

[belbar74]

[snap-crackle-cunt]

what shane says: im gay

what shane means: i can never love a woman in any way resembling the way i love you and when i tried she called my shit IMMEDIATELY so what im trying to say is i can't sidestep whatever we are the way you can, i will never ever love anyone but u

what ilya hears: somewhere along the line of our multi-year situationship that began with me immediately sucking ur dick, i have determined that i like men.

what ilya says: ya no fucking shit bro what

[my-2nd-account]

The difference is that jealous Ilya looks homicidal while jealous Shane looks suicidal

[no-lovelorn-hazard]

@raccoonboywrites coming correct as always

[citywidespecial]

anyway does anyone want to sit on the floor with me for a while

[annabelle--cane]

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

[scunthotter]

I get annoyed when people are making posts that are shocked that Shane pulled Ilya. And like maybe, /maybe/, Shane locked down Ilya (there's an argument that Ilya 'domesticity kink' Rosanov locked himself down as soon as he could get Shane to agree to it) but Shane did not pull Ilya, Ilya pulled Shane.

Canonically Shane is one of the hottest men in the world, he's rich, he is at the top of his high intensity career, and he has the biggest saddest wettest most beautiful brown eyes out of anyone on the planet. The moment Ilya saw a scrap of interest he was arranging for them to be in a commercial and jerking off in the shower at him. Ilya watched this man fold his pants one (1) time and thought "well i gotta fuck him forever now". Shane tried to say there wouldn't be a next time and Ilya was like it's too late, I've got your number, you're never getting rid of me, if I annoy you enough you will come organize my socks as like a sex thing.

[gobloggirl]

[tr-shb-g]

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

[chaoticpaige]

Oh, he knows.

[heated-hollanov]

I love my bisexual menace. 😈😂