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alana eve | 18 | NSW | ~ I reblog anything that makes me smile which mainly include feminist power, cute animals, and hot tattooed people.

[latenights]

if someone makes you happy, make them happier

[fairylander]

This mindset will make you the kindest you can be

[kevindewong]

1926. If Harry Potter Was An Anime.

[fahrlight]

I’ll always reblog it when I see it because this is the COOLEST THING I EVER SAW!

[gallileawinds]

wowwww

[aelins-fire-queen]

OMG OMG OMGGGGGGGGG

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[d-voldo-deactivated20190607]

A lesson that we can’t afford not to be taught.

[hypnotic-flow]

let’s spread this again and again and again

[unamusedsloth]

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

[julianlovesdogs]

This is my new favorite thing

[dee-the-red-witch]

I will never not enjoy the hell out of these. 

[mychalizhiding]

This is definitely on my bucket list.

[henrywasnthereaskanyone]

Photographer: hey are you comfortable with nudity

Model: yes sure I guess

Photographer: *unbuttoning shirt* cool well you just sit there and I’ll be there in a mo’

[goawfma]

lil matt damon SNAPPED

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

He looks exactly like Matt Damon

[te-amo-corazon]

the finger points 😭😭

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Fuck it up lil Matt Damon

[asoftwrongness]

It’s okay that you’re not who you thought you would be

[fala7ablues-blog]

wow this is one of the softest things I have read on here.

[indieluhv]

I needed this

[itsagifnotagif]

When your parents ask you to do chores:

[aliswong]

[partytilfajr]

“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”

[spiritualsun]

I have never reblogged anything so fast

[barbieofcolour-deactivated20211]

she just lets them wear whatever tf they want :’)

[1dietcokeinacan]

@theocseason4 Miss Fox Did That!

[bvlgaria]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The biggest plot hole in Cinderella is not the fact that only she fit the shoe, but t that the shoe didn’t disappear at the stroke of midnight along with the rest of the magic.

[miiriya]

[lollldeeaaadbitch]

This is the most Big Dick Energy post I’ve ever seen

[nosaintswithoutsinners]

My meat selecting what porn to watch next

[queersamus]

hey no offense but i’m going to legally prosecute you for forcing me to see this post

[charredasperity]

In memes where text or panels are edited the originals are always the funniest, case in point:

[vedajuno]

[memescomedy]

[spiletta42]

This is not an exaggeration.  Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you’d come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.

[speedoweedo]

on a list of dumb shit i know:

the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green.

[speedoweedo]

elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked nixon for the title and was awarded it.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

What else?

[speedoweedo]

the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and make some bullshit off the wall shit like “my son died last year can you let me talk to him” and the seance person would be like ‘THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER’ then he’d rip off his disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN.

He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not responding out of raw spite.

[speedoweedo]

foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream.