LISTEN UP, FIVES. A TEN IS SPEAKING.

[yourethelmaandimlouise]

things I’ll never tell dean: an existential crisis

dean when did it happen I laid down on the bed once next to you and I couldn’t find you anymore I couldn’t find myself

dean how did I lose it I was infinite all held within me and I knew what to do and how and when and I wasn’t happy but I wasn’t not happy either when did it stop being enough for me

dean how did your greedy green eyes take hold of what passed for a heart within my infinities and lay it down to rest in the pasture of your soul

dean your soul is golden fields of wheat under the hot summer sun

dean your soul is lemonade that somehow both stings and soothes my chapped lips my chapped grace sapped of that dry obedience they beat into me

dean I’ve killed you a thousand times but I’ve loved you a thousand more

dean when I gripped your soul in hell I wasn’t lost I was found 

dean when I laid my hands upon you and you sighed and you whispered mumbled nonsense in your sleep that became my true name added to the host of others that never defined me quite so well

dean outside there is morning and there is mourning but within the expanse of this bed I can find myself again

dean in this bed I can count the freckles that dot your skin the beautiful facade that holds what I find so dear while I wait for the roiling oceans inside me to quiet

dean you snore and you lie about it over breakfast and you’ve never said I love you but I know it because I know you

dean I never really knew myself until I knew you

dean I’ll learn you forever even when I’m tired 

even as I sleep

[ididntsayitideclaredit]

okay maybe i snapped

y cualquier cosa que escribe de ahora en adelante va ser en español para darle gracias a los traductores que hicieron de destiel una realidad......en español 😹😻

[perhapsblues]

[februaryflora-deactivated201811]

my advice to women: scream more, wreak havoc, be ugly and gross, use the sword emojis

my advice to men: develop a sense of shame

[girl-hell-1999]

me: let me put on lipstick 

boy: oh…I don’t like lipstick on girls 

me: 

[allegedserialkiller]

um. titty

[lesbesitos]

[rosewater1997]

“You don’t know anyone at the party, so you don’t want to go. You don’t like cottage cheese, so you haven’t eaten it in years. This is your choice, of course, but don’t kid yourself: it’s also the flinch. Your personality is not set in stone. You may think a morning coffee is the most enjoyable thing in the world, but it’s really just a habit. Thirty days without it, and you would be fine. You think you have a soul mate, but in fact you could have had any number of spouses. You would have evolved differently, but been just as happy. You can change what you want about yourself at any time. You see yourself as someone who can’t write or play an instrument, who gives in to temptation or makes bad decisions, but that’s really not you. It’s not ingrained. It’s not your personality. Your personality is something else, something deeper than just preferences, and these details on the surface, you can change anytime you like. If it is useful to do so, you must abandon your identity and start again. Sometimes, it’s the only way.”

— Julien Smith, The Flinch (via wnq-anonymous)

[frenchiestan]

no offense but it’s 10:30 on Halloween and I haven’t been bitten by a vampire yet and that’s honestly biphobic 

[aphony-cree]

that’s because you’re looking in the wrong place, your bi-destiny is to become a werewolf

proof:

has more than one state of being

can function at multiple times of day 

when you tell people you’re a werewolf they say you’re just going through a full moon phase

[frenchiestan]

You’re 100% right, I was a fool. Where my werewolf bitches at??

[hermuis-blog]

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

[firesuns-archive]

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

[goingloco]

Very special.

[emmettmccartycullen]

#neverforget the time that Bella wore a full length khaki skirt to meet Edward’s family and he basically lost it because he thought she looked so sexy

[rosaliesgay]

the mormon really jumps out in this paragraph

[shiny-haunters-deactivated20181]

[bisexualalicecullen]

smeyer has a khaki fetish

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

mormons are just like that

[elimosinary-deactivated20220330]

He’s from the Victorian era give the boy a break.

[such-justice-wow]

He was born in june 1901, 5 months after Queen Victoria died so you’re wrong

But also he was alive through the 60s,has he never seen an ankle before??

[malevolentreverie-deactivated20]

repost because it got better

[radio-silents]

are you nasty

[radio-silents]

PUT THIS ONE UP ON THE FRIDGE, MOM

[neovenoms]

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

wow the venom movie looks great

[eddiebromst]

eddie: parasite

venom:

[kendallroynsfw]

[worthydistractions]

This can read very differently for mlm and wlw

[awkwordalex]

Another mlm and wlw solidarity post

[24hrsoda]

Eddie: ew a parasite

Venom: ew a depressed piece of shit

Eddie:

[allleyezzonme]

You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

[gingeralefanclub-deactivated201]

not to be dramatic but i would literally rather die

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]