IAmRoboBot.

I don't know, stuff and things

[nflstreet]

[huffylemon]

[miss-wizard]

think about how much fucking math this guy had to do. all while thinking this was a good idea

[he-needs-more-whiskey]

top ten stairs to trip and die on while drunk off your ass

[definite-human]

[pukicho]

Don’t mind me just shooting green aura into your eyes as you read this auaaauhuaaaaaaaaaaauauauuauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauaaaauaauuuuuuuuuuuuuauuuuuuuauauauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[thefakedirtt]

don’t fucking heal me

[pukicho]

Oh god you wish this green shit healed

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[fruitz]

[modogoblin]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

tucking you in to cook at 350 degrees for 45 minutes

[feraligatr]

picks up an ant by the scruff of its neck

[dullvessel]

[toxicbutchyaoi]

[3dcontrolpad]

hd remaster

[vedajuno]

why does this post self destruct

[thyrell]

onions and garlic are in the same vegetable family, pitting them against one another is like being a homewrecker

whenever you fry garlic and onions in the same pan thats like marriage. and when it makes your house smell so good thsts their honeymoon

[catchymemes]

[lowsun]

*in a haunted house* *walls start bleeding and spell ６  ６  ６*

*pulls out sharpie and makes it ６9  ６9  ６9*

[hoaxmakesmusic]

*wall bleeds just a bit more below it spelling out ｎｉｃｅ*

[entitty]

overstimulated in the club tonight

[entitty]

understimulated in the home tonight

[entitty]

at peace in the abandoned grain silo

[yossyislandd]

[funnytwittertweets]

[slitherpunk]

you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday

[arcnoise]

happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors