becoming human

Milhouse. They/Them. Black Polyam. Not Straight 🏳️‍🌈. ALL Land Back.

[kosmogrl]

[chaoticneutralwife]

the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once

[demilypyro]

cog in the machine: thats sad

ghost in the machine: thats complicated

cock in the machine: dont do that

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[guavagyal]

bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we're literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you're not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[rhube]

This is it, lads. The post that started us on this path 9 years ago.

I sure hope no one told him.

[germany-official]

Its that time of the year again. Praise

[magicratfingers]

I’m not like, super religious but I do celebrate the major holidays (an ides’er and greason’s tumblric)

[shop5]

Happy March 15th to those who celebrate.

[beardedmrbean]

[roathena]

[thisfeebleheart]

Shane loves his personal space. Ilya also loves Shane's personal space.

[academicblorbo]

Yuna and David asking about the timeline of their relationship would have been even funnier if, after discussing how long they've been "lovers":

Yuna: ok, so you've been "seeing" each other for 9 years... And when did you confess your real feelings and decided to be together?

Shane:

Ilya:

Yuna:

David:

Shane:

Ilya: like, today at 4am

[heated-pixels]

Yuna, after processing that: And you became official when???

Shane:

Ilya:

Shane: Just now. At this table. When he called himself my boyfriend…

Yuna: Right…

[afrolatinotrait]

[log6]

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

[luulapants]

Wait hold on what was that

[placeholdername-1]

[silvyysthings]

[kcsplace]

HRM

[shilyas]

02.13.2001 🎉 Happy Birthday, Hudson Williams!

[iruutciv]

Hi I've been raised from the dead by a new ice gay show how is everyone else doing

[ankle-beez]

seeing people be like "why did sinners get a vfx nomination" bro there were TWO michael b jordans on that screen!!

[seracadash]

That's not on vfx michael b jordan can just do that