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[damselwrites]

Color Synonyms

White

also: pale; blanched; sallow; pallid; waxen; spectral; translucent; albino; 

Grey

also: dust; stone; pepper;  

Black

also:  coal; slate; dusky; ebon; shadow; murky; 

Tan

also: flesh; khaki; cream; tawny; 

Brown

also:  henna; russet; sepia; chestnut; cocoa; drab; bronze; 

Red

also: terracotta ; rouge; carmine;  fire-engine; ruddy

Orange

also:  pumpkin ; rust ; 

Yellow

also: sunny; amber; saffron; hay; straw; platinum; 

Green

also: viridescent; grass; jade; forest; 

Blue

also: turquoise; cyan; ultramarine; royal; aqua; aquamarine;

Purple

also: berry;  amaranthine;

Pink

also: flushed; candy; cherry blossom; petal pink ; 

—– source: http://ingridsundberg.com/

—–additional synonyms added by me

[ibunnyreuni]

I will forever cherish this post. I’ve seen it a multiple of times; how foolish of me to not reblog this masterpiece the first time I see it UGH

[pop-punk-anakinz-deactivated202]

I would like to add: cornflower (blue), sunflower (yellow), butter (yellow)

[badjokesbyjeff]

I swiped right on a girl without a picture, and we matched.

So after a brief chat i went to go pick her up. I wasn’t expecting much, probably 300 lbs with bad skin, but hey, I was so desperate it was this or join an incel chatroom.

I walked up to the door and lo and behold, 5'2", baby blue eyes, strawberry blonde hair, all the right curves in all the right places. I couldn’t believe my luck.

I asked her what she did for a living. She said she taught sunday school. Now I never had me a Christian girl, but I’m open minded so I took her to dinner.

On the way, I lit a joint and asked her if she puffs.

“Oh heaven’s no, what would I tell my Sunday school children.”

I said okay, weed’s 50/50 some people do some people don’t. And I took her to the best restaurant I knew. I ordered the steak, she ordered the lobster. I asked for the second most expensive bottle of wine on the menu. When the waitress came to pour, She said she didn’t drink.

I said “you don’t drink?!?”

“Oh heaven’s no, what would I tell my Sunday school children.”

Excellent food, sparkling conversation but i’m bummed out, I don’t know what to do with a girl like this.

So I’m driving her home and pass a cheap motel, I figure, what have I got to lose. So i ask:

“wanna get a room and knock boots?”

She says: I thought you’d never ask!

I say: Really? What are you gonna tell your Sunday school children?

She says: The same thing I tell them every week. You don’t have to drink and do drugs to have a good time!

[dippersballoon]

I saw an opportunity and I took it

[offline-kinq]

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

[udon-tea]

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I won’t hesitate bitch

Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow

Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read

Kermit the Frog jumps off building

Fr e sh a voca do

back at it again at Krispy Kreme

There is only one thing worse than a rapist

Club Jam (yes a really good book)

At least the taco was free

I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand

Grandma loves ping pong too much

If your name is Junior

Welcome to Target

I’m just cooking pizza

Cole Sprouse dress-up game

On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf

Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)

Kid smacked by fly swatter

Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)

Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)

WE’RE BREAKING FREE

SAIL

I’m Squidward

So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies

So no head? (breaking skateboard)

Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)

No off topic questions (Chris Christie)

What the fuck, Richard

Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)

Bored as shiiiiii

Liberian accent (plasma globe)

New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)

Summertime sadness (chicken)

More like hurricane TORTILLA

I got an a-bor-tion

All Around the World (TheJasminator)

When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light

Snake licks lollipop

Accept yourself, love yourself

Be whatever you wanna be

Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)

Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho

Can I please get a waffle?

Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)

Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)

Kevin, watch the light dude

Horse meditation

A girl a dream & a clothing hanger

Is that a weed? (911 microwave)

Helium balloons (floating car)

Fireplace fairy

I’m your freestyle dance teacher

I can’t believe you’ve done this

Which way the Quiznos is

Impossible paper toss shot

Hemtube (dancing with cat)

I nurture my skin (Shaq)

Why are you running

Happy birthday?

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)

Farkle falling

Fuck you (soda machine)

Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)

Take On Me

And now my sock is wet (water gun)

All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala

When there’s too much drama at school

Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub

What’s your name? (ouija board)

Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)

Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)

Girl scared of convertible car

Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)

Would you like the spider on your hand?

Shopping cart crash

We actually have the chip reader now

I’M A GIRAFFE

Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)

I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[leaveittotegan-deactivated20181]

this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

[axmmatt]

BEAUTY

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

gentle and kind things in the world

the moon’s glow on a misty evening

the scent of bakeries in the morning

pretty colors in the sky

fairytales and old books

fluffy animals that run up to you and nuzzle their soft face into your hand

when someone is happy to see you

rainbows appearing in a cloud

the warmth and scent of freshly laundered clothes and towels

bumblebees flying from flower to flower

blooming flowers and gentle rays of sunlight after a freezing winter

making your favorite person laugh

people that sweet nice things without expecting anything in return

seeing someone smile for no reason

forests that are home to thousands of creatures and trees

someone making something for you, like a playlist, a meal or a knitted scarf

doing something sweet for someone and seeing how happy it makes them

nicknames, mutual affection and warm hugs

snow that looks like powdered sugar

sweet fruits that are good for you like apples and strawberries

going grocery shopping with someone u love

plush toys, soft pillows and warm blankets

warm glows of street lights in a city

your favorite sweater that keeps you warm

songs that understand you

songs that make you want to dance

walking barefoot on a beach in summer

the gentle crunch of leaves and warm mugs of hot cocoa in autumn

birdsong that wakes you up gently

old paintings of flowers and sceneries

albums you can play on repeat that you never get sick of

[icicleman04]

Idk if anyone even fekking cares but I haven't and won't be on much for the forseeable future because this app is garbo

[regularlesbian]

friendly reminder that

if we’re mutuals, you are allowed to slip 1 (One) small lizard into my pocket if you see me at the farmer’s market

[meetthehelper]

Do any of you wanna see a picture I took of some extremely powerful items

[meetthehelper]

Your fates are sealed

[meetthehelper]

The Elixers

[meetthehelper]

[loveliest--dream]

Those will unlock all of your chackaras

[pissvortex]

medium writers just dont give a fuck they hate everyone and will make sure you know it

[pissvortex]

[jakemorph]

someone edit this pic to be dr phil levitting the bottle wit his mind powers

[3ology]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I brought a huge box of tea to school and kept throwing tea bags at everyone screaming, “THERE’S THE TEA." 

[icicleman04]

Theory

What if Sauron's Ring of Power was really just made of tungsten, and that's why it seemed unburnable, only by the fires of a volcano, with tungsten having such a high melting point?

[1dietcokeinacan]

I hate when u say “deja vu” out loud n someone ur with goes “what was it?” Like bitch we all can barely communicate the most straightforward ideas without utter confusion and chaos…..u rly believe it is within my capacity to explain exactly what fleeting moment of temporal embodiment made me feel like a vague reincarnated ghost girl trapped in a child’s dream??? Surely u are mistaken.

[pewdiepieburglar]

Chill & Lickable

[jakemorph]

chill and lickable :)

[lillyjetaime-blog]

Being able to endure something does not equal an obligation to withstand it.

[luneexists]

i needed that.

[definitelydope]

[prewars]

Change of Season (by John & Tina Reid)

[dekutree]

easy

Pokemon Red

Pokemon Blue

Pokemon Gold

Pokemon Silver

Pokemon Bronze

Pokemon Red Fire

Pokemon Grass Green

Pokemon Ruby Tuesday

Pokemon Safe Fire

Pokemon A B C

Pokemon X Y Z

Pokemon Now I know my A B C’s

Pokemon Dungeon Dice Monsters

Pokemon The Last Airbender

Pokemon of the Galaxy

Pokemon Horror Story: Asylum

Pokemon Horror Story: Coven

Pokemon Horror Story: ….Coven 2

Pokemon Ping Pong

Pokemon Party 

Pokemon Party 8

PokeKart: Double Dash

Pokemon Crunch Wrap Supreme 

Pokemon Cross Dress

Pokemon Fingerblast

Pokemon Facebook Edition

Pokemon Who?

Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest

[ofcorsolas]

LEAFGREEN not Grass Green

[dekutree]

yes thank you. THAT’S the one game i needed to be corrected on.

[icicleman04]

Metro: Last Light, Warframe, GTA V, Civilization VI, Team Fortress 2, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, need I go on?

[fakehistory]

Teenage nicotine epidemic, 2018