not gay as in happy, queer as in fuck you

Elliot [they/them] [20]  Welcome to my little corner of the internet. Carrie Fischer is my mentally ill space mom and I love her. 

[gigglesister]

love how many posts there are on here like “i love slutty gay sex and being a horny and rejecting of the idea of gay people being sexual being seen as inherently weird. also i hate literally anything vaguely weird im normal im sm better than the rest of you cause im normal”

[gigglesister]

a sex club w hot drinks and sandwiches is still a sex club. its fucking stupid to attempt to say that you want a gay sex club thats also completely free of anything thats deemed to be a kink

[drowninginfelines]

[punkrock-bottom]

F*g is a slur and no amount of quirky posts is gonna make you cool for using it

You have rights because faggots and dykes fought for them. Respect that you cunt

[the-haiku-bot]

You have rights because

faggots and dykes fought for them.

Respect that you cunt

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[camembertlythere]

[unknown-lifeform]

Genshin Impact + Tumblr Text Posts (Part 1)

Currently spreading the meme making to more and more fandoms

[hotvampireadjacent]

I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

[apricops]

Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,

[purisurory]

“You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love…I love..I love you”.

Referencing THAT ONE Pride and Prejudice scene (two if you count the quote above)

[portalmonsterrr]

someone said that haitham is mr darcy coded and I havent been the same ever since

[heikala]

Decorating!🎄🐈‍⬛ I hope you all are eagerly waiting for the Holiday season! This will be my first holiday in Japan, I wonder if I can find a tree somewhere to bring home and decorate😅 By the way I just now launched a Holiday Sale in my shop! Prints are 3 for the price of 2 + washi tapes, sticker sheets and the Shikishi art book are also on sale for the first time! I hope you check it out💕✨

[beguines]

Death is unavoidable, but only death makes the world legible. And this language, written in desiring, breakable bodies, is understood by all beings equally. The death that awaits us all is the only thing that makes this world into a collective affair. Metabolism transforms matter within our collective body. And its vulnerability forges us together into a collective spirit.

Andreas Weber, Matter & Desire: An Erotic Ecology, trans. Rory Bradley

[willcodehtmlforfood]

“see y'all on tumblr”

Brace yourselves

[friendlyramblings]

remember we have to kill the brand accounts

the mightiest kung pow penis is a silent one block them and do not interact

[iamtheawesomestme]

just popping in to wish you a lovely day ✌️✨

thank you anon?? this is so sweet????

same to you tho!!

[coolxatu]

ok im gonna need every pennsylvanian on tumblr to start charging up your JO crystals NOW. were gonna need a state wide resonance powerful enough to topple GOD if Senator Xehanort is going to stand a chance against Dr Oz in the 2022 pennsylvania senate elections

[iamnmbr3]

talking to normal people is so hard bc it’s like

Me: omg I love that marvel character so much! 

Normal Person: oh so you like the mcu?

Me: no. fuck marvel. I hate them with a burning passion

Normal Person: ?????? but isn’t that a marvel character? 

[iamnmbr3]

@snapcracklepop-myjoints​ you. you get it. 

[evilkitten3]

i don’t even like blorbo i like what blorbo could have been if blorbo had had competent writers

[jonaldronaldrolkientolkien]

I like the secret, good, blorbo that lives in my head

[aurorasulphur]

I like the secret good blorbo that exists in the aggregate of the fanfic written by the people also pissed off at the show blorbo is from

[pepplemint]

if i had any sense of style over comfort and also money I would wear haute couture dresses 24/7

[pepplemint]

so ya’ll see this shit and would just go “nah not for me??” 

gender got nothing on me if i could dress like this always i would

[the-haiku-bot]

gender got nothing

on me if i could dress like

this always i would

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mushroom-winners-proof]

being popular only does so much if your keyblade’s trash

[northern-passage]

there’s another TTRPG bundle on itch.io (over $1,000 worth of games for $5) with all proceeds going to planned parenthood and NNAF. the bundle is ongoing for another month (may 13th - june 13th)

these organizations are focused in the USA, but here are some international funds you can support as well:

international planned parenthood federation

fondo de aborto para la justicia social

partners for reproductive justice

abortion support network

ciocia czesia

abortion without borders

bangladesh women’s health coalition

[weaver-z]

All of these conservative Christian blogs on this site are so funny they're all "It's so hard to be one of Jesus' warriors... to uphold traditional values..... to be a Real Man in Christ in this degenerate age....." like bro I promise you that whatever godly homesteader masculine men you idealize did not spend twelve hours a day crying on the internet because teenagers dye their hair blue

[dingdongyouarewrong]

since polygraphs aren’t admissible in court because they’re nonsense junk science, a primary purpose they serve in interrogations is essentially using them as a prop to ramp up the pressure on a suspect. it’s all a big performance and no one should ever submit to one if they have the option not to

[memecucker]

Also since cops can lie to you during interrogations about anything that isn’t directly about the law (never agree to interrogation without a lawyer) a fun thing they often do is administer a polygraph and then proceed to inform the suspect that the test says they are being deceptive even when the machine says otherwise. So yeah their function is entirely as an intimidation tactic

[onsomekindofstartrek]

So you know NONE of this is common knowledge among Americans, right? We’re pretty much led to believe that they ARE reliable and ARE admissible in court.

And while some of us know they’re not reliable, most people think, this being the fucking US and all, that they are admissible regardless.

This is going to be news to a lot of people, and good news at that.