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But I was re-watching the brand new day trailer, and realize that these guys are the hand!!

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So excited for Spider-Man
But I was re-watching the brand new day trailer, and realize that these guys are the hand!!
humans are space orks: loneliness
Don't you think at least some species of alien would it find it odd how prone we humans are to pack bonding? And how would they react to meeting a human whose need for connection has NOT been met?
Right now, we are thinking lonely little teenage boy has decided, fuck it, these aliens wanna scan my brain and I've got nothing to lose. They have observed his peculiar behavior and lack of pack bonding. And his quite snarky attitude. So, anyway, you got a brain scanning thingy pictured, alright? Yes? And these aliens, well, they're not even remotely prepared for what they find.
Originally they thought the whole bonding with anything and everything was just a weird thing we do for fun. But no. We NEED it. They test other humans who also have little to no one, and most results just all come out with the same deep longing for connection. The same incompleteness. The same something that doesn't have a name and can't be communicated into words, only being described as a deeply rooted need to be understood.
Imagine them finding that. I like to think that they would have a new found sense of sympathy for the bleeding, lonely hearts of humans. It's not an earth shattering topic, I know. Maybe it would give them a new perspective on just how much Human Bob absolutely NEEDS to see his friend Human Roger when he whines about being on opposite sides of the ship. Ooh, maybe they would implicate a Human Buddy System, just so nobody is alone. Ah, the poor introverts.
So. I just think if aliens were to discover how intense being lonely can be for humans and probably some other species, they'd... I dunno. Feel all bad for us and give friends. Or something.
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I hope you guys do that :]
Stab Stab day is here!
Tim, with the biggest grin: Happy March 15, Stab a politician day!
Bruce: you are not allowed to go stab another politician
Dick: what???
Steph: let the man speak
Did he Stab Lex amid his presidential aspirations, or did he stab a more local, likely corrupt, politico?
Because let's be fair. If Lex were to count any year as a viable candidate for "politician", YJ would be ALL over that for the Ides. Probably far from the only ones, if more were actually so Aware of it.
Even if at any point Kon gives half a shit about the man, that just means they were even more intentionally nonfatal. Man's got plenty of resources to recover from damned near anything as paltry as a stabbing, he can take the unpleasantness for a week or a few months of recovery.
My idea was that every year Tim stabs someone and the reason this started is because he got mad at Bruce for benching him. He wanted to get the pent up anger out and what better way to do it than target someone who acts just like Brucie.
Rebloging because it’s march 15th
The Color Game. “Humans can’t reliably recall colors. This is a simple game to see how good (or bad) you are at it. We’ll show you five colors, then you’ll try and recreate them.” I scored 39/50 but got a perfect score on one color.
Reminder that the reason Percy didn’t like Octavia was because he killed his pillow pet.
December 26th
Tim walks in looking like he got run over by a buss.
Bruce: where have you been?!?
Tim looks at the camera like he’s in the office
Tim: Flying
Damian: I was unaware we could skip this holiday about an unreal man and give useless answers
Tim: someone has to do Santa’s job especially with Darkseid
Stranger Things spoiler warning ⚠️ spoilers
WILL CAME OUT I REPEAT WILL CAME OUT!!!!!
I was sitting minding my own business then I realized that Fred was the same age as Lily and James when they died.
Somewhere in heaven Fred joined the marauders who died too young from the same war.
A second generation of child soldiers walked a path set by a man who was to prejudice to help a 11 year old boy.
The recipe:
PUMPKIN PUDDING PIE w/ ORANGE ZEST & CARDAMOM WHIPPED CREAM
(makes ~3 pies)
2½ cups sugar
15oz can pumpkin puree
2 eggs
½ tsp baking soda
2 cups flour
2 tsp baking powder
½ tsp ground cinnamon
¼ tsp vanilla
pinch of salt
2½ cups milk
4 TBSP butter (melted)
1 orange
1 tsp powdered sugar
1 cup heavy cream
2 TBSP powdered sugar
1 tsp cardamom
pinch nutmeg
pumpkin pudding pie w/ orange zest
preheat the oven to 325°F
prepare the pie crust (that's another recipe's job—either find a scratch recipe or buy a pre-made dough or graham cracker crust)
blend 2 ½ cups sugar, pumpkin puree, eggs, and baking soda in a large mixing bowl (if using a mixer, blend with a paddle attachment)
add the flour, baking powder, cinnamon, vanilla, and salt; blend until well mixed
add the milk and melted butter, whisk until well mixed (if using a mixer, blend with the whisk attachment)
pour your batter into the crust, filling right up to the edge (the mix will be more liquid than solid, but it will rise/solidify in the oven)
bake at 325°F for 55 minutes
remove from the oven and let it cool
top with sifted powdered sugar
zest an orange over the top of the pie (microplane if possible but regular zester is fine; have found that the most aesthetically pleasing version is to peel the orange and then finely dice the peel but that's a hassle!)
whipped cream
put your metal mixing bowl and whisk in the freezer for at least 15 minutes
whisk powdered sugar, cardamom, and nutmeg together in bowl
add heavy cream; whisk until stiff peaks start forming
serve on a cooled pie :)
Reblogging cause I’m gonna make this at the next Found-Family Dinner
rebloging to eat this pie
❤️🔥NEXT 3 PARTS ARE ALREADY ON MY KO-FI❤️🔥
Heyyy glamour talk! Finally! the first of many other son/baba bonding moments.
Also finally we are over the "yeah im monkei". Eventually he will connects the dots about the tail but give him some time this was the, what? Sixth identity crisis within a week?
Spicynoodles Bio Parent AU (PREV/FIRST/)
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Re-blogging for Tuesday
Reads a good fic,
about to find another one,
stops,
scrolls down,
presses kudos button,
Me in my mind: yeah you deserve it
Broken Twin
DP x DC Prompt
Another different flavor of Demon Twins
Danyal is always trying to get better. He's constantly being compared to his twin by the other Assassins, Damian looks down on him, his mother doesn't compliment him like she does with Damian, and grandfather doesn't even acknowledge him.
During a mission he had with his mother, they had stopped to rest at a motel on their way back. The next morning, Danyal awoke to an empty room, his sword missing, and a note with his mother's handwriting on it that says:
"Do not return"
Ah. He's been discarded.
Danyal didn't know what to do for a while, that is, until he was picked up by the Fentons. Maybe now he can have a family.
Danyal, now going by Danny, lives with the Fentons, but on the day he becomes a Halfa, he doesn't have Sam or Tucker with him because he convinced them to not mess around in the basement. Jazz is also too busy trying to keep the house properly filled with food and other necessary things to get involved in the Ghost related things.
When Danny's identity is revealed to the whole town of Amity, he finds himself discarded yet again by everyone he thought would love him like a family, including his so-called "friends" that he made.
The reason for Talia leaving Danyal in that motel room is because she had enough love in her to spare her son from the life an assassin, not knowing that Danyal just wanted to hear her acknowledge his accomplishments and show him some love. She had been checking in on Danyal once every year to make sure he's happy in the life he now has. She couldn't bring him to Bruce. Otherwise, both her and Danyal would've been severely punished or killed by Ra's. She doesn't see that Danyal has been rejected by his family, as she left right before it happened.
The next year, she finds that her son is not in the town. After some digging, she goes to his rescue in the government facility nearby.
While she explores the facility in search of her son, she comes across a haunting room. The room is filled with many body parts, organs, and a few brains of her son. No one is going to leave this facility alive.
When she eventually finds her Danyal after taking care of the people in the facility. She sees that he's not the same boy she had grown to love more in his absence. His eyes, once so full of life and wonder, are now dull and emotionless. His skin is littered with many autopsy scars in almost every place she can see from his small cage. He is even very thin, like he's only been fed the bare minimum. Maybe... it was best if she had taken Danyal to Bruce after all.
As she takes Danyal to Gotham, she notes that besides breathing, swallowing, sleeping, and waking up, Danyal needs assistance with everything else. It is like Danyal has mostly shut down his body in response to what he's been through. That is far from the truth, Danny had just given up because he's been discarded by so many he thought would love him. He doesn't even know what's currently happening because he's not even paying attention. It's going to take a lot of effort for Damian to get Danny's attention to show that he does love him, as Talia is going to kill the rest of the GIW for doing that to her son, she's obviously not telling Bruce that, otherwise he'll get in her way.
Bruce had no idea why Talia was coming to the cave only that she was. When she walked in holding a limp bodie Bruce didn’t know what to do just that Talia was putting this small boy that looked so much like Damian into his arms.
“He was supposed to be safer” she whispered Bruce could see the silent tears running down her face.
“Is he?”
“Danyal was never enough for my father, I thought letting him have a normal life would be better” she paused reaching for the top of danyals face to brush his hair back “I will never make that mistake again”
When people ask you to make another part for something (specifically writing) that you haven’t worked on in months and you just have no clue what to do with the story
. . . Are Bernard's eyes not green???? I saw a poll and I'm... They're supposed to be blue???
No, no I refuse, no, because my entire family says I'm partially colour blind and there's NO WAY!!! No way.
Like... Dude???
BERNARD'S EYES ARE GREEN!!!
. . . wait a damn minute.
TIM, WHAT IN THE SECRET IDENTITY?! ToT WHY THE F#-$ IS HE WEARING A BAT BELT!?!?!? TIMOTHY!?!?!? ToT
ANYWAYS!!! Them eyes green. Bernard Dowd has green eyes. END OF STORY!!!
THANK YOUUUUUU
I ALWAYS get mad when someone correct me and says "Bernard's eyes are Blue!" NO NO NO I REFUSEEEEEE
I can honestly accept any other colour than blue at this point. I am sick of these blue eyed freaks /J
WHY do they want EVERY character to have Blue eyes????????
LITERALLY!!! I prefer green eyes, personally. They're funner to draw and you can do more than you can with blue in my opinion.
I think their aqua green instead of the blue that people say they are
Head cannon that Tim is a snacker he can never just eat three meals he’ll have snacks throughout the day. He’ll be sitting in a Spinny chair with Ramen noodles and chopsticks. Or he’ll be sitting on the floor with a piece of fruit.
Struggles with eating on a regular basis eating a snack when it gets hungry is a better solution than trying to keep up with time (time blindness). This way Tim gets the nutrition he needs while also being able to focus on casework and schoolwork (when he was still in school).