iamterribleatusernames

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do rey mi fa so la ti anthropologist

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imagine. me. you. spicy shrimp and dino nuggies.

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E le faccine sorridenti di patate

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dude i just looked those up and they kinda look like scrub daddies. i wanna eat them!

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whoop whoop that’s the sound of

BANANAS

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imagine. me. you. spicy shrimp and dino nuggies.

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man! i feel like a burden *jazzy music*

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i like to think i am a professional unprofessional

*jigs away*

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something something something GOLDFISH.

(i haven’t had goldfish in years)

🎶the snack that smiles back🎶

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ngl a lot of my posts are probably cringe but eh i don’t wanna fight that battle rn

in this house we don’t get hung up on past actions

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https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

what does this mean

cows 4eva?

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one of my friends got in a wreck (not caused by her dw) and she’s okay but she took a BeReal of it and that’s the funniest thing to me. Call it girlhood, being Gen Z, whatever it is it’s great.

It was truly time to ‘be real’ and her car was quite literally smushed.

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in middle school i had a friend who liked to smell my hair. most of my friend group agreed that my hair smelled good? (which was actually a nice compliment in a kind of weird way)

anyway, the one who liked to smell my hair would mess around with it, usually behind me. i turned around once and she had the end of my braid in her mouth.

it was very wet.

:,D ✨middle school✨

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sometimes i freak out and wonder if a random acquaintance i know who i don’t know that well in person but is online and who doesn’t know i have a tumblr has seen any of my posts

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sometimes, i can’t figure out if some users are bots.

but then i get a message like this and am like oh yeah no that’s definitely a bot.

i’m just so confused at this point what 😭

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you wanna know what’s weird?

nothing. because literally everything and everyone is weird and normalcy is a standard that doesn’t exist but some try to attain anyway because they feel the need to be viewed pleasantly by society. society doesn’t wanna recognize that there is no such thing as normal because everyone wants to present well and being weird is not seen as presenting well. which i clearly think is stupid.

we are all just in different stages of weird so please love yourself no matter what stage you’re in <3

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wanna know what’s scary?

me too.

just kidding i’m scared of everything.

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every compliment i get from a female on what i’m wearing just kinda lives rent-free in my head until my memory fails me.

last week, a girl complimented me on my sweatpants. i will now forever think of her whenever i wear them and smile about it.

in conclusion i love women.

any ethereal being must have evolved to be women. or at least women were designed off of said being. i will stand by it.

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my attraction boxes are like a square and there is male and female but there is also masculine and feminine and the catch is all the boxes are moving like tetris so i can be attracted to anyone at any given time