[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Yeah? Well my therapist says it's ok to kill people if i feel like it. My life has gotten so much better ever since

thanks for sharing the advice!

[mamesmimosmums]

[colourblue]

so I work as a shelver at my local library in the kids section and sometimes people forget things in between pages and they fly out- I found this today and I cannot make this up

I love how this kid has captured my entire aesthetic

[derkartoffelkonig]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Ice takes up more space than water because when cold, each molecule must wear a thick coat.

[mouthpressure]

i’m having a gender confusion issue recently and this joke i didn’t finish is the funniest thing to me so i’m posting it

[fullanarchyunicorn]

Duolingo spreading the good word

[maykitz]

composing a travel guide

[peachpitandpomegranate-deactiva]

Tell me this ain't Nicky and Joe. I dare youuu

[ground-zoro]

I have never seen Islam shown so humanized, so relaxed, so innocent and pure. That’s brilliant and funny. 

[just-rhys-things]

This feels like the equivalent of the school girl running to class with toast in her mouth but prayer

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

my favorite thing in the muppet show is when jim did an impressive puppetry trick but was clearly worried the audience wouldnt notice so he had kermit just directly point it out

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

he was probably right to do so though because every time i see kermit drink milk or blow out a candle i dont think twice about it like yeah hes kermit he can do that

[fan-art-ic]

My art history teacher is like "there were ZERO women artists during the renaissance well there was Sofonisba but that's it" and I'm STEAMING bc there WERE more female artists during the Renaissance and I KNOW this bc I spent hours researching women artists in the Renaissance so I could figure out what to name my girl ninja turtle oc when I was 11

[lesbianshepard]

love how wikipedia’s “List of unsolved deaths” starts at 11,000 BCE. like, I don’t think we’ll be cracking that cold case anytime soon.

[lesbianshepard]

the entire way this list is set up is VERY  funny to me. like, yes, I guess 13,000 years ago WAS before the year 1900. 

[foulserpent]

i really think art directors need to hire furries (like good furry artists at least) to do concept art on anthropomorphic fantasy things bc for everything wrong with furries like. you give a normal person an art direction like “ok we need humanoid lizards and theyre people in this setting, you want them to be accessible and appealing to the viewer though still distinctly like a reptile” and youll get the worst shit youve ever seen 9 times out of 10 like it will be this awful uncanny human face type shit. but you hire someone who exclusively draws buff dragon men and your result might be suspiciously sexy but infinitely more appealing to most audiences

[adampvrrish]

not to talk about doctor who but remember being a lonely depressed teenager and hearing him say '900 years of time and space and i've never met anyone who wasn't important'

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

golf:

wastes crazy amounts of space and water

soul-crushingly boring

extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par)

prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)

mini golf:

18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn't even require water

a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to

easy to get into, but difficult to master

cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20)

BONUS: cool obstacles and gimmicks (windmills, water features, secret holes, etc.)

[creekfiend]

Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death

Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a shot is pretty much required

[humorcroissant]

Okay sure. Whatever makes you happy dude.

[toadschooled]

An arroyo toad [Anaxyrus californicus] out hunting on a calm spring night in California. Arroyo toads feed largely on flies, ants, and other small invertebrates, often returning to the same ant hills for several weeks in order to feed. Images by Greg Schechter.