Im At That Stage Where I Dont Give A Fudge

[sadizmas]

DO HIM NEXT

[oldladynerd]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[the-girl-with-the-glass-heart]

If ya know ya know

[idontgiveafuckaboutshit]

I WILL FIND YOUR HOUSE AND PAINT IT WITH HONEY AND YOUR CHILDHOOD DOGS ASHES

[ts-picsforneeds]

[idontgiveafuckaboutshit]

Remus is my spirit animal

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[mysweetminiaussie]

oh what the hell…lol.

[thefitally-deactivated20170430]

this is important

[virginiaunderthesun]

This anatomy test tomorrow lol

[artemis51]

pls roger ur my only hope

[ruby-loves-supernatural]

My favourite…..a box fish

[sunnytime54]

Notch! Could you imagine if on April 1st the entire DSMP unified to play on like an old save of the server and all of them stream like it’s still original Le’Manberg days. Like Pre Schlatt, before Ranboo even joined. With all of the wars and exiles being one big bad dream. We could live in a lie for one day and it would be perfect

[waddei]

bonus if techno is the only one not roleplaying and he's just confused the entire time

[persephinae]

Y’ALL THE WAIT TO FIX THE SUEZ CANAL IS SO LONG THAT EVERYONE IS JUST GOING THE FUCK AROUND THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA AGAIN

[luxlightly]

SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME TO BRING US SUGAR AND TEA AND RUM

[solitarelee]

man those kids who brought back sea shanties rly did it in the nick of time huh

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

A Tiki bar but instead of appropriating Oceanic cultures and religions, it’s all Garbled Catholic Iconography.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Me *points to cherub*: can you make that but hollow so I can fill it with Mai Tais?

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

The walls are covered in Lorem Ipsum but if anyone asks, all the staff say it’s a sacred, mystical text.

[princeofsparkles]

Bar snacks are all shaped like communion wafers, but, like, salted

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

You stick your tongue out and a waiter in short shorts and a Roman collar gently places one onion ring on your tongue.

[princeofsparkles]

Mini crucifixes instead of drink umbrellas

[dingdongyouarewrong]

fun fact: there’s literally a bar with this exact theme in vancouver called hail mary’s! it’s catholic themed and there’s a confession booth and the bathroom is styled like hell

[badjokesbyjeff]

Jesus was relaxing in Heaven when he noticed a familiar looking old man

Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, “Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?”

“Yes,” said the old man, “but he wasn’t my biological son. He was born by a miracle, by the intervention of a magical being from the heavens.”

“Very interesting,” said Jesus. “Did this boy ever have to fight temptation?”

“Oh, yes, many times,” answered the old man. “But he eventually won. Unfortunately, he heroically died at one point, but he came back to life shortly afterwards.”

Jesus couldn’t believe it. Could this actually be His father?

“One last question,” He said. “Were you a carpenter?”

“Why yes,” replied the old man. “Yes I was.”

Jesus rubbed His eyes and said, “Dad?”

The old man rubbed his eyes and said, “Pinocchio?”

[yayitsmee]

Change your url Jeff

[idontgiveafuckaboutshit]

XD!!!!

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

Important distinction, it wasn’t “amphetamines” like Adderall or Vyvanse or something, it was Pervitin, prescription grade methamphetamine.

[ginkgocrown-old-blog]

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

[castielsteenwolf]

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

[wingscanspeak]

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

[zorobro]

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

[wingscanspeak]

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

[30secondstocalifornia]

First method:

Well done, i guess…

Second:

I fucked up

Girls… how?

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

[prince-cake]

bless you

[wingscanspeak]

look what is back on my dash. Jesus.

[panicatthegym]

This came back but with ACTUAL SCIENCE you are the saviour of our generation

[rightplace-wrongtime]

I have no words

[zazzcrafting-deactivated2017061]

I seriously just needed this

[setbabiesonfire]

This deserves the 1 million+ notes it has.

[monitorchakas]

Literally tumblr broke from sll the science

[the-mango-ninja]

OK, there’s a lot of people who’ve seen way more stuff on here than I have, but that is NOT a normal glitched gif…

[eat-the-door-to-the-v0id-deacti]

wait wHat i got it too

[depressed-homosexual]

Y’all I can do it both ways really easily, and actually do the “girl” way more even though I wear guys shirts so idk

[suffer-my-beloved-mutuals]

WHAT WAS THE THIRD GIF? I GOT THE GLITCH? (TUMBLR LET ME SAVE THE GLITCH?)

TUMBLR WTF?

[magikmuze]

Sometimes I wonder about this website.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[jhan-jy]

Hey if anyone here has twitter pls like Bad's tweet!!

This would be so beneficial and helpful to people than any other reply I know we love Tubbo and other mcyts but this would be far better than buying more toasters or other materialistic values so please like if you can or try to spread this!!

[oceantail-oceantail]

The link to his tweet is here!

https://twitter.com/BadBoyHalo/status/1365375636626415622?s=20

[jhan-jy]

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

[aforest2006remaster]

[g-o-d-s-l-a-y-e-r]

[idontgiveafuckaboutshit]

The two sides of the internet

[smallplaceinthecosmos]

Ok forget the teens having their relationship drama go like Bad’s tweet actually

[hokanovastella]

Ratio the sons of bitches

[enby-life]

Tucking

How to tuck (video)

Alternatives to tucking

Underwear for tucking

Tucking for cheap

Binding

Binding for cheap

How to bind

Red flags of binding

Washing binders

[frankdelflno]

Surnames are just as important as given names. So, I compiled a list of the websites I use to find my surnames.

English Surnames

Dutch Surnames

Spanish Surnames

Scottish Surnames

German Surnames

Italian Surnames

Irish Surnames

French Surnames

Scandinavian Surnames

Welsh Surnames

Jewish Surnames

Surnames By Ethnicity

Most Common Surnames in the USA

Most Common Surnames in Great Britan

Most Common Surnames in Asia

[bee-earthly]

[old-manrupee]

For whoever needs these.

[dragons-arrow]

I NEED THE ITALIAN LAST NAMES SO BAD

[ebvoice-deactivated20150727]

We are like fireworks…: Surnames Master Post.

[chronophobica]

Chinese surnames

Indian surnames

Indonesian surnames

Pakistani surnames

Bengali surnames

Japanese surnames

Filipino surnames

Korean surnames

Syrian surnames

Mongolian naming and clan names

Thai surnames

Asia is not a single country.

[beameized]

“Asia is not a single country.”

[lenacraft]

I usually just settle for Behind the Name. Thank you.

[toastbutteregg]

[guiltyidealist]

My QPP, an archer, has informed me that this is a load of bollocks!

The one on the left is actually in the perfect form for archery. The symmetrical, "unnatural" "straight line of action" is exactly how you're supposed to position yourself when wielding a bow.

The "more dynamic" pose on the right is all wrong-- the legs shouldn't be out like that, the back shouldn't be arched like that, the chest shouldn't be pushed out like that, and the arms shouldn't form a curve.

If you want to make a "more dynamic and appealing drawing," play with shot angles, perspective, foreshortening, lighting, backgrounds, expressions, colors, linework, character design, or any of the many things that go into making a drawing. You don't have to sacrifice the sport! (:

[awkward-blunt-miserableatbest]

Thank you @guiltyidealist! Also, you can have the character sit or kneel, but still keep the line up of the one on the left. Archers spent their entire career and countless repetitions perfecting that line up to a subconscious level. Many even have a routine before they shoot, and can tell if something is off like an arrow knocked the wrong way or if the shot will be bad because they weren’t anchored properly BECAUSE of their consistency.

Also, bows do NOT do well with change in routine. Slight twist in your wrist? Shot isn’t going to hit its mark (unless you have the Instinctual Correction Perk like my dad). Didn’t bend at the waist when shooting from an elevated position? Not gunna hit your mark. Bow not in your hand the right way? It gives you a big welt AND you miss your mark. So...

When shooting a bow don’t dynamic pose!