a life of animals and cream soda

Hello! My name is Ethan. I'm 30 and I live in the states. Virginia to be specific. I'm a huge fan of many fandoms and I'm a part time cosplayer. Ask me about stuff! Snapchat: thethefox. Add me. Oh! And i have an adopted pit bull named rose!

[oleander-teacup]

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

[britainbray]

Sometimes even the villains have standards

[demilypyro]

I don't have time for discourse anymore I'm 27 and I have to pay bills

[demilypyro]

Why be mean to eachother when we all have work tomorrow

[trailerparkranger]

[chipper-smol]

when something cool happens but you cant say anything to anyone so youre just

[somethingsomethingwizard]

What happened?

[chipper-smol]

[chipper-smol]

Im glad that this has reached many people who have signed NDAs

[chaser]

[bitternest]

Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards

Alternatively -  come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.

[bitternest]

cowards

[northwest-cryptid]

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.

[tyrantisterror]

[heyniceworkasshole]

[paper-mario-wiki]

go ahead and smoke some marijuana. you'll be cooler. everyone will think you're cooler.

[paper-mario-wiki]

btw this is me now (commissioned from @tanooki-tales)

[paper-mario-wiki]

that's my halo :^]

probably idk :^]

[jinjieee]

Listener I forgot the password let me in

[pinkpy]

Dende no La Croix

(+ Bonus!)

[pinkpy]

they're dead now.

[pinkpy]

Hey it's not showing up in the rbs for some reason but this is the continuation!

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

smoked a joint the sorcerer gave me and experienced life as a 1989 toyota tercel from assembly and production until i was left derelict in a junkyard in baker california oxidizing and rusting for 10,000 years. my favorite part was five hundred years in when a family of armadillos moved in for a few weeks

[doggirlpaws]

The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well

[rowark]

This is funny, obviously, but even if you don't go to the extreme of the example above, this is a separate seat for one person, with a back and 4 legs:

But it's not a chair. It's a bar stool.

This, however, are all chairs:

Each one is missing at least one component of the chair definition above.

So like... it's almost like strict definitions are exclusionary.

[lizluvscupcakes]

Reblog to hit a transphobe with a separate seat for one person

[libraryogre]

[zohbugg]

[fog6v7a4m8p5i8r3i8s1m0]

[ruffboi-mags]

thanks, Stolas

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[astraldemise]

its so funny how when you first go to the alchemists store in markarth she just asks you. a complete stranger. to deliver fantasy viagra to the jarls steward. stomping directly into understone keep right up to the jarl to explicitly hand over a potion of fuck harder for longer to his right hand man who gives me 400 shiny coins for my discretion.

[evilwizard]

me: so what job experience do you guys bring to the team

guard one: well, we have a lot of experience with breakdancing—

guard two: no we absolutely do not. but we did guard these two doors for a bit

guard one: i killed jfk

guard two: he didn’t

[snippit-crickit]

i feel like this you might enjoy, ronette the opossum who is your old eccentric crystal lady and she runs her own shop with minerals and other spiritual items she is what i call goals

shes currently taking care of debbie ((little black cat in the first picture)) as she is her fun aunt and she carries her on her back like real life possums do when shes tired

[shittyalchemist]

fellow wizards, meet me in the field beyond the old pumpkin patch. we’re gonna go ritually curse autism speaks.