helena

[gluten-free-pussy]

If I was married to Beyoncé, I simply wouldn’t have cheated

[gluten-free-pussy]

RIP Jay-Z but I’m different

[ahsadler]

[gluten-free-pussy]

You know what? You’re absolutely right

[fhlostonsparadise]

[polarbales-deactivated20160907]

[8-bitfiction]

[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[citrusgroves]

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

[swoopingsilver]

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

[aberrantemotion]

We live in a socie-

[lorkhansdick]

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

[lorkhansdick]

I find the mushroom post :)

[lorkhansdick]

sorry

sorry

[lorkhansdick]

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

[smolpocketmonstercoffee]

@imfunnydamit

[jottingprosaist]

[thesealfriend]

“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

[scandalouswitch]

Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire

[catchymemes]

[kaijuno]

It seems tumblr blurred their own IHOP ad because the stack of pancakes looked like a dick

[figmentforms-the-human]

I just love this chaos

[minerva-is-a-robot]

is that fucking why

[unthrash-deactivated20151110]

rocky horror is the worst and is also transmisogynistic can we please finally get over this shit movie

[fagtrender]

ok but like the writer is transgender nonbinary and the language used in the play was the preferred language by trans people of that time can we not deny parts of our history because we’ve evolved since then thanks

[minim-calibre]

So fucking much this.

PS, youth of today: you’ll be saying the same damn thing about art from this time before too long, for good or for ill. Terminology will, in fact, change. Definitions will, in fact, shift. It always does, they always do. 

PPS, it is pretty much impossible to overstate how life-alteringly important this movie was to kids who didn’t conform to standard expectations of gender and sexuality, back in the day. Especially when back in the day was the mid-to-late 1980s, when the only queers you saw on TV were neutered AIDS tragedies, Bowie was playing straight, and even Elton John was married to a woman, and midnight showing of RHPS were pretty much the only place that felt like home. It was mental life raft for a lot of people.

I was one of them.

[counttwinkula]

#the queer youth of today has forgotten all its history and is spitting on its ancestors and i hate it (via @gaythreats​)

beautifully phrased

[bourtange]

straight people should have to wear “VISITOR” badges when they go to gay bars

[87-pounds-deactivated20160310]

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

[magicoftelevision]

[thebagelhut]

I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

[motherhenna]

[discount-butlins]

[ovur]

Feminism

[deanwinchesters]

Tell us some of the names you call yourself. Drunk. Selfish. Mean. Narcissist. Freak. Bitch. Bully. Fat-ass. Slut. Trash. Homewrecker. Depressive. Ugly. Dirty. Taker. Cancer. Abuser. Monster. Mammy. Failure.

[hom0genic]

[algo-hermoso]

Why is the baby’s legs so god damn long???

[volatilequeen]

Because he should be fucking walking

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

Baby got 8 year old legs.

[minusthelove]

Lmaooooooooooo there’s a lot going on

[fattiger]

Eating some chicken. Typical Fat Tiger.

[itsagifnotagif]

Daddy Zuck 💦💦

[catchymemes]

[kirboob]

[only80sgifs]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm