I Have Avengers Bed Sheets and Fanfics

Hello everyone! This is my fanfiction blog and it will include stories about mainly Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan but who knows, maybe some others will make their way in! Some of these fanfics will be NSFW but I'll tag them as such.

[trek-tracks]

Everyone keep close watch on the capsule to see if a second Shatner wearing heavy eyeliner comes out on a time delay

[lt-cmdr-titties]

i gotta say, there's something about william "there is no way captain kirk is bisexual" shatner going to space in a rocket shaped like a massive penis that feels almost poetic

[ihaveavengersbedsheets]

Relapsed

[dappermouth]

Passed a clinic today whose slogan said  “Healthcare When You Want It.” But…what’s the alternative? Healthcare when I…don’t want it?

[dappermouth]

doctor busting through my window at 3am: TIME FOR A CHECKUP, BITCH

[startrekin-it]

[anxietyproblem]

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[slipping-into-madness]

[artist-assassin-deactivated2021]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

my main man scoobert goes in

[internetromance-deactivated2017]

what about me? scorbort?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

i told you to never show your face in these parts again.

[thoodleoo]

me: okay i’ve complained enough about this it’s time to put it to rest

me five minutes later: actually you know what-

[moveslikekeithrichards]

people in 1979: should dracula be cute or fucked up lookin? let the polls begin

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the duality of dracula

[noisy-mime]

They’re boyfriends

[jackmeatington]

[badjokesbyjeff]

[not-all-there98]

I completely missed the joke about him being the Rock, I just thought Medusa wouldn’t be able to turn him to stone because he’s too pure and good

[jennathearcher]

I just watched The Conjuring 2, and while it’s on my mind in a similar vein to this post, I also want to spread some appreciation for Javier Botet because GOD DAMN LOOK AT THIS SHIT

He has Marfan Syndrome, which is a rare connective tissue condition that gives him bizarrely elongated limbs and allows him to do unnatural things with his body, and he’s built quite a resume for himself appearing in horror movies

Like Doug Jones, he also appeared as three of the ghosts in Crimson Peak:

But you may have also seen him as The Crooked Man in The Conjuring 2:

Eddie’s leper in IT:

The Nina monster in all three REC movies:

Set, the God of Death in The Mummy (2017):

The titular creature in Mama:

He did motion capture work for the Xenomorph in Alien: Covenant:

And he most recently appeared in Insidious: The Last Key and the Slender Man movie!!

He’s done other more obscure horror movies too but basically this guy is adorable and inspiring and an amazing talent and I adore him 8D

[albino-mothman]

Had the opportunity and fucking owned it

[starkey]

Imagine your niche skill is ‘my body moves in eldritch and unfathomably terrible ways’ and finding a way to make a successful career out of it

[blackqueerblog]

I’m not gonna watch this for more than an hour 😍😍😍😍

[justgot1]

❤️❤️❤️

[charlieplays]

@scullytheannihilator wtf awwwweee

[scullytheannihilator]

I saw this and nearly cried. The baby fever is real, dude 😍

[barbiemovies]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

THIS GOT ME BROKE YALL

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh

yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic

uuweweuundeheuhme

[coratorium]

the digimon movie is really good

[gaypussyretard]

[hackercult]