Have I told you "I love you" today? cuz I do :-)

I'm a pirate. fear me. raw.

[viscountessbranksome]

James Norrington did nothing wrong. His only crime was being a Jane Austen hero in a Disney movie based on a theme park ride.

[carolxdanvers]

his worst crime was trying to arrest johnny depp which, honestly, doesn’t age well as a sole reason to dislike an antagonist

[bob-belcher]

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Awwwww

[n0kiv]

My sensitive self can’t take this. this is beautiful 😫😢💕

[onlyblackgirl]

I love Gordon.

[bitter-and-queer]

She’s blind and he was making all the points about the pie in a way she could respond to: sound. He is an amazing man

[cosmic-noir]

[dilfweed]

Not to mention Christine won Master Chef that year.

[182649-deactivated20180312]

I reblog Gordon Ramsey every time he appears

[vanetti]

i reblog this every time it comes on my dash and i will until the day i die or this hellsite does

[xxblueberriesxx]

😩😩😩😭😩😭😭

[queenstravelingdarling]

Damn it guys!!!

[ahhthelegend]

Now idk why I clicked on this again I done seen this a million times and I do the same shit everytime 😩

[ienjoybaconandporn]

Oh hey, its 10 am and I'm crying now.

[lifehacksthatwork]

Just a family of bears chilling in a pool.

[ienjoybaconandporn]

A few bears chilling a few feet apart, cuz they're not gay.

[theinturnetexplorer]

I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.

[neontalk]

[teraboolove]

This was exactly what I expected and more

[ienjoybaconandporn]

This has sound and I'm so glad it does.

[bagrijana]

Auntie Hella checking on the Papillon puppies… she never had a litter of her own so she always cared for all the pups born here at #tantezampekennel

[gooddogbestfriend]

imagine having such a beautiful fairy godmother

[lornagonigall]

this is the content that keeps me on this fucking site

[suspend]

“Be with someone who makes your Mondays feel like Fridays.”

— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)

[ienjoybaconandporn]

Get a job in a restaurant and every Monday will be your Friday.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

luscious malfoy is played by a dude named jason

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this was supposed to say lucius

[ienjoybaconandporn]

Sure it was.

[octoberbrunette]

me: [softly] for fuck’s sake

[ienjoybaconandporn]

I feel this on a molecular level.

[peelingmandarins]

me replying to messages 10 days late and blaming it on my busy schedule to hide the fact that my depression has me thinking simple correspondence is an actual workload:

[probablybadrpgideas]

You can only summon a creature if you, the player, do a 15 second imitation of how it acts and sounds.

[bayleafpaprika]

# a family of bisexuals

[bayleafpaprika]

In case anyone’s curious:

[fadetouched]

when you fail a persuasion attempt in an rpg:

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[ienjoybaconandporn]

Yes, inspire me you ducky muse.

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[ienjoybaconandporn]

When Goofy realizes he might not have a son.

[rednines]

If the purge was real we’d defend one another, burn the debt records and return the commons, not murder each other, nice try Hollywood, your Hobbesian propaganda doesn’t work on me

[ghost-at-the-feast]

U really think we’d defend one another?? Are u joking? People would fight for their lives. Steal & hide. They’d take advantage. Not to the extent of the movie, but have u ever seen a riot? God ur so dumb & I hate u for being so naive

[rednines]

Hey have you read a history or political theory or anthropology book that wasn’t written by the Cato institute?

[dykerory]

the whole premise of the purge is inherently flawed. it assumes that crime happens because people just want to commit it, when actually most crime is a symptom of societal disenfranchisement. 

yeah, maybe some sociopathic white frat boys would go around terrorizing people because they know there won’t be any consequences, but really, how is that any different than normal?

[siberiancheesecake]

“HOW IS THAT ANY DIFFERENT FROM NORMAL”

[trve-grimdark]

@tw6464